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EroSpatula

EroSpatula

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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula5h
    trả lời grimmhorizon

    My headcanon was that it was due to his Potter bloodline and also Dumbledore trying to scare him so the hat used Slytherin as the other option.

    Slytherin Ambition: Low (Minimal ambition for power or status)
    Harry Potter with Technology System
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    EroSpatula11h
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    Make system, a butler theme I guess. Never say no to a butler really, as individuals that make Batman does as he says is no one to be trifled with.

    "Hello Master, I am Nigel, your assistant to use the Technology System to its fullest."
    Harry Potter with Technology System
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    EroSpatula1d
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    Let be real, Batman and Lex Luthor are two sides of the same coin. One understands the need of a ‘higher power’ and to be able to ‘protect’ humanity in the case of corruption. The other advocates for the total removal of anything ‘alien’ as they would prevent humanity from advancing as they would rely on this ‘higher power’ And in the end, they are both rights and wrongs taken to the extreme.

    Barbara sighed. Quite frankly, she didn't know what to say to Bruce in this situation, as there was nothing to say that could possibly comfort him. After all, he was Batman. The guy that still slept with kryptonite under his bed even after being friends with Superman.
    I Am Energy In Dc
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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula1d
    trả lời WaterVatten

    I worked in a lab on many occasions and some of them is to determine bacteria growth in certain conditions. So we use agar quite a lot during that time.

    Molecular Gastronomy Technique: Gelation with Agar Agar!
    I Cook My Way Through The Multiverse!
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    EroSpatula2d
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    So strawberry protein shake and chocolate flavoured granola bars? Makes sense.

    She scoffed, "Henry Cavill's red-carpet nip-slip was 'just some nipple'. This is… This is the manly version of strawberry milk and chocolate chip cookies!"
    Goth Girls Galore!
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    EroSpatula2d
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    Yang is here too ( ゚ Д゚)? I could never forget those sunny D’s

    Ruby shook the silly thoughts out of her head before she made herself lose her nerve and continued, "I-I did it! I got into Hallowed too! You always said you would come here for university… And I wanted to see you again! I-I'm sorry about ghosting you… It's just… things got bad after Mom d-died… Then I got busy figuring out Mom's inheritance and studying to get into HU and Yang said you probably already found a couple of girlfriends and I thought you might hate me now and I didn't want to bother you and… and…"
    Goth Girls Galore!
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    EroSpatula2d
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    I mean… he was reincarnated in ‘that’ world

    He was seized by something greater than himself. Greater than his lust for battle and blood. Something that made all of his combat experience look like a drop in the ocean. His domain of war was run roughshod over as if it never existed, never mattered at all. And as he struggled for his life, for his divinity itself… the God of War was stopped by a simple slap to the face.
    Gotham's Dead End Bar
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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula2d
    trả lời TypicalFicEnjoyer6

    Ah I see, thanks for the clarification I never knew what they were.

    Maester Ars blinked, "By displaying your mighty military prowess outwardly, I also don't have to worry about you having to climb into the beds of noblewomen for the sake of our territory."
    Song of Ice and Fire: The Iron Throne
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    EroSpatula2d
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    That’s a glaive, not a sword.

    "Have you considered one of the more heroic designs I sent you, perhaps one with the giant scalpel for a sword?" Nezu asks.
    MHA: Horizon (Ope-Ope No Mi)
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    EroSpatula2d
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    You don’t even know half of it buddy…

    The man nods, "a woman after my own heart, please allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Lock, I control this unique establishment," he gestures to the entire area around them.
    MHA: Horizon (Ope-Ope No Mi)
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    EroSpatula2d
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    Is a Maester similar to a quartermaster in rpgs?

    Maester Ars blinked, "By displaying your mighty military prowess outwardly, I also don't have to worry about you having to climb into the beds of noblewomen for the sake of our territory."
    Song of Ice and Fire: The Iron Throne
    Ti vi · TypicalFicEnjoyer6
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    EroSpatula2d
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    I feel like Chaos is a rope, with razor blades attacked to it and the lower part of the rope is burning.

    -11- Chaos is a Ladder
    Song of Ice and Fire: The Iron Throne
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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula2d
    trả lời RexHarris

    Pretty sure they were made after the rebellion so he’s still ahead.

    Gallen announced to everyone that the longbow would be named the Crabb Longbow.
    Song of Ice and Fire: The Iron Throne
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    EroSpatula2d
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    She is the most feared regional champion is games for a reason.

    But seriously. How can you tell me she's not infuriating! How can you cheat so much and then blame honest(?) people?!
    Pokemon- World's 'Strongest' Trainer
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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula2d
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    Yep, it’s the reason why old and solo Lions gained a really bad (but reasonable) rep in Africa. Most old male lions would get kicked out of their pack so their only option would be humans, and the the experienced ‘maneaters’ would almost exclusively attack at night.

    Most of the time, animals will leave you alone if you run. After all, the mistake was coming into their territory, so they scared you off, problems over. Of course, if you steal cubs or something… GG.
    Pokemon- World's 'Strongest' Trainer
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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula3d
    trả lời JTGTitan_96

    The one about a bar host (I think that’s whats it’s called). Where the dude was laying in a hotel/apartment lobby bleeding out while the girl had a knife with blood all over herself. It happed a few years back and a lot of internet incels defended her cause she and I quote, “looked pretty, and she can stab me if she wanted to.”

    This comment ignited further backlash, with users bombarding his post with criticisms. Zach, however, was unfazed. He smiled smugly, picked up his phone, and made a call. "Yes, this wave of attention is massive. This is the perfect time for a product endorsement. Whether the fans love or hate me, they're all potential customers."
    Dad's Comic Life
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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula3d
    trả lời JTGTitan_96

    Well, people on the internet are still crazy about that Japanese yandere lady.

    This comment ignited further backlash, with users bombarding his post with criticisms. Zach, however, was unfazed. He smiled smugly, picked up his phone, and made a call. "Yes, this wave of attention is massive. This is the perfect time for a product endorsement. Whether the fans love or hate me, they're all potential customers."
    Dad's Comic Life
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    EroSpatula3d
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    Well yeah, good or bad fame is still fame.

    This comment ignited further backlash, with users bombarding his post with criticisms. Zach, however, was unfazed. He smiled smugly, picked up his phone, and made a call. "Yes, this wave of attention is massive. This is the perfect time for a product endorsement. Whether the fans love or hate me, they're all potential customers."
    Dad's Comic Life
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  • EroSpatula
    EroSpatula3d
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    It’s like watching Madoka Magica while knowing that lil’ rabbit does to people. It don’t matter how cute you look, you still a piece of s-

    ... you'll totally fall in love with her?
    Keep it in the Family (Secret Class)
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    EroSpatula3d
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    "Oink… oink…" A sob tore through Min-Jun's throat as she grunted out the humiliating sounds. "... oink… oink…"
    Keep it in the Family (Secret Class)
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