Lonely in: Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid

We all know how this begins.

A man died.

Woke up in a void of nothingness.

Then a screen appeared before him saying the god was busy.

And then proceeded to give him options to reincarnate.

Wait….hold on...it seems that that isn't quite how it happened.

Apparently that screen was just a timer counting down until the god would actually let him decide.

Something about the servers being too burdened because everyone wants to reincarnate. Oh boy...

Well it can't be that ba-...wait.

H-How much time?

7,000,000 seconds.

That doesn't seem too ba-

Oh….you meant minutes then

St-still wrong?

Then 7,000,000 minutes?

Wrong again...Gods have mercy on these poor mortal souls. They will need a good dusting by the time they're done here.

If it's not minutes….hours? It has to be hours right? Because that's 292,666.67 days. And that's 799.09 years…..

Oh, so it really was hours.

Phew! At least it's not days! Right?!

*Buffering*

Oh no….This isn't good.

Nope, turns out it was 7,000,000 days.

Which means 19,178.08 years.

Guess they will get very good at sleeping, right?

Gotta stay positive!

Oh, so even after they wait for their turn they don't get to decide where when or how they reincarnate?

Bless all their souls.

———A Long Time Later———

After the first few decades the souls found a way to communicate through the system after getting their Where When Where When and Why.

They would trade their Certificates with other souls.

It was a dog eat dog world now. If you didn't get what you wanted you would have to get very lucky and single for something good. Or settle for something mediocre. There are lots of souls who gets scammed and screwed over.

But at least or MC here is lucky!...Oh, is he at least not unlucky?

He's about average luck?

We take those! Not good but not bad luck. That's literally a game of luck. That's…still good. Supposedly…

HE WHAT!!??!!

He chose DEVILS Luck?!?

That's only been offered 2,489 times before?!

What? ~2,500 is a lot? Do you know how many people die and get reincarnated? It's not just Earth dumbass, it's Earths and whatever else fantasy worlds have been made. ANYONE that does gets reincarnated. Earth isn't THAT special. But many dangerous worlds would kill to get to the relatively peaceful Earth.

Anyway, fuckin Devils Luck. It's exactly what it sounds like.

The Devil tips your scale in your favor…..at a price

Mwahahahaha.

*Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*

No but seriously, the Devil normally likes to be paid back in interest.

Oh?

He was bored and gave a freebie for shits and giggles?

Guess the MC really is an MC.

What did he get?

Let's see….his file….aha!

New name is 'Evan Farrell'.

Decent.

Now where…..Oh, he doesn't get to know….sucks to be him. We get to see because Immortals Rock Baby~!

Now his destination is Earth, Nice.

But it's the anime world of 'Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid' trade-mark.

Oy! Even Immortals fear Copyright Claims. That shits scary AND serious!

Anyway. Since his genetics are random let's find out what kind of parents he's got. Millionaires? Oh sorry, Multimillionaires. They get pissy when you miss categorize how wealthy they are.

Oh, they are lookers alright. As long as his mom doesn't cheat he should be fine. And only he can Jynx himself, nothing said here affects him. Besides that Buffering issue, but that's besides the point!

Seems he will start out in America, but it looks like he'll be 25 just like Kobayashi!

That's certainly some Devil Luck for sure at work!

Well that should do it. Once you accept Devil's Luck you can't trade with another soul.

And off he goes!

This should be interesting, or at least funny.