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After arriving back at the kingdom with our new companion we got to know the pervert dragon better. She was the princess of the dragon man race which was exterminated by the church under orders of the mad god. Honestly the church here is just disgusting along with that false god.

Which apparently didn't exist anymore cause death just obliterated him for peeking on us during the crazy orgy. She's so thoughtful.

With him gone the church is without its prophets and the demons aswell. He was in control of everyone just for entertainment. Seriously he was worse than Dumbledore.

Oh well I didn't want to deal with him anyway.

The other problem was the children who were staying in the castle a lot of the parents where killed off during the slavery runs by the empire. That is pretty shit, good thing I killed them already. They were brought to the meteor to be looked after. A few more had returned to their homes. Now I was left with the small fish girl Myu who had taken to calling me papa. She was like 4 years old so this was fine.

With a bit of jeans telepathy I was able to get the location and just apparate to the girls house. There we met her mother Remia. Who being a mother and seeing her daughter happy decided to on the spot become my mermaid waifu. I was missing quite a regular house wife for the harem so this was fine.

"What are you planning to do?" Yue asks while sitting on my lap in the royal study.

"Destroy the church then probably steal the dungeons." I say thinking for a moment.

"Steal the dungeons?" She asks in confusion.

"Well yeah they are premade dungeons and have a lot of neat stuff in them. I don't really think there is anything else of value in this world?" I'm pretty sure the only good thing this world had to offer was the ancient Magic's and women.

"How are you going to destroy the church?" She asks in confusion.

"With the ultimate hero magic. Honestly it's the one of the best Magic's heroes can get while also being the most feared by all gamers to have used against them." I say with a serious face.

"What is it?" She asks equally seriously.

I pop away with her to the location of the church and point at it.

"Being a max level hero this spell might have a little bit more oomph than normal." I say as magic power starts to drain from me at an insane rate.

This notifies all the people inside the church who rush out only to hear the magical spell.

"Meteor!" It appears in the sky plummeting towards the church at high speeds as we teleport away quickly. Death contains the area of destruction for me kindly so I don't blow up the planet on accident. There's a mushroom cloud style explosion as the whole area is blown to shreds death revives any innocent people in the crater and we flee from the crime scene.

"Mission accomplished! Death have you stolen the dungeons and given hajime the magic he needs?" I get a yes mentally before all the girls are teleported off to the meteor for a bit while I go scam someone else really fast. With another flash I'm gone before appearing in a room with two chairs.

"Welcome to the afterlife. My name is goddess aqua and I must say you are quite a hero. Dying heroically and saving the life of tons of orphans from a collapsing building." The blue haired useless goddess says going over her notebook.

"Due to your noble sacrifice you have been chosen to be revived with a single wish or item of your choice to help fight against a demon king." She tells me.

"Uh quick question if say my item is like a set of something like armor or something along those lines will I get the whole set or just like a helmet or something?" I ask her.

"You will get the set item." She says with a kind benevolent smile.

"Your not going to lie to me and rip me off are you?" I ask with narrowed eyes.

"On my divinity I swear not to rip you off young hero." She falls right into the trap.

"That's good." Now just to wish for an item that won't make me completely overpowered and would look nice in my collection. Or maybe I could get just some sweet magical powers or a useful tool or knowledge.

With a peaceful smile I wish for something simple.

"I want Gilgamesh's completed Gate of Babylon as it counts as a set once it's done." The blue haired goddess nearly sprays out blood from her mouth as her divine power is drained for the wish. She looks at me in shock and horror as I flip her off and escape with my new item.

I appear once again in a more normal looking environment that isn't konosuba as I can just go back there whenever I want.

"I thought you didn't want to be overpowered?" Death asks me examining the gate like item filled with legendary object.

"Sorry it kind of slipped out. Plus I will have so much fun sorting through all of my goodies." The thought of a treasure hunt in the gate of Babylon was thrilling. Gilgamesh was the messiest fucking person on the planet and just threw legendary items into the gate like they were fucking grass he picked up.

There were mountains of just weapons heaped up like trash piles and oceans of gold and jewels. This was the most over powered object to ever exist and it looked like some hoarders abandoned storage shed.

Even death looked at it appreciatively. Got to admit though some of my neat freak habits where just going fucking haywire. It made my hands twitch a little bit.

"So what world are you going to be playing in?" She asked me kicking a low rank noble phantasm.

"Sekirei." I respond with a smile.