Do I look like a clown?

"Hey Li Youbin, this is not fair." Long Xun frowned crossing his arms in front of his chest. Raising his brows and pouting his lips, he asked, "How can you show me such a bad expression? Why aren't you happy after seeing your reward?" 

Li Youbin: "....."

"Anyways, even if you like your reward or not, I still have to give it to you." Long Xun smiled graciously. He loved seeing the fear and despair slowly creeping up into Li Youbin's eyes. All the arrogance and mockery which Li Youbin was showing him for the past few days was gone in a minute. Only thing remained, FEAR!

"So, the rule of this game is very simple. I'll ask you a few questions and you have to answer me. If your answer is wrong and not pleasing to my ears then I'll slam this hammer on your head, twice. If you answer correctly, then I'll slam this hammer on our head only once." Long Xun informed with a small chuckle.

Li Youbin: "....."