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233. Super Spy Couple!

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"How could you have anyone but not me?"

Logan signed and responded, "Well, you used me as your planet's whore. And the deal was just about teaching you how to do it the old way. Besides, if our biologies were compatible, you'd be pregnant."

"Is she compatible with your body?" She pointed at Lady Death.

Lady Death chuckled in reply, "Oh dear, I am a cosmic being. I can create a billion babies if I want to with a wave of my hand."

However, Logan took a softer approach. "Were you really in love with me or something?"

"No, we from Sovereign do not feel love, but we do feel sexual attraction."

"See, that's the problem. I and Death are pretty into each other... metaphorically and literally. While with you, it was just me into you." Logan replied, his last words only understood by a few men and women of culture.

*Crunch*

Everyone turned towards the sound. Thor was standing there, munching on a packet of lays. Hector sighed and shook his head. "Child, you inherited your father's powers but not his wisdom. When will you grow up?"

Awkwardly, Thor looked down. "Uh... I am an adult already."

"Son, to see flaws in oneself is the greatest wisdom any being can have. Now don't make any noise. Ayesha, you were going to use Logan as your walking sex toy anyway. I will try to find an alternative for you, one who is as ferocious as him, even wilder actually."

~I think Deadpool will do for her. As long as I can heal his nutsack face, he's a pretty handsome man. Plus, he'd be happy to do some wild nasty things.~ He planned.

"Now, if any of you keep fighting among each other for the leadership, you will get erased from space and time. I am the leader, and there is no arguing. Now get to work and stop Ultron. I will toy with Mephisto until then." He ordered and took the commander's seat in the control room.

He closed his eyes and used the stones to look around. Since he was back inside the universe, he could use these stones to the fullest. And as Endgame proves, the stones work in another universe, but there may be some restrictions.

Hector could see Mephisto hiding inside various buildings across the multiverse. He was anxious and paranoid, knowing that Hector would come after him no matter what. He had kept the M'Kraan crystal, hoping it would one day help him.

~But why is he so scared of me? I don't remember ever crossing paths with this guy.~ Hector wondered.

However, just then, he noticed something strange happening on Earth. A new Spirit of Vengeance had appeared, and it was traveling around, killing people in the name of purifying it.

"Ah, so that fool made a Ghost Rider and now fears I will look for him?" He realized.

...

Earth.

"I'm out of ammo!"

"Got you!"

A confident red-haired super spy and master of gun-fu communicated together as they blazed through a building full of enemies. Their current location was Tokyo. A French General was hiding here with the help of the local Yakuza.

His crime?

He was the overseer of the UN Peacekeepers, but under his nose, some peacekeepers assaulted poor children in return for food. He received various complaints, but he did nothing about them. And now, the flask of Karma was overflowing, and he had to pay back.

"Are you sure we are going in the right direction? There seems to be too many of them." John Wick asked.

Natasha reloaded her gun and looked past their cover. More and more gun and katana-clad men were appearing in the hallway across them. She sighed, "It seems General Lavigne has spent his life's fortune on this. Grandpa asked not to reveal his name, but we have no other choice now. He gave me this last option. Do as I do and follow."

All of a sudden, she threw her gun away into the hallway and came out with her hands above her head. She then started addressing the crowd in perfect Japanese. "I am Natalia King Alianovna Romanoff. I am here by the order of the President of the United States of America, Hector King Washington. You have three options.

"One, you let us through and take General Lavigne; you can keep the money. Two, we will fight, and I will eventually kill you all. Three, President Washington will come here personally and kill every single member of your clan."

"..."

As expected, silence took over. No matter what, every single person in the world knew the name of Hector. Even kids as young as five around the globe learnt about him since all classrooms were full of his portraits. He was the man most parents pointed to when they desired to show their kids a role model.

This meant that each of these Yakuza men knew about him and what his name meant.

*CLANK*

The first man dropped his sword. "I just had a daughter."

Then the second, third, and one by one, all of them dropped their swords. Since they could keep the money, there was no point in fighting. They were not samurai. They were goons who only thought about themselves.

Seeing this, Natasha smiled and picked up her gun again. Then walked deeper into the building, straight to where the General was holed up.

They broke down the door and found the General kneeling. "Forgive me... please. I didn't see those reports before, I swear."

Natasha scoffed, "And that is supposed to save you? It only shows that you are unreliable and deserve to be taken care of."

John Wick put the muzzle of his gun on the man's eye. "President Washington sends his regards."

*BANG*

...

In an unknown space sector, a small team of experts was asked to come and help a planet. They were Guardians of the Galaxy, the whole group.

"So you're saying that all your systems went down? Your planet is on the verge of economically collapsing?" Peter Quill talked with the king.

"Yes, we will also die in large numbers because the power grid has been shut down too. We hope for you to find the cause for it and fix it." the king requested and showed them a contract for 10 million credits.

"Well, we are not technicians, but we will try to work with it. Where is the mainframe?" Peter asked.

Guardians of the Galaxy were highly respected across the universe because the Federation contracted them. There was no task too small for them, and since Peter got to keep his father's powers, he was extremely strong to handle even planetary threats.

Soon they were allowed to enter the heart of the planet, its mainframe that handled the grid of the planet.

"I was waiting for this!" However, just then, out of nowhere, a crude robot jumped on them. Peter, Gamora and Rocket were able to get away, but it appeared the target was Nebula.

She fell down and cried in pain as the machine tried to bite her neck. However, Peter was too late to act as the machine's goal was done. So when Nebula stood up again, she tried to act normal.

"This is not Nebula." Gamora caught it in an instant.

Gamora chuckled. Her voice having changed by now into that of a man... a British man to be precise. "Oh, mental connections between your flesh and bones always fascinate me. But, I will study that later. Right now, I must put this marvelous body to use."

"Who are you?" Peter interrogated.

"Ultron!"

"NO!" Gamora stopped Rocket from shooting her.

"What? Whichever maniac took over her wants us to do exactly that. I say we blast her legs and fix them later." Rocket suggested.

Ultron laughed, "Haha, I am not a living entity that you can kill, Guardians. Nor will Peter Quill's cosmic powers will help. I am everywhere at all times. I see all and judge."

"Is he inside me too?" Suddenly Drax asked, getting eye rolls from everyone.

"Well, we can still put her in a cage. Groot! Do your magic!" Peter ordered.

Ultron, however, had taken over the planet's security systems; all droids and automated guns were locked on the Guardians. "Sometimes, things your flesh and bones make for a better life end up killing you. I am that killer; take care."

*BOOM*

An explosion eradicated the planet's grid. However, none of them died, nor did the planet get destroyed. Because certain someone's eyes were watching everything, everywhere, and at all times.

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