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Agglomeration of Poppycock

作者: BigNiceSauce
Magical Realism
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Tis book contains short stories about true entities and events that exist within the realms and dimensions of this reality we exist within, reminiscences of the Genius Gang and a look through into the fates of alternate and different realities. The Homo-Sapiens of Earth won't comprehend things that are or was happening in our reality and other realities, they may also will struggle to understand the beauty of this book because of their small brains. As if any thing of small brain, like thee homo-sapiens, to hear or witness or taste these things that are within this book would immediately suffer minor side effects then begin to lactate two tons of olive butter i cant believe its not butter then commit i don't feel so good. So I'll tell these agglomeration of realities, reminiscences and anecdotes in the way of the sacred writings of time and space and let mankind expand and evolve with benefits of being able to lactate and to pee after marriage. With this agglomeration of poppycock, it will become the breakthrough of science and other subjects. Then Karen will bring the kids back, please Karen, bring them back. Terms and Conditions: The author of 'Agglomeration of Poppycock' is not responsible for any side effects of: - - Lactation - Necromancy - Loss/Increase of the ability to perform or enjoy Urination - Decrease in cognition function - Not feeling so good, Mr Stark - Olive Butter By reading this book you agree to out Terms and Conditions and will not blame the author for any side effects or death. Please do not perform, attempt or do any reenactment of this book. If you do them the author is not responsible for injury or death. DO NOT pee before marriage.

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