64. Confirmed, I am also a Yangou
I really don't understand what these guys are thinking. All they say is, "Drink more hot water!"
You know, when a girl is so annoying!
There's a saying: it's better to have a large amount of money than to ask for help.
If you have time to chat nonsense, why not just send Miss Ben some cash?
Haven't you heard? Drinking more hot water cures all ailments!
Qiqi's reply about drinking more hot water was really annoying and unnecessary, and it left me speechless.
After Jason Liu replied to Qiqi, he started chatting with Lin Xiaohan again.
Jason Liu: "School reunion? When is it? How come I didn't know?"
Lin Xiaohan: "I posted about it in our class group a few days ago. Didn't you see?"
Jason Liu: "I was busy the other day and didn't pay attention!"
Lin Xiaohan: our friends said they haven't seen each other since graduation two years ago. I asked everyone if they could meet up during National Day in Zheng City!"
Lin Xiaohan: "What do you think? Do you want to come?"
Jason Liu: "It's only July; it's still early!"
Lin Xiaohan: "I just wanted to let everyone know in advance so they can prepare. Some people might not get time off work. If I notify early, they can ask for leave ahead of time. So, are you coming?"
Before Jason Liu could respond, Qiqi sent another message.
Qiqi: "Single dog brother, is saying 'drink more hot water' too casual? Don't you know that this internet joke has been overused?
Jason Liu scratched his head. He didn't see anything wrong with "drinking more hot water." His mom always told him to do that when he was sick.
What's the issue with this?
Out of curiosity, he searched for it online, and he found many jokes about drinking hot water. It made him laugh.
Who would have thought that the "drink more hot water" joke could be so entertaining?
He held back his laughter and replied, "Hey, check this out! It's so funny! Haha."
Buzz—
Lin Xiaohan sent several messages in quick succession.
After waiting for a response from Jason Liu for a while, Lin Xiaohan felt a bit annoyed. Why was he taking so long? If it weren't for their classmates, she would have ignored him by now.
Jason Liu quickly clicked on Lin Xiaohan's messages. He was so amused by the hot water joke that he nearly forgot to reply to her.
Ugh, WeChat is frustrating like that. When there are too many conversations going on, it can get overwhelming.
He couldn't understand how those time-management experts managed to juggle conversations with several people at once without losing their minds. It was impressive!
He looked at Lin Xiaohan's messages.
Lin Xiaohan: "Have you decided if you'll come for National Day?"
Lin Xiaohan: "Why aren't you responding?"
Lin Xiaohan: "??"
Lin Xiaohan: "Are you mad?"
Jason Liu quickly replied, "Sorry, sorry!"
Lin Xiaohan: "What are you doing? Chatting with someone else?"
Jason Liu: "Uh, yeah!"
Lin Xiaohan: "Is it a girl or a boy?"
Jason Liu: "A girl."
Lin Xiaohan: "Is she from our class? Didn't you used to sit next to a girl?"
Jason Liu: "It's not her ; it's the girl I just added."
On the other side of the phone, Lin Xiaohan widened her eyes, gritting her teeth in annoyance. This jerk is chatting with a beautiful girl instead of treating her like the goddess she is!
Though she knew it wasn't right, she felt a twinge of jealousy.
Still, she kept her cool while replying.
Lin Xiaohan: "Hey, do you still watch streamers?"
Unaware of Lin Xiaohan's feelings, Jason Liu replied, "Qiqi is not only beautiful but also a great dancer. You can find her on Douyin!"
Does he really think it's okay to praise another girl when he's chatting with a pretty woman? That's not right!
If Jason Liu were in front of her, Lin Xiaohan would give him a hard look.
Lin Xiaohan: "Is she pretty?"
Jason Liu: "Very!"
Lin Xiaohan smirked and asked, "Am I pretty?"
He almost blurted out that she was prettier than the streamer.
But then he realized he shouldn't say that.
Even though he's straightforward, he felt an uncomfortable chill in his mind, which calmed him down.
Suddenly, he realized how foolish he was!
He shouldn't have compared Lin Xiaohan to the streamer.
How could she, a beautiful girl, compare herself to someone who's just starting out?
It's enough for her to look at herself every day!
So, he quickly replied, "She's just a freshman, an 18-year-old girl. There's no comparison!"
In Jason Liu's eyes, both girls had their unique charms.
Goddess Lin was gentle, generous, sunny, and intelligent.
Qiqi Sauce was youthful, lively, cute, and playful, and she was stunningly beautiful!
Each had their strengths; it was hard to say who was more beautiful.
At least Jason Liu liked them both. Either of them would make his mother proud!
Looking at Jason Liu's straightforward response, Lin Xiaohan nearly exploded. "So, are you saying I'm old?
Jason Liu was stunned—
"No, no! You misunderstood!"
Lin Xiaohan: "Hey, go chat with your beautiful streamer! Scumbag—"
Seeing that Lin Xiaohan had gone offline left Jason Liu dumbfounded.
Buzz—
He received another message from Qiqi Sauce.
Qiqi Sauce: "Hey, why aren't you replying?"
Feeling frustrated, Jason Liu's mood darkened when he saw her name.
I can't believe this!
Just because I'm single doesn't mean I'm a real dog!
Jason Liu: "My name is Jason Liu, not 'dog brother'!"
When he sent the message, he could almost feel his resentment reaching through the screen.
On the other end of WeChat, Su Qiqi smiled at his response, clearly amused by her little joke.
Qiqi Sauce: "Oh, I was just trying to be friendly! Sorry, little brother!"
Qiqi Sauce: "But single dog, your name is Jason Liu!"
Jason Liu: "You changed my name to 'single dog' and now I told you my real name!"
Qiqi Sauce: "Hee hee, okay! Brother Jason Liu!"
Looking at her playful expression and thinking of her delicate beauty, Jason Liu found it hard to stay mad.
Suddenly, he realized he was turning into a softy around her!
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