Jasmine: The illegal Loli

Cross caught up to Yun Che and wrapped his arm around Yun Che's neck as he grinned "Not even waiting for me?" Yun Che grinned and said "I thought you were going to take longer, plus you have a dragon so It's not that hard to find me."

Cross chuckled and said "Aww, Are you jealous? Mr. I have a perfect loli in my storage space." Yun Che hissed "Don't talk about my loli!" Cross said "Ouuuu~ More like MY loli!" Yun Che pointed at him and said "You!" before lunging at him and getting into a dust brawl.

The dust settled and 3 figures were revealed, Cross, Yun Che, and a green haired man with three swords. The green haired man said "What the!?" before running through a space crack and disappearing.

Cross and Yun Che continued walking as Cross said "So where you going?" Yun Che said "Well first of all, I need to restore my profound veins.." Cross hummed and sent a mental message to Grey before asking "Do you have medical knowledge?"

Yun Che looked at Cross and said "Yeah.... Why?" Cross scratched his neck and said "I don't think mine will be very useful... Also, what are profound veins?" Yun Che slapped his forehead and said "You don't know?!"

Cross shook his head and Yun Che said "You can't have energy if you don't have profound veins!" Cross scratched his head as he said "But I do?" Yun Che said firmly "You must have profound veins! May I?" Cross stretched out his hand and Yun Che felt his pulse before his face turned astonished as he said "Y-Y-You really don't! How is that possible?!"

Cross said "Um.. Yun Che, may I look at your medical memories? I will only learn the knowledge, nothing else." Yun Che felt a bit weird as he said "I-I don't know.. What if you fuck it up?" Cross laughed and said "I won't. Even if you struggle I still won't even leave a trace."

Yun Che gasped "So powerful!?" Cross smiled and said "Harmless too~" Yun Che struggled before saying "Okay, go for it." Cross' eyes flashed and he touched Yun Che's forehead, he immediately saw all the medical knowledge and memories.

Cross took his hands back and said "Done." Yun Che was amazed and said "It wasn't even a second!" Cross chuckled and said "I told you, you wouldn't feel a thing.. This is good, now I can help you cure yourself." Yun Che smiled and said softly "Thank you, Cross."

Cross grinned and a man appeared out of nowhere, attacking as he said "Revenge for my youn-" Cross waved and the man exploded, he clicked his tongue and said "Does everyone like to monologue around here? I have a bad feeling this is the first of many..."

Yun Che chuckled and a white silhouette appeared in front of them, Cross saw the silhouette and donned his black armor immediately, swinging his mace at the silhouette. Yun Che was pulled behind him and the red haired woman stretched out her palm and blocked the mace.

A massive shockwave blew out from all directions and the clouds in the sky parted down the middle for miles. Cross gasped and said "No way!" his mace and armor went back into his body and he walked over to the girl as he said "The loli is so powerful?!"

The girl heard loli and slapped Cross, sending him flying in the air, right into a mountain. The mountain exploded and disappeared. Yun Che looked at the girl in awe, he was really shocked! First of all, he had no idea how powerful Cross was, but he must be pretty strong as the clouds divided in half!

Secondly, this loli was even stronger than him! Yun Che thought that the mountain he found them both on was quite suspicious... Like a... Mystery Mountain of sorts. The girl spoke "Blood..." before nibbling on Yun Che's finger weakly.

Cross teleported back and he looked disheveled, he cursed "Damn loli, I'll spank you good! Eh?" he saw the girl looked really weak, he walked over and said "Is she okay? Did I accidentally kill her?" Yun Che said "Uhh.. I don't think so, but she might kill me soon. I don't have enough blood."

Cross was curious and bit his finger, dropping a drop of his blood into the girl's mouth. Her eyes shot open and she looked rejuvenated as she jumped up and pointed at Cross saying "You there! This princess shall reluctantly accept your apology for calling her a loli!"

Cross looked to be in a tough position and said "But.. But... But you are a loli! I don't know what to say!" The girl got in Cross' face and said "I'M NOT A LOLI!" Cross said "You are though! Look at you! If you're not a loli then what are you!?"

The girl snorted and said "This Princess is named Jasmine!" Cross tapped her forehead and passed right through, he took his hand back and said "So venomous! What poison are you afflicted with?!" Jasmine seethed "God Slaying Poison! Wait! Did you just touch me?!" Cross teleported behind Yun Che and Jasmine slapped the empty air.

Cross chuckled and said "You dare to slap this King twice?! I don't think s-" Jasmine flashed to him and slapped him into another mountain. Yun Che gulped and chuckled as he said "Umm.. Jasmine. What are you?"

Jasmine said "Silence! Tell me where you got the Sky Poison Pearl! And why a Divine Origin Realm being is following you!" Yun Che was confused and said "Divine Origin Realm? What realm is that?" Jasmine was silent and Cross teleported back as he rubbed his neck and said "Damn it! Next time you slap me I will spank you good!"

Jasmine waved her hand and Cross teleported before slapping her crisp bottom.

A 'pah!' resounded and Jasmine's face turned rosy in embarrassment as she seethed "You dare slap this Princess' bottom! If I wasn't poisoned-" Cross teleported away and had a smug look as he said "Heh, but you are. Hehe~"

Jasmine stomped and grumbled "You just wait! You bastard!" Yun Che added "Oh right, my master gave me the pearl." Jasmine grabbed his neck and said "Give me the pearl or die!" Cross swung his mace at her head and said "Oi! This cripple saved my life, kinda! Fuck off!"

Jasmine backed away and clicked her tongue, Yun Che grinned and said "Also, if I die you would die with me because without my medical expertise and the pearl's detoxifying effect you would be dead already! So instead of trying to kill me you should be protecting me as hard as you can!"

Jasmine nibbled on her lips and cursed "Asshole!"

Suddenly footsteps sounded.

The three looked over and saw a man, it was the guy who tried to frame Lingxi! Currently though he was staring at Jasmine in a daze. Jasmine frowned and said "Filthy ant, be gone!" as she waved her hand and the man exploded, ending his pitiful life.

Cross clicked his tongue and said "Very strange element you have there, Jasmine. It felt like... Death but not quite.." as he rubbed his chin in thought, Jasmine looked at him before focusing on Yun Che as her complexion turned pale and she nibbled on his finger again.

Yun Che jumped "Are you a dog?!" Jasmine shouted "If not for you would this Princess have to do this!?" Yun Che snapped "I saved your life twice, you might as well show some respect! Damn loli!" Jasmine bit harder and muttered "I'm not a loli!"

Yun Che paled and Cross waved, a wolf jumped forward and it's body was shredded to pieces. He clicked his tongue again as he said "Things just keep coming this way don't they? I think if we stay here long enough maybe the entire population of the continent might pass by?"

Yun Che only managed a weak chuckle as he was seriously running out of blood, Cross said "Jasmine, you're really going to kill him." Jasmine reluctantly got off Yun Che and said "Do you want power?"

Yun Che nodded and Jasmine said "Take me as your master and I'll give you the profound veins of a god!" Cross tilted his head and twitched his ears, Yun Che was stunned before chuckling "Silly girl, if they were so powerful you would've used them already." Jasmine shook her head and flipped her palm and revealed a drop of blood as she added "But there's three conditions."

Cross looked at the blood carefully and pulled a sliver from it, floating it in front of him as he looked at it curiously. Jasmine snorted and ignored him, Yun Che said "What conditions?" Jasmine said "The first condition is that you must promise to find three items; A Netherworld Udumbara Flower, 3 profound best cores at least Tyrant Profound Rank, and 35 kilos of Purple Veined God Crystal!"

Yun Che almost spit out blood, where the fuck was he supposed to find all these things!? Were they cabbages on the road!? Cross asked "What's Purple Veined Idiot Crystals?" Jasmine snorted and said "You're the idiot!" Yun Che translated "Glowing purple crystals that are extremely precious."

Cross looked in a certain direction and disappeared, he reappeared with a massive chunk on land. He slapped the giant rock and the rock shattered and disappeared, revealing 50kg of Purple Veined God Crystal.

Jasmine and Yun Che were stunned, Cross explained "I was exploring when you were cooped up in the Xiao clan, I found these but they looked like amethysts so I left them alone. Is this it?" Yun Che gulped and nodded as he waved his hand, 35kg of it disappeared.

Cross looked at the rest and hummed before it all floated up next to him.

Jasmine coughed and said "The second condition is you have to make it to Sovereign Profound Realm in 30 years!" Yun Che nodded and Jasmine said "The last condition is you have to take me as your master! Kneel down and Worship!"

Yun Che felt his mouth twitch and he said "How old are you this year?" Jasmine grinded her teeth and Cross sucked in a cold breath of air, giving Yun Che a big thumbs up. Jasmine answered "13." Cross gasped and said "NANI! She's illegal!"

Yun Che was just as shocked as Cross and gulped thinking about how beautiful she would be in a few years. He replied "I can take you as my master but I will never kneel!" Jasmine sneered and said "You don't have a choice." as she pressed her foot on his head and pushed down.

Yun Che's knees slammed into the ground and his head went along with them. Jasmine smiled happily and said "All done~" Cross gulped and Yun Che asked "Are you not grown yet or are you a natural white tiger?"

Jasmine's face turned pink and she jumped behind Cross, peeking out behind his back as she said "Y-Y-YOU SAW NOTHING!" Yun Che chuckled and stood back up as he said "Anyway... The veins?" Jasmine coughed and her pink complexion receded a bit as she said "Yes, you will address me as master!"

Yun Che shook his head and said "Can't do that. When I think of master I see a kind old man with a white beard, not a cute loli. Can I call you Jasmine? Its much cuter and nicer." Jasmine hummed and said "Then let's go somewhere else." Cross grabbed them both and teleported to the woods.

Yun Che stumbled a bit and Jasmine said "Pure Space?!" Cross grinned and said "Worship me as you master and I will teach you!" Jasmine trembled in anger and raised her slapping hand slowly, Cross high-fived her really quick before jumping away, chuckling.

Yun Che covered his mouth and turned to the side, while Jasmine was stunned. Cross said "The veins, the veins. Don't forget, illegal loli." Jasmine snapped "I'm not a loli!" before turning to Yun Che and grumbling "Stupid pointy eared bastard..."

Yun Che looked at the blood and said "This is it?" Jasmine said proudly "This is the Blood of the Evil God! It is said whoever gets his veins will have the power of the evil god himself! But you will have to start from scratch!"

Yun Che was listening when Jasmine flicked her hand and the blood shot into Yun Che's chest. Yun Che growled and red markings appeared on his skin, Cross watched with interest and touched Yun Che's wrist looking at the formation of the Profound veins in his body.

Jasmine said "What are y-" Cross shouted "Shut up!" before focusing on Yun Che intently. Jasmine choked on her words and grinded her teeth, she felt like she was staring at a primordial beast just then but only for a split second.

Cross pulled his hand back with a serious expression before backed off, stopping next to Jasmine as he said "Very strange these profound veins are.." Jasmine said "What does that mean?" Cross grinned and said "Means I don't got any. I need to make some that match me. But then I need to make some for my wife and kids..."

Cross rubbed his head and sighed "What a troublesome thing." Jasmine was stunned by several pieces of information before finally saying "Who are you?!"