Chapter 2 - Perverted Council Members?

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As soon as I finally caught my breath, a second female voice entered to break the atmosphere.

"Actions that we, the student council take, all have certain meanings. Those who are unable to face the ideals, should turn and run away."

"PLAINLY PUT.....I HATE "SMALL" PEOPLE LIKE YOU!"

I turned my head, already expecting the figure of the female.

It was a woman.....wait.....could the word woman be used on her? Even calling her a girl would be an understatement.

Lets describe her as elementary school.

It was a girl who looked to be of elementary school age; a height of around 140 cm, with light golden hair tied into twin ponytails, and a foreigner look to boost.

However, her height.....seeing her in real life and in the anime, one would really call her.....

"Pftt, Loli girl!" I could not help but utter those words when I saw her small sized body that was like a mini dachshund. Although I had seen her in the anime and manga, a laughter could not help but escape from my mouth.

Instantly, the twin tails of her hair flew up in a rage and her face boiled so red that it looked like an apple on the verge of exploding.

[Insert note: Try to visualize a small girl flying into rage and screaming. Its kinda hard to describe and you can only try to imagine if you haven't watched the anime or manga. Many of the expressions are downright hilarious in the anime so please watch it. Continue on]

"FUCK YOU!"

When I heard those foreign English words, I was shocked for a moment before realization dawned on me.

Right....this girl was a foreigner. Can't believe I forgot.

"You Bastard! How dare you say something like this! How dare you call me.....call me.....FUCK YOU! Do you have any idea what will happen when you make me mad?!"

The girl started preparing a stance.

"TAKE THIS!!" The girl raised her right leg, flicked it, and an object came flying over.

I knew this scene. This was basically from the first chapter of the manga and anime.

LIKE THE MATRIX, I dodged the small-sized shoe that came propelling towards my face by shifting my whole body.

Woosh! I dodged the flying shoe like the wind.

Damn! For a small girl, she can really kick.

"DAMN YOU! You are not supposed to dodge that! Besides, I'm already 16 years old!"

I knew that.

"I also have an IQ of 180 and just came back from studying abroad! I'm fluent in English and I can do 10 digit Arithmetic problems mentally before breakfast!"

I knew that.

"My abilities are valued highly and I'm currently the student council's treasurer!"

I knew that as well.

"How about that?! Do you still think I'm a kid?"

The girl with black hair suddenly intercepted.

"Still, she becomes tired around 8 pm."

I could not help but blurt out.

"She is really a kid."

"FUCK YOU!" The loli girl started hitting me.

Finally, a third voice joined in the conversation.

This time, it was an alluring voice that would tickle the strings of a man's heart.

"Now, now, both of you...."

Without turning around, I already knew this girl was a beauty. However.....

"You should not be bothering the new students."

She walked over towards me like a graceful swan and looked up with her round, beautiful eyes, "I apologize for them keeping you occupied here."

I could not help but scratch my head. This girl was relatively tall, with long silky brown hair and exuded a princess atmosphere.

"Oh no, you really rescued me from there. Coming all the way here and stopping them."

When I finished my sentence, I suddenly panicked.

Shit, this was the same thing the MC Tsuda said. After this, she is going to.....

"No it's OK, I just wanted to see if men really smelled like squid."

Damn you! At least stick to the freaking manga with your sentence. Its even more perverted now.

That's right.....this girl.....was the most perverted girl in the whole manga and anime.

This was the part I did not want to do.

Tsukkomi. [ Tsukkomi basically means 'funny man' or 'straight man'(boke) ]

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Ring! Ring! Ring!

I turned my head around as the sounds of bell started issuing out.

The black hair girl spoke out first.

"It seems I have caused you to be late for class. I apologize for all this."

Oh shit, here comes the killer part.

"As a way to apologize, I'll let you join the student council. Think of it as a privilege."

Great. Just great.

However, I had to at least keep up with appearances and replied coolly,"W.....Why?"

"As you already know, our school became a co-ed school this year and if possible, it would be of great assistance if we could get a guy's viewpoint on things."

I lowered my head.

"But that's too heavy a responsibility for me."

"What the?! You are seriously weak!" The girl sighed before smirking.

"I ALSO HAVE A HEAVY DAY! ONCE A MONTH!"

Fuck! I don't want to know about your menstrual cycle!

The Loli girl trotted over and faced the black hair girl.

"P...President! Are you serious about having him join?"

"Yes, it'll be fine. If he joined us, I will be really happy. Because I am really interested in him."

The girl first looked me straight in the eye when she said that and I could not help but avert my eyes. However, her direction soon went lower and focused on another spot.

"After all, I am interested in classes involving physical education!"

"You really are perverted!" I could not help but retort.

The three girls then formed a line.

"Anyways, I am the student council president....2nd Year, Amakusa Shino." The black hair girl started.

"I am also a 2nd year, the secretary. Shichijou Aria." The princess introduced herself.

Finally, the legal Loli pouted, "I am the same year as you, 1st year Hagimura Suzu. Treasurer of the student council."

Shino then pointed at me.

"What's your name?"

"Uh....."

Shit, should I use the MC name? Then I remembered.

This MC has a sister.

Better use his name but add on mine as well.

"Tsuda Takatoshi. English name, Lucifer."

"Lucifer? That's a strange name. Tsuda, you will occupy the position of vice-president of the student council. So do your best as my right hand."

Suzu corrected her, "Don't you mean right arm?"

Aria then cut into the conversation from the side. "When you say right hand, it has the meaning of being lovers. And I heard a guy's best friend is his right hand."

Damn, this girl really needed to be tapped on the mouth.

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So yeah.....

It seems I have started my journey.