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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 390 The Seductive Snake Demon Tribe's Holy War! Is the Wonder of the World About to Be Repaired?!_2

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"Our grand army is currently suppressing the second layer entrance of the Chasm world, resisting the Fallen Elves."

"For our holy war, I can put aside the animosity with the second layer's Fallen Elves of the Chasm world for the time being, and dedicate all efforts to annihilate the Blue Star Human Race!"

"There's another conflict with the Forest Elves of the surface world! This tribe is even tougher to deal with, actually wanting to reclaim the Moon Wells occupied by our clan, impossible!"

"However, for this holy war, I'm willing to temporarily give up a batch of Moon Wells in exchange for a brief peace with the Forest Elves."

"Heh heh heh... Surely with our strength, what is there to fear from the feeble Blue Star Human Race?"

"Gather the grand army from these two locations and, in at most three months' time, we will exterminate the Blue Star Human Race!"