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Living The Cliche Life

Your run of the mill Multiverse story with a "Rudimentary System" and a main character that can't make up his mind. This fanfic can be counted as wish fulfilment. This fanfiction is now officially a crack fic because I can't write serious stuff

TurkishJesus · 漫画同人
分數不夠
70 Chs

Chapter 53: The Team Assembled

Chapter 53: The Team Assembled

(DxD)

{} Sacred Gear Talks

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"Let's see, the door is encrypted with a divine spell it's impossible to open." I declare while my Rinnegan is doing overwork on Pattern Recognition to find a weak spot.

"How impossible!?" Vally asks while she's fighting these monkey statues we came to learn is indestructible even with Amaterasu.

"Two minutes!" I answer, I mean we even tried throwing them in Dimensional Gap but the temple we are in has a space lock that even I can't penetrate easily.

"Le Fay help him!" Arthur yells while sending sword beams, pushing tens of statues at the same time.

"Where is that monkey disappeared to." Kuroka is not happy, she's protecting Le Fay who's helping me do the calculations with my clone.

"He said something about something about gold, I bet he found the peaches or something."

"Hey! I really did find the peaches!" The said monkey, successor of Sun Wukong the current Monkey King appears with a basket of peaches.

I would be cursing if I didn't recognize the peaches, at least he got the correct ones.

"Tell me Bikou why are we stealing your ancestor's peaches while you have your own garden?" I ask when the door finally opens.

"I don't know what he does to these things but the ones he cultivated just hits different when you eat it you know." I can't believe this guy became the king of monkeys...

"Hehehe they're cultivated with love my foolish defendant." When we see who's on the other side we just fall to ground.

"I thought you said this was the exit!?" Artur has finally lost his cool.

"It was written like that on this map!"Bikou shows us the map and our eyes gets glued to the name Sun Wukong The First at the corner.

"And who gave you that map idiot monkey!"Kuroka hits Bikou.

"What do you mean perverted cat of course it was gramps... Fuck!"

"LANGUAGE!" Arthur gasps while closing Le Fay's ear poor girl is oblivious.

"Maybe this team was a bad idea." Vally cannot help but mutter to herself while looking at them.

"Give them time, look we watched Avengers for like ten times, they eventually work it out." She actually got the idea after watching it.

We had to get ourselves a base since I can't give rings to Arthur and Bikou and Le Fay is just a no go since I have the original.

"Yeah."

"Cough it's disrespectful to ignore your elders."

"Give us a sec old man we need to cut this guys tail." I stop Sun Wukong.

"Not my tail nooooo!" We were stopped by Sun Wukong so he kept his tail.

"Well, since your team managed to reach this far all of you can take one peach, it increases life span of humans to 500 years and gives a vitality boost to other races."

We thanked the benevolent Buddha he is and left with one peach each.

They taste awesome! I don't even like peaches but they taste awesome!

I am totally going for seconds.

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- Kuroka POV -

I look at Ethan, the guy I choose to be with and I am rather pleased with the results, I didn't know his background when I latched onto him.

But even if I said that I won't leave him I wasn't in love with him but he took care of that soon enough with his actions.

"Here, I kinda 'borrowed' this from your sister after you told me about her."

He brought me hope...

Turns out my little sister's hair clips had father's research he did for Naberius Family planted by mother before both of them died in that laboratory accident.

I never thought he'd be able to sneak in Maou Lucifer's house take the data and leave.

He probably had help from sister Morgan but still. If that wasn't enough he summoned something he calls "King of Hell" that brought father's soul and my previous useless master to make them confess in public.(Under Henge as he called it.)

It wasn't enough to get my name cleared of course but the thought and effort he made is enough to make my heart flutter maybe Shirone could forgive me after seeing all of these.

I was really tempted to steal her away after learning Ethan can sneak into Lucifer's house but Ethan made me see her perspective by literally making me read the light novels.

I need her forgiveness first and I don't really have a stable address since she's happy there I will make do with that.

Since Ethan conquered my heart it's only natural I give him my body as well. While I kept saying I want kittens I am rather nervous.

"Ethan?" I enter his room, he is been working harder ever since that Old Monkey managed to graze him with his staff when we went back for more peaches.

Seriously Bikou needs some IQ injections if that's a thing.

"Yes" Ah his gaze is sharp, he normally looks laid-back so this is rare.

Seeing that he's awake I just drop my kimono and jump on him with the door getting automatically closed behind me.

I guess I can finally try out the bedroom arts mother taught me and look into getting more tails.

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- Vally POV -

"I am not delaying things!"

{Is that so Vally?}

"Yes" Stupid Dragon meddling in my love life I already put the ring on other stuff can wait.... Especially the bedroom part.

"NYAAAAA~~"

Just as I was "randomly passing by" Ethan's room and I heard it. It's that damned pervert, she finally did it!

{I guess that cat is in hurry.} Albion's voice is subdued but I know him better than that, I know what he wants to say.

"Come on I know you want to say it."

{Ahem then I won't hold back, I told you so Valentina.} I really want to bring him back to life so I can kill him myself.

Next morning I found myself glaring at Kuroka who had a different glow to her skin, I think her hair looks softer as well.

Is that the results of...

{You'd know if you hadn't destroyed that bedroom arts script back in that tomb such a waste}

'Shut it!'

{Sigh I hope my rival is having it worse than me}