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Sinners! We Want You!

The Next Day.

"MmmmMm." I stretched up and out from under the pile of bodies that were scattered on top of me as I ran my fingers through my messy hair.

All the girls were sleeping with satisfied looks on their faces as I headed towards the bathroom to get myself cleaned up.

After a quick shower I headed towards the kitchen before snapping my fingers and having clones of myself work on making me and the girls a large breakfast before I plopped myself down on the couch to relax and watch TV while I waited for the food to get done.

I mean I won't die if I don't eat anything but feeling the pain of hunger sucks after all, so while that was going on I flipped through the channels before stopping on 'Hells 666 News'

"Todays top story, Last Night down in the Lust Ring, our resident hunk of an Overlord Cain was spotted down at the well Renowned Ozzie's where he, along with Pop Superstar Verosika Mayday, released a brand new song that everyone down in Lust can't get enough it seems, it's even making its head way all the way up here in the Pride Ring, isn't that right Tom?" (Katie Killjoy)

"Of course Katie, I hear it's all the rage in the strip clubs in downtown Pentagram City! While I-" (Tom Trench)

"Nobody wants to hear about your sad pathetic excuse for a sex life Tom, besides that we also got news that Cain himself will be at Mammons Clown Pagent, with this news from the man himself, sales of tickets are already almost sold out as a result-" *Click*

"Of course it would, who wouldn't want to meet me in the first place? I've got it all." I mutter to myself as I lean back and relax as the aroma of cooked food wafted out from the kitchen.

Soon enough the food was ready as the other me's set out on the large table before disappearing as I heard the others begin to wake up.

Soon enough the girls came out in with just there panties or nothing at all as they looked at the food with hungry looks in their eyes.

Though I had to snap my fingers to clean them up, it's unsanitary to be covered in my funk while eating, though that didn't really clean them per say but just got the excess stuff off themselves.

"You girls should get yourselves cleaned up then come out to eat." I say as I was still shirtless with only a pair of pants on with a towel around my neck to soak up the excess water coming out from my hair.

They just nod while rubbing there eyes as they go take a shower in my extra large delux bathroom where they can all fit in and clean each other up, it's similar to an indoor Onsen if I had to really describe it.

*Vrrt Vrrt* I look over and see Luna's calling so I go to pick it up.

"What's up Moon Girl?" I ask while I get a tired sigh in response from the other side.

"The commercial for your daughters Hotel is done." She said getting straight to the point.

"Fantastic! How does it look? Do I look good in it?" I ask as I had let Luna borrow a clone of mine to work nonstop together to make the commercial after all.

I don't need to be anywhere nearby to make them do my bidding, but they aren't constantly being controlled by me and are given a input by me on their creation and they keep doing what they are doing until they complete their job, though I can definitely make clones that are synced with my thoughts, I'd only do that if I find it necessary to do so, which I haven't found myself needing to do that for a long time now.

"You look like you always do, so stop asking stupid questions and just watch the Video." She said before my phone vibrated as a new video popped up from a text before I opened it up after ending the call.

The Video starts off showing a car chase between one car that is being chased after by police before my voice pops up over the car chase.

"This is Tom, Tom is currently running from the law for a crime he didn't commit, and by the look on his face he seems pretty scared." My voice started to play over in the narration.

Soon enough a cop that was chasing Tom had his buddy hang outside his window with a shotgun in hand and then-

*BANG!* with the screen cutting to black, before it showing a demon falling down from earth before appear down here in hell, quickly surrounded by all the bad hell has to offer.

But soon enough I appear as the video pauses, "Hi there, you might know me already, but those who don't I am Cain, the High Overlord of Hell, superstar extrodinare, and I'm also here to help you, not just me but to help the dream of my Niece, Charlie Morningstar and Hell's Little Princess." I introduce myself before Charlie appears as I introduce her dream to hell which makes her chuckle a little.

'I wonder if my clone decided to make extra clones to mimic themselves like the others at the hotel' I think as I keep watching.

"And we want you!" I say pointing to the camera with a charming smile on my face.

"Charlie dear, what did heaven tell you for sinners to get a chance at redemption?" I ask before she excitedly nodded.

"They said so long as they haven't done any major sin in life such as these right here." She says before motioning towards the side of the screen where it lists off what one shouldn't have done while they are alive.

Murderers, Rapists, Kiddnappers, Human Traffickers, Cannibals, Drug Lords, Sex Traffickers, and Sadists

"Not only that but you cant have sold your soul or in the unlikely chance, owning someone else's soul as well, but to those under contract I am here to help." I say before snapping my fingers as we appear before the Hazbin Hotel with a random non-distinct looking demon with us.

"Because here at the Hazbin Hotel we want to help! Because if we can change you for the better and heaven believes one can change then we can finally put an end to the yearly exterminations and maybe peace can be found between us and them." I say as the shot pans up towards heaven high in the sky's above hell.

"So Sinners! We Want You! Come and join us at the Hazbin Hotel and see what it's really all about." I say before a far shot of the hotel could be see with the Hotels Phone number across it before the video ends with the entire thing being only about two minutes long, but that was too long for a normal commercial, but that shouldn't be a problem with my connections to have it air a few times on each channel up in the Pride Ring.

*Vrrt Vrrt* Almost as if on cue Luna called me back, "So? What do you think?"

"I like it, it has the impact it needs to catch someone's attention while also letting everyone know what the hotels all about, I'll post it on my Pride Ring Only Voxtagram account to let people see it, after I let Charlie and the others see it of course." I explain to Luna as I felt they did a job well done.

"Good, now I'm going to bed, all those edits and making that mini movie really made me tired." She said sounding sleepy.

"Sounds good, talk to you later." I say before we both end the call as I lean back and relax.

"Hmm, I should pay her a visit after showing this to Charlie and the others." I think to myself as I think about a certain gun toting ballerina.

I'll either making passionate love to her or have to dodge those sexy legs as she try's to cut off my head, either way I'll have fun.

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200ps mark hit guys! Next chapter will come out when we hit the 250ps mark so let's keep up the pace!

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