5G

After extensive research we have been able to prove that 5G causes immense healthy issues including brain tumors, asthma, allergies, stupidity and spontaneous combustion. In an attempt to save the world, we at the Bank of XP have taken it upon ourselves to rid the world of these devilish devices. This process will take at least a few days and you can help us by sending any and all of your 5G devise to the local headquarters of XP over at Tristan da Cunha. Together we can save the world.