A true whoarder

As the green light receded, Ben looked into his hand, upon the treasure he hoped would change his fortunes, the item he wished would allow him to slap some dude's face and shame him in front of a public audience…

There it was, a gray-greenish seed the size of a fingernail. Ben's eyes shimmered. "A magical item? A seed from the world tree?"

[Olive Pit(Item, Trash) - An olive eaten by some guy named Ray-Ray]

"F*CK!!!"

…

A minute later, Ben calmed down, after cursing Ray-Ray and his entire family down to 3 generations…

'It's fine. Every one isn't going to be a winner. This is what I should expect with the low-level mystery box. A lot of its drops will be poor. Still, as long as I keep trying, I'm bound to get something decent eventually…' Next, Ben tested that hypothesis, and once again learned why science was his worst subject.

A used gym sock.

A dirty shoelace.

A floppy disk that Ben thought was some magical technology…