thunderpants

super slow updates, mc uses cheat system to show that martial arts are not obsolete, the problem I have is author is scared of being sued so he only uses historical characters and leaves out real people like no mention of famous recent martial artist who used it to make movies like Jet Li, Jackie Chan and of course Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris.

good story so far but it's so slow pace at the beginning, you read chapters of him just training you have trained 5/100 points in 5 animal martial arts today.

not my cup of tea, mc all he does is whine, oh poor me, my life socks, you all suck, so emo mc, reading about his thoughts a real put off, you bastard serves you right.

bad translation translator using complicated words from dictionary you have been warned but people don't talk like this, the learned young man was shallow and pedantic. The police officer yelled: you are a dangerous recidivism skilled with knife work, with ample criminal experience and throughly premeditated and planned in action! then there are the jokes. oh there you are leaving me alone, is this your American bullying.

only 18 chapters are free, so limited. so guy is special agent Hawk 002, story opens with him taking a bullet protecting the damsel in distress. Flash forward he is now a lowly security guard when a beautiful female executive is on the phone with her parents trying to pressure her to get married. She sees the mc, who is so handsome and hatches, a plan, and asks MC to pretend to be her boyfriend, hijinks ensue.

you need a grasp of Chinese life, author writes about going to a convenience store in China. so while in the USA you would go to 7 eleven and get a 8 hour energy drink and Arrowhead Water bottle, mc goes to Fenlong convenience store and buys a Huaxing Zalong and River water bottle. so a parallel mirror monster world exist, all buildings in real world are in monster world. The MC is a unloader at a warehouse, when workers are mysteriously killed, one of the dead before he dead spoke about a black umbrella following him. MC sees the umbrella and is forced into the monster world, the monster world warehouse needs workers. MC as soon as he crosses over is given a system, ding please choose a golden finger, power 1, the ability to purify demonic energy (you are in the monster world, your humanity is being corrupted), power 2 super intelligence, photographic memory, super computation. Power 3 become a zombie, super strength, no fear, etc.. There are rules, posted everywhere breaking any of those rules means you are eaten, MC finds out every one wants to eat him, one of the reasons the monster warehouse is recruiting is workers eat each other, hence the need for fresh meat like him, he will need his golden finger to survive.

slapstick comedy, so a vr headset appears suddenly and mc puts it on did I buy this? he enters games like old man ring (Elden Ring), Kill man (Hitman), and slap stick comedy ensues. hmm how do I get into this building, you approach a fat guard, A do you bribe him with $500 dollars, B threatening him, C bluff your way though A. hey can you let me in here is a thank you gift. Guard pockets the money and tells you go away. MC what, this game is broken, punch, takes back money and guards wallet only has $50, poor bastard only $50, mc puts on fat guards uniform, and enter lobby but is stopped, guards look at his ill fitting uniform and mc says I lost a lot weight,another guard peers at the nametag oh that's Andrew's uniform why are you wearing it!

interesting story about a guy who buys a statue At a stall, it transmigrates him into another world. He is born into a military family, his grandfather, was granted land and a sign board for his years of service. The statue is in his dandian and has 4 lit flames, he finds he can transfer any damage to the statue, one day it shatters and one of the flames goes out after he was hurt practicing martial arts, and he is down to 3 lives. one day he finds he can smell things far away, he has awakened his nose spirit root and now he is being targeted by demons and ghost.

cheezy one liners, rar tat tat, went the assault rifle as the mc yelled that's it! that's it, as he killed. The mc killed the zombie dog, I feel like eating dog meat hot pot when I get back (there are dog meat restaurants in China?), the Random comedy makes no sense either, mc sees a beautiful girl sitting on a bench pulling up her socks with her shoes on the ground, uh her feet stink, mc runs up and kicks one of her stinky shoe like a soccer ball and runs away, yelling stinky as it fly through the air.

more of a anti hero, villager schemes against him so he murders him,guard captain schemes against him so he murders him, wife's younger half brother schemes against his wife so he has local police behead him, then he orders his men to murder his wife's stepmother and her grandfather. He then finds out his wife stepmother arranged a marriage so he murders the fiance.