Eating Spicy Food Will Cause Hemorrhoids~

"You're joking again, Soichiro Yagami-kun." Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and continued with a mocking expression.

"Boss, can I kill him now?" Sogo looked at Kawaki and asked again.

"Please!" Kawaki stretched out his hand and said.

In the next moment, Sogo directly swung the sword down.

"Wait! Soichiro-kun!" Gintoki shouted with his hands up, "A friend of my friend is also an enemy... No, it's a friend!"

"An enemy of my enemy is a friend. Gin-san," Shinpachi corrected him with an expressionless face.

"It's almost the same!" Gintoki shouted.

...

Looking at Mitsuba, who was chatting with Kagura with a smile, Kawaki felt that something was wrong because... the way Mitsuba looked at Kagura made Kawaki feel that something was wrong...

"What's wrong? Boss?" Sogo looked at Kawaki doubtfully.

"Ah, it seems like I have an illusion..." Kawaki held at his chin and murmured, "I always feel that there is something wrong with the way your sister looks at Kagura. But what is wrong? I don't quite understand..."

"There is nothing wrong..." Sogo carefully observed his sister, but suddenly, he thought of something and quickly said to Mitsuba, "Sister! Could it be that your lungs feel a little uncomfortable right now?"

"Eh?" Mitsuba quickly waved her hand and explained with a smile, "No, big sis is really happy now."

"Is that so..." Sogo finally breathed a sigh of relief and then said earnestly, "Sister, if you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me immediately."

"Yes, I know," Mitsuba replied with a smile.

...

"Eh?! You must be lying!" Mitsuba covered her mouth and looked at Shinpachi in disbelief, "So-chan, are you saying that Kondo-san likes Shinpachi-kun's sister?"

"As expected. Sister, you also think it is incredible." Sogo had an innocent smile on his face.

"No, I think it is very normal." Kawaki casually waved his hand and said, "After all, it is normal for a gorilla to take a fancy to a violent female gorila."

Gintoki nodded and picked up the second cup of Parfait.

"Hey, you two are really rude!" Shinpachi retorted, "I admit that my sister is a little strong, just like a female gorilla, but her appearance is also a gentle girl!"

"Shinpachi, do you have any misunderstanding about your sister? Is it really good to describe her with the word gentle?" Kawaki asked with an expressionless face.

"Gorilla?" Mitsuba could not help but laugh out loud, "So you all call Kondo-san that? Indeed, Kondo-san does look a bit like a gorilla."

Looking at Mitsuba's heartfelt smile, Sogo's mood at this time also became much better.

...

Looking at Kagura, who had finished nine servings of fried noodles, and Gintoki, who had just finished two servings of Parfait.

Mitsuba suddenly thought of something. He extended a finger and smiled, "By the way, in order to thank you for taking care of our So-chan so much, let me teach you some particularly delicious ways to eat."

After saying that, Mitsuba pulled the fried noodles in front of Kagura and the Parfait that Gintoki had not had time to eat in front of her.

Apart from Sogo, everyone looked at Mitsuba curiously.

Mitsuba smiled and then took out two bottles of Tabasco from her bosom. She smiled and poured all of them into the fried noodles and parfait.

"Eh?! Sister, that's Tabasco!" Gintoki felt bad and quickly shouted.

"I don't have much appetite because of my poor health." Mitsuba smiled and explained, "I rely on this to eat~ Do you like spicy food?"

"This is not a question of whether I like it or not..." Gintoki said with black lines all over his face, "The problem is that the fried noodles are fine, but parfait is not spicy..."

However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki took the lead in picking up the fried noodles in front of Mitsuba and swallowing it in one breath, not even chewing them.

"Ah~ Kawaki-san is so awesome~" Mitsuba narrowed her eyes and praised with a smile, "But the plate of fried noodles just now was specially made for Kagura-chan."

"No, she is already full!" Kawaki lowered his head and raised his hand. Then, Kawaki whispered to Sogo, who was beside him, and said in a trembling voice that only the two of them could hear, "Hey, Sogo-kun, please help me get a glass of ice water... Also, if there is a chance, help me remind your sister that eating spicy food will cause hemorrhoids..."

"Boss, you..." Sogo could not help but feel touched.

"Ah, after all, I can't irritate your sister. Don't worry! I know this!" Kawaki replied with a face full of pain.

"What about you?" Mitsuba said to Gintoki with a smile, "As a friend of So-chan, you must like it very much, right?"

"Ah? No..." Just as Gintoki said no, Kawaki had already pressed Gintoki down on the sofa and opened his mouth.

"No, he likes it a lot!" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said with a smile. Then, Kawaki glanced at Sogo beside him. After exchanging a glance with him, the two nodded at the same time.

Without thinking, Sogo picked up the cup of parfait and poured it directly into Gintoki's mouth.

"See? Gintoki like Tabasco!" Kawaki pointed at Gintoki, who was lying on the sofa with his eye rolled backward and foaming at the mouth; he then said to Mitsuba, "He likes it so much~ It's as if he wanted to have another cup!"

"I can't believe that this Sakata-san like Tabasco so much; I'm really touched~," Mitsuba said with a touched face.

Kagura, "As expected, S's sister is also S."

Shinpachi, "Yes, there is no doubt."

...

Night, Edo Harbor.

On the containers piled up on the side of the dock, Toshiro sat on the ground with an impatient look on his face. Then, he picked up a rice cracker from the plate on the ground and ate it.

However, after only one bite, Toshiro directly spat it out.

"What the hell is this... Hurry up and give me water..." Toshiro said with a painful face.

Yamazaki, who was looking into the distance with a telescope, suddenly turned into an afro head and explained, "It's a gift. It was sent by Captain Okita's sister, "Super Spicy Rice Cracker"."

"Yamazaki, you bastard! Are you mocking me?" Toshiro cursed. Then, he poured two mouthfuls of mineral water from Yamazaki. Then, he took two heavy breaths, "But then again, what's with that afro?"

"Don't be angry with me." Yamazaki shrugged helplessly, "If you want to get angry, be angry at Miss Mitsuba."

Toshiro did not reply and sat back down. He looked expressionlessly at the two house-shaped ships parked on the sea not far away.

"Deputy Chief, why don't you go and see her?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully, "Chief told me about it. You, Chief, and Miss Mitsuba were friends back when you were in the Bushu countryside before Shinsengumi was formed. Just leave the trivial job of investigating suspicious ships to me. Why don't you go and see Miss Mitsuba?"

Toshiro took out a cigarette and lit it up. After taking a puff, he continued to stare at the two house-shaped ships on the sea not far away. He slowly said, "Recently, the weapons used by Jouishishi in their terrorist activities are completely different from the ones before. It is not easy to obtain such heavy weapons now that the ban on swords has been issued. There must be some people in Bakufu who are engaged in the smuggling business."

"Deputy Chief, what exactly happened between you and Miss Mitsuba?" Yamazaki asked while looking into the distance with a telescope.

"Ah, there must be a problem. It can't be wrong." Toshiro nodded and said with a serious face.

"Sure enough! It's like "I finally understand my feeling" that kind of development, right?"

"Ah, I found a very serious problem." Toshiro replied to himself, but suddenly, Toshiro reacted and shouted at Yamazaki incoherently, "Ah? Wait... How is that possible, bastard? What nonsense are you talking about? Be careful; I'll kill you! Why are you wearing an afro? Hey! I'll really kill you! Really..."

"I heard that Miss Mitsuba is getting married." Yamazaki continued.

"So!" Toshiro pointed at Yamazaki again and shouted, "I already said that this has nothing to do with me! Afro! Hey, why are you wearing an afro? I'll really kill you!"

"I heard that the other party is a high-level businessman. I'd say that she really married a rich husband." Yamazaki continued.

"What do I care? What's with the "I'd say"? You piss me off. Toshiro said indifferently. Then, he picked up another rice cracker and took a bite, "Supervising should be done well. Why are you wearing an afro? It really makes people angry."

However, at this moment, Yamazaki suddenly discovered something. He pointed not far away and reminded, "Deputy Chief! Look at that!"

After being startled, Toshiro spat out the rice cracker in his mouth again...

...

On the other side.

Kawaki, Yorozuya, and Sogo played together for an afternoon. They were now on the way to send Miss Mitsuba home.

Mitsuba and Kagura walked in the front, and behind them were four men. Kawaki could hear Mitsuba's laughter from time to time.

"Miss Mitsuba is really a gentle person." Shinpachi sighed slightly.

"Indeed, there is a big difference between her and your sister." Gintoki nodded and said.

"Speaking of which, Sogo-kun's sister is actually going to get married." Kawaki said with a sigh, "Be sure to invite me at the wedding. "

"Yes, I will," Sogo replied with a smile. Then, he turned his eyes to Mitsuba, who was chatting and laughing with Kagura not far away, "It's really all thanks to you, boss. Today, my sister looks really happy."

"I must treat my friend's sister as my own sister." Kawaki crossed his arms and snorted. Then he suggested again, "But there is still some time. Why don't you take your sister to Yoshiwara to play?"

But just as he finished speaking, Kawaki was kicked over by Gintoki, "What are you thinking about? Why do you want to take his sister to Yoshiwara?!"