Multiverse traveler Electric Todaloo Our character cyrek Müller is US army combat engineers who serve in the iraqi war when the base he is stationed on is under attack by enemy insurgents with mortars
Cyrek: scheiß why the fuck the higher up make me build a FOB im but fuck nowhere in iraq
What the hell are they snorting when thinking this crack cocainus!.
Cyreck: iam hot and fucking bothered wearing this thick and heavy flak vest because of frequent mortar fire cant the insurgents bother someone else base its been seven week of incessant mortar fire *grumble*.
??? : hey Müller you okay there seem a bit pissed there.
Cyreck: of course im pissed,the high as fuck. command think is smart to build a base in butt fuck nowhere that hold no strategic importance at all and the nonstop mortar fire make me even more pissed because we must wear this heavey as fuck flak vest
Ben: well its not gonna stop soon the insurgent have been smart they use ice to fire tje mortar safely
Cyreck: ICE! Ice how the fuck fo yuo get ice in the middle of desser! How the hell does it work anyway!?
Ben: i dont know Cyreck but they use the ice in the mortar tube so as the day go by the ice melt and thump it fired so we dont even bothered to counter fire with our own artilery
Because it will hit nothing in the end except empty mortar tube hey at least its pretty inaccurate so fa-
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