Bonus - Aqua

Aqua

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Life was good.

Kazuma could finally think that without immediately being proven wrong and he'd been loving every moment it. In the past couple months since he'd awakened the sex demon within Megumin Darkness had not only mastered her masochism to the point where she could keep her roleplaying mouth shut without punishment, but she had also taken it upon herself to teach the mage how to please Kazuma like a wantonly happy whore. It had become a normal routine at this point for him to wake up to the girls in his bed either sucking on his morning wood or Megumin grinding herself against his shaft until she made herself cum before eagerly letting him take over on his own and tease her body to the point of insanity.

It was so great all around that the only downside in life he could think of at this point was Aqua who had become rather annoyingly clingy and mouthy as of late. He hadn't noticed it at first what with being so occupied with fucking Darkness' brains out as her pregnant body developed month by month or instead turning Megumin into a squirming mess wherever he felt like until she finally stopped wearing clothes in-doors as well. Nonetheless over time Kazuma had begun noticing a pattern of running into the goddess more and more often as if she'd been waiting for him, with less and less clothing on each time she decided to pester him.

And pester him she did. "Kazuma, aren't you tired of that little sword? I bet I could find something from Wiz's shop to make it bigger," she'd suggest when he'd go to the kitchen for snacks naked. "Kazuma I'm feeling a little cold, can you help warm me up?" she'd ask wearing nothing but a pajama top and panties. And then there were the dozens of times he'd open a door after fucking Darkness or messing around with Megumin and find the goddess sitting there with a damp crotch and puddle beneath her before she'd run away as fast as she could blushing from head to toe.

It was obvious what she wanted, Kazuma wasn't dumb, but at the same time he just couldn't bring himself to care that she was feeling lonely and left out especially when that was entirely her own fault. If the useless goddess wanted to have sex she could just come right out and ask for it, he wasn't going to play her games and give her the satisfaction of him asking for it when he didn't need to. And he really didn't need to.

"K-Kazuma…" Megumin squirmed in place, her body tensing tightly as he rhythmically clapped against her butt, the top of his shaft sawing back and forth against her pussy lips as he stood fucking her thighs at the dinner table.

"Me too," he grunted as he tried to keep from cumming just yet. "You ready Darkness?" he asked the crusader who was bouncing in her seat excitedly.

"Yes!" she replied, picking up the plate of food she'd prepared for herself before setting it down in front of the pair. "Thank you for the sauce~" she said, watching his cock dreamily as the adventurer gave a few more rapid thrusts before the tip began blasting wad after wad of cum onto the crusader's meal while Megumin bit her lip cutely and came over him.

Still though, Darkness' plate made her shudder for other reasons. "So gross…" the mage mumbled as she looked over every gooey rope that fired out onto the noble's food.

Kazuma couldn't help but agree with a grunt. "Definitely not something I ever thought I'd be doing every day," he said, his tip twitching a few more times before he finally gave his sore legs a break and sat down. "But then again what were we expecting from Darkness of all sluts?"

The crusader just smiled happily though as she took her cum-glazed food back to her own seat. "It's not my fault I'm getting weird cravings," she tried to defend herself before she began eating without complaint.

"It is though, you knocked yourself up with that baby, remember?" Kazuma pointed out as Megumin absently played with his dick between her thighs.

"I bet it's still your fault," the mage said, moving his tip side to side with her finger. "This perverted dick will make me a weirdo too when I finally do it with you, guaranteed~"

"You're already weird though," Kazuma chuckled as he reached up to pinch her nipples and make her jump. "No normal girl would get so excited being bullied while she can't move," he pointed out.

"Jerk," she grumbled before one of the doors to the dining room suddenly burst open.

"Kashuma~" a visibly drunk and teary-eyed Aqua slurred and stumbled in towards the table with a bottle in hand, wearing nothing but a wine-stained pajama top that left her bare and visibly soaked pussy exposed.

Kazuma glanced between the wet lips and her blue pubes shaped like a water drop hovering above them with a raised brow. "Yes, I'm Kazuma…" he replied as the goddess came up and slapped her hand and bottle down on the table with a half-focused glare.

A glare that immediately crumbled as she sniffled. "Why do you hate me?" she suddenly sobbed in that annoyingly whiny way of hers.

Kazuma and Megumin glanced at each other for a moment before he sighed. "Why do you think I hate you Aqua?" he asked as the mage moved herself off to stand beside him, using his chair to steady her slightly wobbly legs.

"Because you do!" she whined further. "Why else would you ignore me so much?" she asked before trying to point between Darkness and Megumin with an unsteady finger. "You do it with those two all the time," she said accusingly as if it were their fault. "But you don't look at me at all!" she broke down and started crying even more. "Why?" she sniffled. "I'm cute, I can be sexy! I'm a goddess!" she listed off. "So why haven't you tried asking me to do it like those two? It's because you hate me, isn't it?"

Kazuma just stared at her for a moment before taking a long calming breath. "Aqua, cast heal on yourself really quick and sober up, I don't want to explain myself to a drunk."

"Not drunk…" Aqua pouted and glared again.

"Do it anyway," Kazuma pressed with an unamused stare.

Aqua kept glaring but eventually she reached up and pat the sides of her head to make sure she was holding it right. "Heal," she casted and bathed her head in the renewing light for a little while.

Kazuma and the others watched as her eyes focused a bit before a frown found its ways on her face. "You sober now?" the adventurer asked as Aqua's face began to redden.

The goddess looked down at her bare crotch before her body slumped a bit as her brain processed the situation and subsequently fried itself. "How much did you see?" she asked in a wobbly voice.

"If you mean your pussy or the fact that you were obviously playing with yourself earlier then a lot," Kazuma replied as the girls nodded with sympathetic stares. "So, if you want to take a seat now, I'd be more than happy to tell you why I haven't fucked you despite everything you've tried."

Aqua's entire body flushed as she trembled in place for a bit before she eventually creeped over to the chair across from him. "Please," she squeaked as she sat down.

"Your body isn't the problem," he began making her perk up. "Like you said, you're cute enough and that stylized pussy hair of yours is actually pretty sexy," he complemented casually as Aqua blushed while Megumin and Darkness nodded wholeheartedly. "No, the problem with you is the fact that you're too proud," Kazuma explained as he stood up, his erect cock bouncing and making Aqua flinch. "You've been trying for months to get me to go out of my way and fuck you, but why would I want to do that?" he asked before hugging Megumin from behind making her shiver with a small smile as his cock was sandwiched between him and her back.

"I can have all the sex I want with two perfectly willing girls that are just as cute and sexy as you are," Kazuma went on before giving the mage a nip on the neck that made her mewl happily while Darkness smiled with genuine joy. "So, I really want to know: Why would I ever try and do it with you when all you do is annoy me all the time?"

Aqua shrank in her chair looking timid. "I was trying to play coy…"

Kazuma just raised an eyebrow before letting go of Megumin. "You weren't though," he bluntly replied as he began walking around the table towards her. "You just made fun of my dick a bunch of times and called it small," he reminded her as she watched his approach with growing anxiety. "You bothered me non-stop trying to get me to hold you or be around you," he went on as he came to a stop beside her, her eyes glued to his cock as it bobbed lightly. "And you constantly spied on me fucking Megumin and Darkness before running away from me to go finger yourself."

"She did what?" Darkness asked with a fresh blush as Megumin shivered one of her own, feeling oddly proud knowing that someone was getting off after watching her mess around.

Kazuma clearly didn't feel the same way though. "Shut up," he cut the crusader off with a point of his finger that had her biting her lip hotly. "Answer the question Aqua, why would I ever want to have sex with an annoyingly bitchy brat that's done nothing but bother me for months straight?" Tears pricked Aqua's eyes as she looked down at her knees but remained quiet.

Megumin watched on sympathetically as the silence continued before silently creeping over to Darkness and tugging on her arm to get her attention and make her follow. The crusader seemed a bit disappointed at first, pointing at Kazuma and Aqua questioningly before immediately having to bite back a startled moan when the mage suddenly took hold of one of her tits and squeezed it hard. Kazuma and Aqua meanwhile remained where they were, one waiting for an answer, the other trying to come up with one, both oblivious as the pair of girls quickly left to give them some privacy as they clearly had something to work out here.

And after a moment Aqua finally built up the courage for a weak croak of a response. "I'm sorry…"

Kazuma watched for a bit, searching her remorseful expression closely before finally opening his mouth. "Good," he nodded and then immediately reached down and flicked her in the forehead making her squeak and stare at him with shock. "Now, try asking nicely sometime and I might actually consider it," he said as he walked back towards his seat and finally noticed the other girls had scampered off.

Aqua however just rubbed at her forehead with wide eyes. "Seriously?"

"Yeah," Kazuma replied with a shrug as he sat down and crossed his arms. "I kind of want to see how you'd react taking my dick anyway after making fun of it for so long," he added making a fresh blush appear on the goddess' face.

Aqua fiddled in place, glancing between a nearby wall and him a couple times. "T-then could we-"

"No," Kazuma cut her off without hesitation making her flinch. "I'm still a bit pissed at you for the past couple months, so I don't really feel like it right now."

Aqua pouted before an idea suddenly sparked in her mind. "W-what if I made it up to you?" she suggested.

"And how would you do that?" Kazuma wondered aloud.

"You want to have raw sex with Megumin, b-but you need a plan first!" Aqua blurted out remembering from all the times she peeped on them and overheard that tidbit. "If you had enough money you wouldn't have to worry about jobs anymore-"

"Aqua you don't have any money to give me," Kazuma pointed out before blinking as she began fidgeting again. "… Right?" he asked, leaning onto the table with an increasingly miffed look.

"Don't get mad!" Aqua wildly waved her hands around. "I-I don't have a bunch right now, but I made a lot with Wiz a bit ago that I spent on some drinks, but I can get more-"

"How?" Kazuma asked, a dangerous smile curling on his lips as he began thinking up possible punishments to deal out.

His mind went blank however when Aqua suddenly jammed her eyes shut and stood up while pointing at her pussy. "I've been selling what I squirt while masturbating!" She wailed pathetically.

Kazuma blinked one, two, three times. "Huh?" he finally asked, thinking he obviously had to have misheard.

Aqua shivered in place and took a calming breath. "I-I've been… bottling it," she began, peaking at him and flinching upon seeing his genuinely flabbergasted face. "E-Everything that comes out of me is purified into holy water, basically really-really strong holy water!" she frantically explained before he had a chance to misunderstand. "So I… I-I brought some bottles to Wiz while I was super drunk one time and she said I could get a bit of the money she made if they sold," she went on, feeling the slightest bit of remorse over never telling the Lich about how she'd been making it. "A-and they sold really well surprisingly so I made a bunch of money," she glanced at him with a hopeful crooked smile. "S-so I could make a lot more money and all of us could be rich if I-" she fidgeted again looking highly embarrassed. "If I made more product…"

Kazuma just kept staring at her as he tried to process what he'd just heard. "Aqua," he began, reaching up to rub his temples to recover from the whiplash of the knowledge. "You're suggesting that we make ourselves rich by making you cum holy water into bottles to sell with Wiz…" Kazuma took a deep breath as Aqua blushed and nodded. "Why not just skip the sex, go to a lake and bottle up a ton of purified holy water there?" he asked curiously making a frown appear on Aqua's face.

Aqua pouted feeling a bit depressed as she was reminded of a past attempt. "I tried that," she mumbled making him put his hands down to look at her clearly. "It takes a lot longer to purify it that way, a-and it's never as strong for some reason," she explained before grimacing a bit. "Maybe because the water is in me longer before I-"

"Stop," Kazuma cut her off before dragging a hand down his face as he came to terms with this info. "So… you want to make things up to me by having me fuck you, then bottle up what you squirt out and sell it, is that right?"

"I-It solves a bunch of our problems," Aqua offered with another quivering smile. "I get to join everyone, we make a bunch of money, you get to have wild unprotected sex with Megumin, and me…" she trailed off before taking hold of her pajama top and pulling it up over her head. "S-So what do you say?" she asked bashfully as she dropped it to the floor and let Kazuma take in the sight of her nude body.

Kazuma took another long breath as he glanced her over. "Fine," he sighed shaking his head, barely believing he was agreeing to such a plan. "Get over here then."

Aqua faltered a bit. "You want to do it here?" she asked incredulously.

"Why not?" Kazuma asked, waving his hand over to where Darkness and Megumin had been. "I literally just got done cumming all over Darkness' food by fucking Megumin's thighs," he pointed out.

Aqua pouted a bit. "I was hoping for something a bit more… romantic," she said hopefully.

"That's too bad," Kazuma replied carelessly. "Either we do it here or we don't do it at all today."

Aqua stiffened before quickly walking over to him. "H-Here is fine!" she stammered quickly before shifting in place as she stood before him. "You'll have to lead me a bit…" she began timidly before climbing onto his lap and straddling him, pinning his cock down beneath her pussy with a shiver as she gripped his shoulders. "B-But can we at least start with a kiss?" she asked in another hopeful attempt as the adventurer slid his hands over her ass.

Kazuma rolled his eyes. "You're really vanilla you know that?" he asked with a shake of his head.

Aqua squeezed him a bit harder. "I'm gonna be paying for your kids, aren't I?" she asked back with a huff. "The least you can do is let me enjoy myself…" she said before leaning in and pressing her lips to his.

Kazuma sighed but in the end allowed it, taking the time to give her ass cheeks a squeeze and she chastely kissed him, making her gasp a bit and give him an opportunity to slip his tongue in and against her own while her guard was down. He'd had a lot of practice with kissing ever since he'd gotten things settled with Darkness and Megumin: Darkness was like a beast that enjoyed passionate wild kisses that left her lungs burning and her lips aching from bites while Megumin was much softer enjoying to take her time with it. Aqua on the other hand was a pure untouched virgin with no experience outside of her own fantasies, trembling and whimpering as she meekly let Kazuma handle everything, leaking over his cock the entire time as her insides clenched and spasmed excitedly.

Kazuma stifled a chuckle as he decided she'd had enough, parting from her with a thin trail of spit connecting them. "Satisfied?" he asked, licking his lips to break it.

"Uh-huh," the goddess answered with a slow and dopey voice. "Kazuma…"

"I'm Kazuma," he replied with a nod.

"D-Do what you want to me," she shuddered before taking a calming, focusing breath. "M-mess me up like the others~"

Kazuma raised his brow. "Where's this coming from all of a sudden?" he asked curiously despite his cock twitching beneath her.

Aqua shook her head with a deeper blush. "Not all of a sudden," she replied bashfully. "E-Ever since I had to see you that first time with Darkness," she went on making him blink in surprise.

"You want me to mess you up like Darkness?" he asked, genuinely perplexed.

And even more so when the goddess shuddered. "N-No I don't want to be abused like that I…" she shifted in his lap with an embarrassed grimace. "I just want to be degraded by a mortal!" she cried out jamming her eyes shut and clutching him tightly.

Kazuma tilted his head with bugged out eyes. "Huh?"

"You're rude, you're scum, you're a perverted NEET and I want you to mess me up," the goddess went on, trembling in his lap before looking at him with a shaky smile. "I-I want to be used up by a mortal!" she went on as he just listened to it wide eyed. "I want to have wild sex like dumb animals, h-have my divine purity spat on and cummed all over," she shivered again, leaking over his cock more. "Y-You know I'm a goddess, you know it and you believe it and yet you still treat me like you'd treat anyone else!" she looked at him with lustful eyes. "It's so exciting!"

Kazuma slowly shook his head with a dumb chuckle. "You're all so weird…" he mumbled as he came to terms with the fact that he'd been living with three perverts this whole time.

"M-make me weirder?" Aqua pleaded hopefully as the adventurer shifted in his seat, lifting the goddess up and sliding her slit up his shaft to his cockhead.

"Fine," he replied casually as he pressed his tip into her folds. "But first, you gotta tell me some more of these…" he trailed off as he slowly slid her down, grunting as her tight unsullied tunnel practically crushed his cock while she whimpered as her divine virginity was torn. "S-Some of these mortal fantasies you got…" he groaned as he began rocking her in his lap, burying inch after inch into her as slowly as he could.

"I want to watch you fuck our daughters- ngh!" Aqua spasmed as suddenly Kazuma twitched and tugged her down the rest of his shaft involuntarily. "K-Knew you'd like that… pervert~" she moaned in his ear.

"You're gonna have to explain…" Kazuma asked, wondering briefly what kind of freak he'd just put on his cock.

"Gods live forever~" Aqua explained, leaning back and looking at him with an amused smirk. "So many of us have made so many children, so we just end up forgetting who's related and end up messing around with each other with no consequences~" she licked her lips a bit while looking him over. "I-It feels a bit more exciting knowing the relations though doesn't it~"

"No?" the adventurer answered with a slightly worried look.

Aqua's smile simply grew a bit more mischievous. "But just think about it Kazuma, you could have a bunch of horny demi-god lolis bouncing in your lap~" she suggested, biting her lip as she felt his cock twitch in her again. "Just…" she trailed off as she lifted her hips a bit, easing up his shaft every so slightly. "Like~ I~ am~" she went on, punctuating each word with a clap of her hips as she began riding him. "I-I could get Darkness to help raise them to be mega perverts too~" she went on, wincing pleasantly as he throbbed again before leaning back against him and hugging around his neck as he squished her ass. "M-Maybe try and give immortality to Darkness and Megumin while I'm at it, add theirs to the fun~" she added, getting lost in her own fantasies while Kazuma grit his teeth and grunted each time she clapped and clenched against him.

"You're a bigger pervert than I am!" he groaned as she grew even more wild on top of him.

"S-Says the one throbbing so much~" she whined happily as he shifted her in his lap so they were facing each other again. "M-Maybe I should see if Wiz has any de-aging stuff lying around huh?" She asked, joyfully needling him even more as she bounced away with abandon as Kazuma's cock pulsed uncontrollably. "S-shrink me and the girls down~ L-let you mess up our flat young bodies-" Kazuma darted forward and pressed his lips to her if only to shut her up for a moment and give his rattled brain a moment to think.

That proved to be a mistake however as a shot of lightning jolted up Aqua's spine as her eyes rolled up, her newly deflowered pussy spasming and squirting wildly against Kazuma's waist as she moaned hoarsely and squeezed him as tightly as her godly folds could allow. The sensation sent him right over the edge right after her, his cock erupting as deeply as it reached inside of the perverted goddess, each rope of seed sending a fresh shudder through her unprotected body as she wet herself against him again and again. It was weird… Aqua was super-super weird… but at the same time as Kazuma's body loosened and his mind blinked away the afterglow of his climax he began to wonder why should he care exactly? He'd already fucked Megumin so would fucking something younger really matter all that much at this point? It's not like anyone would find out and be able to judge him for it, and Aqua seemed more than willing to go full deviant and try it out…

Kazuma pulled back again, tugging his tongue out of Aqua's suckling lips as she twitched and blinked away her own orgasm. "You really are a freak goddess…" he told her as he flexed his legs trying to get feeling back in them.

"I-I'm not hearing a no~" she replied, smiling dumbly. "Or feeling it~" she added, clenching around his still hard dick as she felt his ward semen settling within her. "Disgusting pervert mortal~" she mocked him dopily as she absently imagined her divine eggs being swarmed by his deviant mortal sperm.

"Disgusting pervert immortal~" Kazuma corrected without a care in the world as he stood himself up, clutching Aqua against him by her ass. "If I'm going to be doing things like a messed-up incest freak god then I had better get to live as long as one to enjoy it right?" he asked as he walked them towards the door that'd lead him towards Megumin and Darkness' rooms. "Besides, now I just have to go and let the others know what a sicko you are~" he added as the goddess shivered against him. "I doubt they'd believe me if I just told them what you said myself."

"Liar…" Aqua moaned in his ear, more lightning arcing across her body with each step he took with his cock buried inside of her. "Y-You just want to see if they'd be okay doing the same thing as me~"

"And?" Kazuma asked before kicking the door open and stepping through. "You say that like I should care," he'd stopped caring about the rest already after all, so why should he care about anything other than enjoying himself and whatever his relief toy freaks felt like doing to spice things up for him.

Life was good after all…