True Professional

"Meow? Really? Should Ketchup do that?" the innocent white cat AI asked her black little kitty brother.

Bacon's tail swished with enthusiasm even as his expression and tone sounded bored. "Of course, you should. I would've done it myself because destruction is my area of expertise but Father grounded me so I can't do anything right now. So it's up to you to do it, you ninny."

"Add 'ninny' to the bad words list," Jin Liwei reprimanded Bacon again. "And no, we're not sending any virus to anyone to destroy their devices or compromise their data."

"I told you, Bacon, you big meanie! Daddy is super-duper stricter than Mommy! If Bacon doesn't listen to Daddy, you'll be grounded forever and ever! Ooooh, how sad and boring. So you should start calling the cute and mighty me as Big Sister Ketchup from now on because we're a happy family! Meow~"

Jin Liwei sent Bacon a stern look. "Listen to your older sister."