THUNK
Mika's phone had fallen out of her pocket and onto the floor, where everyone had heard the noise. Mika instantly grabbed her phone and ran downstairs as if she had a speed quirk. Once downstairs, Mika grabbed an apron to cover her stained clothes. After a while, she heard fast and loud steps running down the steps.
Midoriya and Kyouka were now fully clothed, however, they were wearing the wrong clothes. It was clear because Midoriya was wearing a "Deep Dope" Shirt that was too small, while Kyouka was wearing a plain shirt that way too big.
"Hi Mom," Kyouka said in an embarrassed voice, "We're going out for some CDs."
"Hi honey," Mika said as she put away some groceries, "You won't mind if I speak to Midoriya, alone? I have something very important to discuss with him.
Midoriya and Kyouka became nervous. "Sure why not," Kyouka said as tilted her head.
"Yes, it's not like anything is wrong" Midoriya replied, "Nothing wrong at all." Kyouka left the room so that her boyfriend and mom were left alone.
"Is there something you would like to tell me Mrs. Jirou?" Izuku asked.
"Why yes, what do you think of my daughter?" Mike asked, "Be honest."
"Well, I think Kyouka is a wonderful girl. She's beautiful and I admire her taste in music" Izuku replied.
"Another question, would you want to marry Kyouka in the future?" Mika asked.
Izuku was taken back by the question. "I would like to marry her, but after our time in U.A."
"Good answer, now final question. How good are you in bed?" Mika asked with a seductive smile.
"Well um, I don't know," Izuku lied "I've never done it before." Izuku didn't like lying, but he didn't want to expose him and the girl's secrets. He didn't want them to get in trouble.
"You see Izuku, I don't want my daughter being with a small dick no good man. So I would like to offer a proposition" Mika walked right in front of the boy "I want to see how good you are in bed. So why not have a little session with me? That way, I can confirm that you're good at sex."
Izuku didn't know how to respond to that. Should he say yes? But if he did then he would have sex with his girlfriend's mom. How would Jiro react to that? And what if he said no? Would tell her husband? Does he have a shotgun?
"I'll think about it," Izuku said.
Mika put a hand on her cheek. "Come back tomorrow," Mika replied as Izuku left the building.
Izuku and Kyouka were currently eating Ice cream outside on a park bench. Midoriya had cookies and cream while Kyouka was having chocolate. Kyouka was upset that her mom almost watched them having sex, while Izuku was upset by Mika's question. Kyouka furiously licked her ice cream in an angry mood. Despite Izuku paying for the Ice cream, Kyouka still has not said a single word.
That's when Izuku decided to break the ice.
"Your mom wants to fuck me," Izuku suddenly said.
"PFFT," Jiro spat out all the ice cream in her mouth, "WHAT THE FUCK?"