ALTER EGO

""I'M SORRY, Yuyu. My breakfast meeting with the Esper Association Head went downhill, so I can't leave early. Go ahead and make a contract with Esper Ki Gayoon, but don't sign it yet. Send it to me and I'll check it first before we notarize it,"" Yuno read Moon Noa's message indifferently. "That's what Sajangnim sent to me, Ahjuhyung."

"He's still alive?"

Yuno raised his head and found Moon Noa glued to his phone. "Are you cursing my boss?"

"Not this time," Ki Gayoon said while shaking his head. "Check the internet. Moon Noa is trending."

Hmm?

Yuno immediately searched for Moon Noa's name.

It was already trending.

<S-Class Guide Moon Noa, unharmed from the explosion!>

Explosion?

Yuno clicked on the other trending topics until he figured out what was happening. "The Esper Association Main HQ was bombed?"

Sajangnim didn't mention it in his message!

"The Esper Association Head was there, so no one died. The EA Head's main ability is creating shields, and it's the best in the country," Ki Gayoon said casually while raising his head. "If the attacker knew that the EA Head was there and still bombed the main HQ, then they probably did that to serve as a warning."

"To who?"

"Either Moon Noa or the EA Head since the two of them are the government's biggest bones in the throat," Ki Gayoon said, shrugging. "But since Moon Noa ruffled the President's feathers recently, I assume the warning is for your boss."

Aigoo.

Political drama is so scary.

"It's a good thing that we already wrote the contract," Yuno said while stretching his arms. "You can go home now, Ahjuhyung."

And I'm going back to sleep.

"Aren't you going to give me a house tour first?"

"Ahjuhyung, you can see my entire house from where you're sitting," Yuno said bluntly, and then she pointed at the door near the porch. "That's the bathroom." He then pointed at the other door. "And that's my room. You can see the living room and the kitchen since it's an open area. The balcony, too. House tour over."

"You don't have the potential to be a tourist guide, little rusty shit."

Tsk.

I forgot to add a term that says he can't call me that!

"Show me your room," Ki Gayoon said, getting up. "I want to see what kind of a pigsty you live in."

"Nooo! You can't, Ahjuhyung!" Yuno yelled while getting up, and then he ran towards her bedroom and stuck his back on the door. He pressed his palms on the inside of the door frame, determined not to be moved from his spot. "You have to kill me first if you want to enter my room, Esper Ki Gayoon-ssi."

Ki Gayoon stood in front of him while smirking, one hand in his pocket while his other hand was combing his hair.

Damn, that was hot.

No, fuck. Noh Yuno, you can't be distracted! You're dead if Esper Ki Gayoon-ssi sees what's inside of your room!

"Are you hiding a corpse in your room, Noh Yuno?" Ki Gayoon asked, obviously teasing him. "I ran an errand company, too. Give me a call if you want to dispose of the corpse without getting caught. I'll give you a discount since you're my exclusive Guide."

"Think whatever you want— I'm not letting you in my room."

He thought the grumpy old man would get pissed.

So, Yuni was genuinely surprised when Ki Gayoon laughed.

It wasn't his usual arrogant smirk or sarcastic laugh— it was genuine.

Ahjuhyung's laugh sounds expensive.

A sugar daddy, indeed.

"If we get closer, will you finally show me your room?"

Yuno shook his head firmly. "Over my dead body."

Ki Gayoon laughed again, but he suddenly turned serious when his phone rang. He then picked it up with a straight look on his face. "What?"

The grumpy old man fell silent for a moment.

He looks irritated, though.

"Alright. I'm head to the office now," Ki Gayoon said, and then he ended the call. "See you later, Noh Yuno."

"I won't see you off," Yuno said, determined not to move from his spot. "Goodbye, Ahjuhyung."

Ki Gayoon just chuckled while shaking his head before leaving the house.

Whew.

Finally.

Yuno waited until he heard Ki Gayoon's car leave, and then he quickly entered his room and locked the door.

Then he opened the lights, revealing the secret of his bedroom.

Posters of two 2d men kissing covering his walls.

Life-sized cardboard cutouts of two 2d men hugging.

Plushies and toy figurines of two 2d men holding hands.

Body pillow of a naked 2d man.

Wooden mannequins showing different sex positions.

An array of dildos in different sizes.

Bookshelves mostly filled with books with two men on the cover.

Welcome to my life as a BL artist.

Yuno let out a sigh. "Ahjuhyung can't find out I draw dicks for a living."

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