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Earthhoarder

Earthhoarder

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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder4mth
    bình luận

    Peter:

    "Doctor Victor Von Doom wishes to give you his Keystone address."
    Marvel : A Reptilian Adventure
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder5mth
    trả lời Sky_Demon_Order

    It's not about what god(s) are capable of, but what they are willing to do. If you had total co trol over everything in existence, would you want to spend your time micromanaging the death of every living creature that has, does, or will ever exist? Why not just make a group that does it for you? If they screw up too often, re-hire

    "Kid, I get that request every hour. Since the Alfrise Convention, I can't hand out any super OP powers, or else I'll have the immortal-FBI on my ass."
    Reincarnated as Apollo! Twice!
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder5mth
    trả lời Sky_Demon_Order

    Why is the thought of a more bureaucratic afterlife not an interesting concept. Yeah, this is one of the most important days of your life, you died, but dozens of people die every minute. An organized system that cares little to none about the individuals it exists to process is basically the hallmark of any large governing body, mortal or immortal. The only big difference I can think of off the top of my head is that management changes a lot less often for immortals.

    "Kid, I get that request every hour. Since the Alfrise Convention, I can't hand out any super OP powers, or else I'll have the immortal-FBI on my ass."
    Reincarnated as Apollo! Twice!
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời Kombiusz

    Maybe, hear me out, he DOESN'T want to commit mass genocide

    The only option I had was using my Bankai, but seeing that now it was much stronger than before, that wasn't an option, not because I would die, but because thousands of souls would die in the process.
    Fairy Tail: Shinigami
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời An_op_Angel

    Not that kinda love my dude

    "Well, this is new," I chuckled, fear evident in my voice. I wasn't one for fear but watching something outside your control happen in front of you, shattered any bravado. "Is this the end, love?"
    Fairy Tail: Shinigami
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời Kyriakos_dn2

    ...or permanently disables you if you aren't the MC of a book.

    August, who had remained silent, shifted his gaze between the two. His voice, rich with age and power, resonated in the chamber, "Every action has its consequences, and every thread in the tapestry is woven for a reason. Every time we had pushed the kid, he had gotten stronger, it might be best to leave him be, before he grows out of our hands."
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời DaoistSlayer

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    "Stay away? Are you delirious now? You tried to kidnap me," Adam replied.
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời NoobMastar69
    "I can see that your training with Adam has really paid off. Heck, if you keep this up, you might even surpass me one day, that day being the day I'm no longer alive, but still!" Gildarts chuckled. "That being said, I feel you have what it takes to be an S-Class Wizard, so you passed."
    Fairy Tail: Shinigami
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    "Impressive," Adam clapped, smiling at me with a proudful
    Fairy Tail: Shinigami
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    bình luận
    I had no idea what this thing was, but I couldn't help but wonder what kind of hellish experiment created this abomination, and what kind of twisted mind would find pleasure in such a thing.
    Fairy Tail: Shinigami
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời Haymore
    I can't have the landlord increase my rent anymore.
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời Slim_Tee
    "Good," I allowed a wry smile to curl my lips. My eyes gleaming with anticipation. If he was this powerful now, I could hardly imagine how much more thrilling it would be to kill him later.
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời Azeas

    I recieve: Rod of FleshYou receive: The right to live

    "It's... free."
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời Arcane_Monarch
    "I'm not worried about that, you destructive buffoon!" Makarov replied angrily. "The power you two are releasing is hurting the others! Wakaba has lost consciousness twice, while already being unconscious, which I'm still trying to comprehend! And Macao is in no better state!"
    Fairy Tail: Shinigami
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  • Earthhoarder
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    trả lời BeingHandsome
    [Unknown POV]
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời TrAvElr

    You know, it would be really disturbing for a reincarnated man with 30-ish years under his belt to be attracted to a 10 year old...

    On that note, I had also been awarded in that same magazine the title of Fiore's most wanted bachelor, winning in the cute category... whatever that was. Something I found rather disturbing considering the fact I was only ten years old.
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    bình luận
    Makarov's eyes were unreadable as he stared at me, his gaze lingering on me for what felt like an eternity. His voice was soft and quiet when he spoke. "To accept oneself is to wholly admit you are imperfect, permanently and inevitably flawed. And that that makes you beautiful."
    Fairy Tail: Shinigami
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời jpk6096
    "There, all pain is gone little guy," The m- no, the doctor said in a boastful manner.
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  • Earthhoarder
    Earthhoarder7mth
    trả lời Monsterb620
    I get my face shoved in a pair of tits every two hours. And don't worry I won't sweet home alabama this chance at life, but I still can admire a good pair of jugs, especially seeing I don't consider them my parents, I mean, what adult in their right mind would?
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    Earthhoarder7mth
    bình luận
    Ch 46 Candle Light
    Marvel : A Reptilian Adventure
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