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I don't like ANIME doesn't mean I hate it

[-Alex pov-]

Hey all I am Alex and I like in Canada, 24 single have a job and apartment and lots of friend online and offline (all guys). Their was a incident in the past so that's why I stop trying to make a girlfriend and I don't want to talk about that now. So I was born in 1995 japanese cartoons or anime was not that popular here but they are now, I am not saying that I have any problem with them but why all my friends (all guys) have to rub it on my face.

And why do they came to my home to watch their waifus. AAHHHH!!!!!! I know the answer to that because, I have what they don't 'LG 55 inches Smart Ultra HD 4K OLED TV' (HAHAHA I totally copied it so don't mind it and I don't think this is the best in the world)

So they came here every day and use my home as their own. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT (Totally sarcastic) and why do I have to watch it with them. I am not saying that all of the anime is bad some have very good story and emotionally touching stories/moments, but still some of them are complete garbage.

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A/N:- HEY guys I don't want to trigger any anime fan that's why no name.

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So today is sunday, and you know what that mean that all otakus are coming better get myself mentally ready for all the useless info they are going to give me.

"MAN morning breeze of the nineteenth floor feels good."

[-Third person pov-]

A few minutes later Alex heard something similar to a horn so he opened his eyes and what he saw will make even his angels tremble in fear a truck was coming toward his and what was more amazing that he saw two white gigantic wings attached to the side of the truck.

"TRUCK KUN?!?!?!??!?!"

Was the last words he can speak before the majestic creature body slammed him.

Alex was lying on the floor and he opened his eyes and he saw a white ceiling.

'OOOHHH!!!!! COME ON. NOW WHAT SOME BEAUTIFUL ANGLE WILL REINCARNATE ME OR GIVE ME FIVE WISHES, well not like I can do anything' With that Alex decided to lie there just to wait for the other party to speak up first but he could hear was

Cursing, Shouting, Gunshots, CRYING, and someone munching on snacks.

'HUH!?!?'

Alex stood up and he was in a room with look like two rooms joined together but the wall in between is removed half of the room was completely white wall flour ceiling and the other half looked like a professional ' SHUT IN'S ' room and in the room their was the largest T.V. Alex were saw in his life and in front their was a girl on a bean bag with messy long white hair and a large t shirt and panties.

Alex walked up to her and stood beside her silently and then decides to sit beside her to watch, what she was watching.

"HEY can you pass the soda." Said the girl lazily.

Alex passed her the soda. No question asked.

After an hour or so Alex was completely frustrated because he can't understand anything they were saying and getting even more frustrated but not saying any thing he just sat their. After the movie ended the girl ignored him and started a next one so Alex pulled the plug

"HEY. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! HOW ARE YOU." She shouted angrily

"WHO AM I? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AND I SHOULD BE ASKING, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF SHUT IN GOD?" Alex also shouted angrily

"OH you are not someone my family send and you also don't know me." After a while of thinking she spoke up.

"Are you dead?"

After hearing those words Alex felt like hitting her in the face but somehow he calmed down.

"Yes I am very much dead and you know, how I died? SOMEKIND OF TRUCK CAME FLYING THROUGH MY BALCONY"

"That was truck kun I asked him to get you."

"BUT WHY ?!?!?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU." Alex shouted at the top of his lungs.

"You don't like anime. RIGHT." She asked while pointing a popsicle at him.

"And you like it." Alex try to hide his anger as much as he can.

"YES I like and I like it very much. Do you even know how much time I have to spend here anime and video games are my best time pass."

"So what about the movie you were just watching, that doesn't seem anime to me."

"Because it wasn't. DAAAA. You can't watch anime all the time, a little change of pace is important, and don't you mock that movie it pretty good. It have a dialog that always give me goosebumps. YOU WANA HEAR TI, AAAAHHH DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK because even if you stare at me like a pervert in hear I won't tell."

After a few minutes of intense struggle she stood up from the bean bag and cleared her throat. And then pick up the snacks that were lying in the corner of the room and sat back on her bean bag.

Alex didn't say anything and stood their thinking about something a few moments pass and the girls said.

"So I heard you don't like anime."

"I don't like it but that doesn't mea" And he was cut mid sentence by that girl.

"So you admit you don't like. You need some serious guidance." She said with a angry stare.

"WAIT!!!!!"

><SNAP><

And Alex poofed out of existence. The girl then looked at the black screen in front of her and shouted.

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK"

Because the plug was 'UNPLUGED'

Then she snaped her finger and the T.V. just magically turn on without even plugging it.

[-Scene change-]

It was a night of the full moon with beautiful clear sky full of stars and cold wind blowing slowly, can relax anyone and on that night in a dark alleyway on a pile of garbage a figure of a small child can be seen. No need to ask it was Alex who got his ass kicked by that anime loving goddess.

[-Alex pov-]

I opened my eyes and got up my head was hurting like hell so I sat their quietly for a few moments after a while when my head feel lighter I got up and looked around I was in a dark and gloomy alleyway with trash lying all around just like me. So I got up and I saw a bag next to me so I picked it up and opened it, in their I found a slip of paper, few lunch box with uncooked meat, a paper map, a watch and a bunch of cash.

I took out the slip of paper which have some writing in it which said:-

"YO! I see you are awake. So how does it feel, not good right. So I reincarnated you in a world you, totally don't gonna like and you can't do anything to me even if you try. I didn't give you any kind of OP system or any god level skill, but you didn't came empty handed either. I have you a the power of Tokyo ghouls 'GHOULS' but I gave you all four type of kagune and you can control them any way you like, be creative. I also gave you a third eye which is like a sniper zoom in, zoom out and shoot but it has only one shoot at a time and BOOM you can't move for the next few hours. You can't eat human food but you can eat humans, frankly speaking your body is like a device to use your power you have to eat, if you starve to much you will go out of control and the hardness of your bone and body functions will also decrease and the body will start eating itself. I also put a level cap on you meaning you can't get stronger after a certain point in the future but you can still improve. And one last thing I changed your gender and made you a loli.

XOXO

Have FUN"

After Alex finish reading the content of the paper slip it blew up in flame and he stood their silently and a tear flowed down. Suddenly the paper that blew up in flame popped up again and this time it was a voice message.

"One last thing the cloths you are wearing will not get dirty or smelly or tear off for the first 24 hours." And it blew up in flames again. After a few moment of silence and sadness Alex finally decided to accept the reality and start making plans for his future in this unknown world.

Alex took out the cash from the bag and started counting it, the currency was also unknown to Alex so he just counted the numbers. In total it was 1OO,OOO units (the name is not told yet so we will use units until then) in the form of 1OO unit note.

Then Alex tried to remember every thing about Tokyo ghoul and all he could remember was that ghouls are powerful and they eat humans and people fear them so they hunt them.

'If I am a ghoul then the stuff in the' Chills run down his back as he looked at the bag '♫ Lets forget about it and the guilt will go away ♫' lalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

'It's not like I can do anything about it but still kill humans is somehow OK but eating them that kind a gross and it's not like human is a very good thing so, lets think like this I am a hunter and you are my pray'

Alex took out one of the lunch box and open it lid a little and 'SNIFF.'

'It smells nice, must be fresh.'

He opened the lid completely sat on the ground placing the lunch box in front of him. Staring at it for a while then he took a small piece and put it in his mouth and start chew just by moving his jaw up and down trying not to use his tongue but after chewing for a while he picked up another piece start to saver every bite.

'Not as bad as I thought. Instead it is nice salty, uncooked but soft, sweet and it have that meaty texture to it.' Alex stuffed few more pieces in his mouth, took out the watch from his bag and wrap it around his left wrist.

'1O:40 P.M. and it's february 7. Lets find a place to live and maybe make some cash.'

He picked up every thing took out the map and moved out of the alleyway

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