What the heck am I supposed to do?

The next day!

At a newsstand.

On the newspaper's front page, a single article occupied more than half the page.

"Is this for real? Even severe cases of anorexia can be cured."

"I've heard that anorexia can be compared to cancer. In fact, it can be much more terrifying than cancer."

"The standard of medical science is getting higher and higher. Soon, there'll be no more diseases that can't be treated."

"Hey, something's not right. What does severe anorexia have to do with scallion pancakes?"

"What are those reporters doing? This is clearly fake news. How dare they report something like this?"

…

Online.

"F*ck your mom, do these editors have nothing else to write about? They're just blindly writing bullshit!"

"Editors, have you been hit in the head? How the heck do you expect me to believe that a scallion pancake enabled a severely anorexic person to start eating again?"