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*BANG! BANG! BANG!* Moony went on a hit streak.
Fury's jaw fell, "This ain't no dog. He shoots better than my partner,"
Hector scoffed, "Moony is a World War Two, Korean War and Vietnam war veteran, of course, he's not normal."
"Anyway, tell me about yourself, son. What made you join the SHIELD?" He asked.
Fury straightened his back, wanting to look as good as possible, "I didn't, sir. I enlisted for the Vietnam war first, slowly got promoted and eventually was scouted by the SHIELD. I am just a minor agent, for now, even that on a probation basis."
"Are you patriotic?"
Fury nodded his head strongly, "I would die for my country,"
Hector sighed, "I wish those in Congress could say the same. But they'd rather say "I will kill my country for money," or something like that. You're a good lad, take care of yourself."
He proceeded to enter the house again and handed Fury his SHIELD access card. Not only that, but he also gave him one of the many medals of honour he had earned, "Keep this as a memo, let it always remind you of what you said, that you'd die for the country."
Fury's hands shivered as he took it, "I-I'm honoured, sir."
Having no reason to remain, Fury took his leave. But as sitting in his car, he heard Hector say something, "You honestly look better with an eyepatch,"
There was confusion written on Fury's face as he stepped on the accelerator and moved out of the property. He was going to frame the gift from the president and put it in his living room straight in front of his couch so he could look at it every single day.
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Hector soon locked his giant house, took out his motorbike from the garage, attached the sidecar and moved out, headed to the school for gifted children.
On their way, they got a lot of stares as they were too recognisable. But nobody dared to follow him or create trouble despite having no special security. Hector had forced Congress to make a special change to the law that allowed him to not have mandatory Secret Service cover after leaving office.
"Haha, are you enjoying your fight with the air?" He chuckled, seeing Moony trying to eat air. This was one of the reasons why he preferred bikes because Moony loved them.
"Woowoo!" ~We should have used my portal, dad.~
"You don't like this motorbike ride?"
Moony shook his head cutely and barked, ~I LOVE IT!~
"Haha, what a drama queen." He laughed and drove. All the way from Virginia to New York state. He covered it in one single stretch.
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The classes in the school were in session. Jean was not there however, she went to MIT to complete her medical degree. She wanted to be a doctor for some reason. Hector reckoned it must have something to do with her boyfriend.
Still, he met Charles and his adopted son, Erik. "Boys, I'm going to space next year."
"How?" Erik questioned.
"Can't tell you that, it's something that will happen in the future, if I tell you, it might not happen. Anyway, I just want to inform you that when I go missing, I'm just out in space, so don't freak out." he elaborated.
"I hope you find a woman in space, father. I believe that Moony and I deserve a mother now, and Jean a grandma." Erik jokingly said.
Hector sighed, "Boy, if someone is in my fate, she will appear."
They knew this was coming, they were told about this long ago. There was not much to talk about him going, but they cared about whom he took with him, "Will you take Jean along?" Charles inquired.
He shrugged, "It is up to her, son. I can only make an offer."
"GRANDPA!" Jean barged into the room excitedly and gave a hug to both, Hector and Moony.
He got to the point right away, "Dear, remember I told you about space once. I am leaving next year, do you want to come with me?"
It took her by surprise. She noticed Charles and Erik's faces. She honestly wanted to, but soon a realisation hit that it would be very selfish of herself. There were so many people who depended on her.
"No, Grandpa, I will pass this time. I got my college, I need to help in X-Men work and also, I don't want to leave Scott behind." She responded firmly.
*Sigh* "I knew you were going to make this choice, but it was worth a shot. Don't worry, once I return, I will have the technology to easily let you go to space. Heck, if you find a decent man and marry him, I will send you to space for honeymoon." Hector got up to leave as he painted the picture on Jean's head.
"I will be looking forward to it then,"
"Woof woof!" Moony suddenly barked. Hector and Jean looked at him intently.
"Are you sure?" He asked.
Moony nodded. Seeing this, Jean explained it to Charles, "Professor, Moony said he might have found a cure for your baldness."
Immediately, Charles' face lit up, "Is he serious?"
Jean nodded. "Yes yes, very serious."
Charles stared at Moony's confident eyes for a few seconds before agreeing, "All right, let's see what you can do."
Charles took a seat. Moony giddily moved behind the chair and stood there straight for a minute, staring down at the shiny smooth bald head.
*SLURP*
Boy did it, a fat slurpy nasty lick on Charles' head, with saliva so thick it slowly slid down on the curves in droplets.
Charles' face contorted, he was thinking it would be something related to magic. Everyone was left speechless. Erik snorted, unable to hold laughter, "Hahaha... Charles, you know what you look like, it's as if someone did the deed on your bald head."
Moony looked sad, however. "Woovoo..."
"What does the dog say now?" Charles asked, a bit terrified at this stage.
"He said he will need to let the saliva in your body, putting it on the skin doesn't work. Umm... Professor, please drink the saliva." Jean explained.
Charles looked up, Moony's head was visible. No matter how cute the boy was, this was just nasty. He got up, "On another note, I have decided to proudly embrace my baldness."
"Wuf!" ~Your loss,~ Moony barked and went back to Hector.
"Alright then, enjoy your baldness. See you later, I need to go somewhere else now." Hector waved at them.
The good boy made a magic circle straight to Kamar Taj.
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Kamar Taj,
Not many students come to Kamar Taj, the school does what it can with what they have. But now with Hector's help, some burden had been lifted off of Ancient One's chest.
She felt rejuvenated, albeit knowing she was a mortal once again. But her mind felt very much fresh, she was now able to entertain ideas that she originally would have not, all because she knew the future. She was obsessed about it once, now she understood why that was bad.
"Master, Mister Washington and Master Moony are here." one of Ancient One's students notified her.
"Oh, I will be out in a second, entertain the guests until then please," she ordered.
However, the first thing she found herself doing was fixing her clothes. This was something she never cared for in the past. ~What brought them here this time?~
She entered the guest chambers and greeted Hector with a slight bow. "Welcome back, Mister Washington, how can I help this time?"
"I need a weapon, Yao. Some sort of a gun, it must be from space. I am going out next year," He went straight to business.
Ancient One rubbed her chin and thought about it. Of course, she was aware of the vastness of the Universe and knew they were not all alone. She also had her own fair share of adventures, "I believe we have a storeroom where I used to put all items from space in the past. You should be able to find something there,"
"Great, lead me to it then." he was delighted and walked to her.
Ancient One turned around, but Moony was there, "Hmm, I will test you when I get back, I hope you have not forgotten anything, or you can forget retaining that master rank,"
Moony's ears fell in an instant. He knew he was in a mess as he didn't use all teachings he was taught. He looked at the student of Ancient One left behind.
The student was young and seemed to understand Moony's intent, "I am Karl Mordo, Master Moony. I would be honoured to practice with you,"
Moony howled in relief.
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Ancient One led him into the basement of Kamar Taj There were various rooms, but she took him to one with the door tagged junk. "It's all in there,"
Hector pushed the door open and looked. There was a pile of things, most of it was like garbage but there was enough tech to show it wasn't garbage. Eventually, he picked up a single long thing, hoping for it to be a gun.
"Hmm, what is this, a 50-inch lightsaber handle?" He wondered and pressed the button.
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..."
Ancient One had confusion on her face, "Weird, I don't remember ever bringing it here,"
Hector' was not calm though, "THIS IS... MADNESS! Which woman in the Universe owned a 50-inch long vibrating dildo?"
"What is a dildo, Mr Washington?" Ancient One asked him, her face as curious as a child who saw a toy for the first time.
At that very moment, Hector realised that he held the power over the universe. He had to make a choice that could very well create or destroy everything. ~Should I... corrupt Yao or not?~
She blinked her eyes innocently and wondered what it could even be used for. The more Hector saw her, the more he felt bad, ~Does she even feel the feminine urges anymore?~
"Umm... Yao, how old were you before you decided to become immortal?" he asked.
"Oh, I was 60, when that happened." She honestly answered.
~GREAT! She had most likely hit menopause,~ Hector cheered inside and decided to spare her. "It's nothing but junk, Yao. This was probably some weapon and ended up being damaged from the passage of time. Let me find a gun now,"
He started to dig into the piles of metal junk. Just one simple energy blaster would have made him happy at this time. However, as he was busy, Yao's voice called him. "What are these used for? Why is this here?"
He turned around to look. His brows furrowed and a bead of sweat slid down his temples, ~Uh... WHAT THE! Why is she holding electrocuting handcuffs and a whip?~
"Yao, are you sure this is the right room?"
She nodded confidently, "Of course. But this used to belong to my master before her demise. I presume many of the items here belong to her, as she was very interested in space,"
Knowing this, all Hector could think of was one simple question, ~Gods, your master was such a degenerate, how did you turn out to be so innocent?~
"Look, Mr Washington, I found something else... something made of leather... wait, is this a catsuit?"
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He shook his head and breathed out, *Sigh* ~It seems the word junk on the door was not meant as a joke but a warning.~
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