Kermit vs Garfield

Big k (Kermit) stood looking through the window in his giant penthouse mansion. Sunlight danced through the window, and clouds fluttered aimlessly throughout the sky, conversing with one another as they danced around the sun. Kermit knew what was going to happen, his green skin shivered at the thought of the days to come. Garfield and his minions were rising from the shadows, and it was a mystery when they would begin their advance. Kermit and his family line had a monopoly on the lasagna bank for the past 207 years, ever since the battle the ultimately killed Garfield's greatest ally, odie. The world renowned lasagna fest would take place in two days, and there was nothing Kermit could do to stop Garfield. He knew not what the attack would be, or when it would happen.

"Your lasagna is ready, sir"

"Thank you, miss piggie"

Kermit sat down and gingerly grabbed his fork and knife, he scraped down on the plate with his utinsels until the lasagna was finished, and then went to his bedroom. He stared at the wall blankly, not being able to think

How will Garfield nation fight back, what will happen that I can prevent

But nothing could have prepared Kermit for how Garfield nation would launch their first attack, and in the morning, the world would never be the same…