Journey through the Dark

Erwin was soaring like a maniac through a never-ending tunnel of blinding light, with the wind battering him and his hair flapping like a possessed mop. At first, he was freaking out, trying to escape the claustrophobic confines of the tunnel, but no dice. The darn thing went on and on, with no end in sight.

Just when he thought he was gonna lose his mind, Erwin stumbled upon a remarkable discovery - he could touch the light without getting his fingers vaporized. Sure, he had to sacrifice a chunk of his finger to figure it out, but hey, a small price to pay for the sake of science, right?

And the weirdest part? Erwin's finger grew back, good as new, right before his astonished eyes. 'Talk about a trip, man.' He couldn't wait to see what other tortures the universe had in store for him.