An anime fanboy is suddenly transported in Naruto world with Cheat System. This does not in anyway follow cannon. This fanfic is what you say ‘fuck you’ canon and is based on my ideas. Basically if you know what my name is then it will be like those Hentai games but with semi-crack plot.
"Ok... where the hell am I?"
"Beep... Beep... Calibrating system...
Please wait...
Loading 1%...
35%...
50%...
80%...
100%...
Ting! Sucessfully installed the game.
Welcome user in the world of Naruto!
Please answer the following question so you may begin your path to awesomeness."
I don't exactly know what's going on but seeing this I can guess it.
I am fucking transmigrating in the world of naruto! Fuck yeah! I don't even remember dying or anything though but who cares. Now onto my path of awesomeness.
"Which Hidden village do you want be part of?"
Hmmm... tricky question. While many people might answer Konoha but for me... it's a village filled with hypocrites. So, I gotta think hard on this one.
Damn... this is hard.
"Default Hidden village of leaf has been selected. The user took too long to answer.
Next question
Which character do you find worthless in the Hidden village of leaf?"
... OMFG! The fucking system didn't even tell me about the fucking time limit dammit. Well.. at least this question is easy. I without any hesitation choose Sakura. Yup, she's pathetic. Some might argue with me but fuck you.
"Do you prefer to be male, female or both?"
Jesus christ... what do you mean by both!? God damn I picked male of course.
"Thank you for your co-orperation. Please enjoy your life in the world of Naruto."
Muhahahaha... this is gonna be legendary. I can already see myself being a badass ninja.
"Before proceeding with the transfer, do you want to activate cheat?"
Cheat? Which idiot wouldn't want a cheat? It's practically a tradition for a reincanated person to have cheat.
"Please select a cheat. You can only choose one cheat. It is advised not to pick a cheat if you want a challenge."
I ignore the last sentence completely since I hate challenging games... after playing Dark Souls I detest playing challenging games. Now, after selecting a cheat which will practically let me troll them into oblivion.
"Thank you and enjoy your new life."
I don't know what happened after that because everthing srated going blurry. After some time, bright light desended upon my eyes. And when I mean bright light, it was bright enough to make me blind. God dammit I don't want to be a blind ninja.
"Aww.. look at him. So cute. He's got his mama's beautiful hair and father's handsome face."
I can hear hear some people talking. Are they talking about me? Let me see... STATUS!
[Name - Haruno Akira
Title - None
Age - 0
Lvl - 0
Exp - 0/...
HP - 3/3
CP - 14/14
STR - ...
DEX - ...
VIT - ...
INT - ...
CHA - ...
Cheat Code
Instant Mastery - Any skill learned will instantly be max lvl.]
... Fuck! Haruno Akira! I am in the same fucking family as that useless banshee Sakura. What did I do to deserve such a miserable fate. But still, looking at my cheat code you gotta admit it's pretty fucking cool. I had the choice to be practically immortal by choosing infinite HP cheat but it wouldn't be too fun. So the only question is what's the current timeline? Whatever the case there is one fact that is certain. I am OP!