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Essential NPC with a Chicken

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity. Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm. In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta. Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans. Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose. If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

SquareGoat · 游戏
分數不夠
253 Chs

The Skirmish Champion

As the map grows smaller, more and more battles were fought. The number of players in the field dwindled as they struggled to remain, using any means possible to come out on top. What's more, the situation was getting more and more absurd by the minute.

"Jesus! Was that an RPG?"

"Be careful! Don't show yourself or you'll be next!"

Explosives were now the mainstream weapons in the game. However, beyond weapons was someone lucky enough to upgrade his vehicle to the extreme. From a measly donkey to a cold-steel 60-ton war machine.

BOOM!

"SHIT TANK!"

"Uhh, are we fucked?"

"No shit!"

Rattle~

The building these random side-characters stood on crumbled into pieces, leaving them open for aggression from all sides.

"FIRE!"

As unprotected as they were, the players who still had cover fired hails of bullets along their way, decimating their group into nothing but a few loot boxes that no one would dare take.