borderlands x40k

Now I don't particularly remember much from my life but I know one thing I was a huge fan of two series since they seem to have stuck with me and that was the 40K series and the borderlands series. Now the question you may be asking is why did these two series stuck with me throughout my entire life. Because those are the two series I grew up on first it was 40K since it's the older serious obviously that's what started my love of sci-fi and grim universes when borderlands first came out where I lived since we had a train embargo for a long time. I gave it a try because my friends not just said it was a good game but they also wanted to play co-op. So obviously I ended up playing it in my teenage years and along the time we played all three borderlands games including the annoying Pre-Sequel which we counted as a whole different series. sadly the war happened when we all graduated high school then we were all drafted into the military even if some of us down right didn't want to be soldiers. But we were in fact soldiers at that moment and over the years until I was around 25 or so I lived through war not just a war between two countries but the entire world yep world war 3 happened.

Now most people will be curious what caused this war and that was literally because they were fighting over a way to save the planet apparently humans are hardwired to be violent when someone disagrees with them on anything which I really should have expected as much. But what really concerned me was one little thing you may ask what is that one thing and that my friend is quite simple I am not on the battlefield anymore because I was consumed in a blanding light transported to a wasteland with a fucking floating digital panel in front of my face. Now I would think I would be dead and I was in the system of heaven or hell being sorted out by a computer because that just makes everything easier and they are not biased on anything. But what scares me or excites me don't happen to sign in on that is what the panel says.

System:"congratulations host you have been transported to the borderlands during the time period before the start of game events of the first borderlands games. You may be frightened but do not worry you have received the 40K system where you can purchase any 40K object item or technology they'll be wary because of the outer God that rules over this universe has demanded these things we rebalance to fit the universes level of danger so do not think you can dominate the cosmos easily."

Now given the state of the borderlands I should be extremely if not absolutely scared senseless. Because even though the borderlands universe is not nearly as bad as 40K and the terms of how grim and dark it is since in borderlands there are planets that have no violence and overrun with bandits. But they're still many things that I despise on such thing is corporations and if you were to ask me which corporation I hate the most it would be in this order of the top three number one is atlas the original Atlas I mean. Number two is hyperion period. And surprisingly the last corporation I had the most was Jacob's and that mainly stemmed from the first game and the DLC zombie Island because the morons then think tampering with viruses would be a bad idea and he gave me one of the most annoying boss fights I had during my time playing the borderlands series. Even the damn read bosses were easier than that damn Zed fight because me and my friends were muscle brains who didn't understand if you run around you didn't get hit I would admit if I took another hit at the series I could probably be zed pretty easily given I am more mature but I still hate Jacob. And if all the DLCs are Canon then well I may have some problems to do with and some fun to have.

Me:"is there a newbie gift package?"

I said this and asked because well if I didn't have a newbie gift package I would be pretty screwed.

System:"yes there is though because of how the system has been nerfed by the other gods will it has allowed you to have one item that will not be nerfed and you will receive a standard bolt rifle for guardsman with an echo fill to the brim of bolter ammunition you will also receive the knowledge of how to use a bolter make the ammunition for it with resources available in the universe and basic maintenance & manufacturing."

Hearing this I nodded my head as I knew exactly what I would ask for because it was quite simple to increase my chances of survival it was time to cheese the system as the kids would say nowadays.

Me:"all right I want a modified custodian Gene seed with 100% success rate and it will not change my appearance besides making me look like cloud from final fantasy."

I nodded my head because simply put cloud was one of my more favorite characters on the few games that weren't like 40K or borderlands I played whenever I had the time and was off duty. As I reached out both of my hands and my left hand the echo appeared and my right hand the serum I asked for. I immediately pocketed the echo as I jam myself with the injection as I felt the Gene seed of a custodian from 40K enter my body and started to transform it I blacked out.

Within a few hours after I woke up I stand up smiling most did not know but custodians were Primark Killers the emperors backup plan if any of the primarks turned against him or humanities future. One space Marine was worth 1,000 well-trained veteran guardsman one Primark was worth 100 if not a thousand space Marines. And when custodian was designed to kill a Primark so therefore their physical stats should be very much better than the Primark. And do keep in mind one of the legendary figures of the custodians could fight a demon Prince Primark.

So it meant one very detailed Factor custodians were busted. As I pulled out my echo I pulled out my bolter loaded it up and started walking away as I put my echo. After all I was on the borderlands I need to be ready for a fight. But the question is what will I do with this life of mine since I have thousands of years worth of lifespan now thanks to the gene seed. I quietly wandered for a few hours with the sun beating down on me. Eventually I came across the town of Firestone the first location and safe spot you could ever find in borderlands. I smiled because I had a lot of fun memories here with my friends when we just kind of just sat here and talk about the day when we were just testing out new guns or items on New game Plus. And of course beating the absolute crap at each other personally I prefer playing brick because punching was fun Shotguns were fun and he had both.

Now mind you playing brick taught me a few things one being a living me chilled means you're always the first into the charge second try and say near the soldier who could heal you and always have a surplus of healing items on demand.