Gu Jingze, You Old-Fashioned Man

Gu Jingze watched as she downloaded an application and registered him for a WeChat account.

Lin Che said, "Let me think. What username should I give you… oh, I know. You'll be called "Crazy Cool President".

"…" Gu Jingze asked darkly, "What stupid name is that?!"

"It's such an apt name for you."

"I don't like it." Gu Jingze continued, "Just randomly choose a name."

"Fine then. I'll give you an English name."

Lin Che smiled at him eerily. Gu Jingze had a skeptical look on his face. Did she even know any English?

Smiling, Lin Che spelled out his username in pinyin: kuangzhuaikuba

Gu Jingze frowned while looking at it. "What does this mean?"

"I just… randomly wrote some alphabets. What do you think it says?"

"This sequence of alphabets doesn't really sound like an English word."