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Djabilong

Djabilong

Lv6

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2018-08-30 đã tham giaRussia
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong8h
    trả lời EzioAuditore_1

    Looks... Generic.

    Ch 3 Establishing Goals And A Risky Move
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong8h
    bình luận

    *panties from a japanese grade schooler

    9. Take a pen from the President's office
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong8h
    bình luận

    So what you are saying is that they dared steal from EMPRAH

    But what struck me as odd was the bank itself, as I never heard of the Bank of New Cadia before. It was an odd name for a bank, but there had been stranger names, so I just went with it. Although according to the daily hours they closed at six earlier today so I need to wait until tomorrow.
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong10h
    trả lời E_Mendez
    (While not a lot happened here, I will let it be known that these movie-based jumps may offer little in terms of challenge, so do not expect any long arcs from them. That will be for later. I have some of the jumps planned out for the next one. It will be Chronicle and, after that, Monopoly. After that, I am thinking Highschool of The Dead and Terminator and then maybe Cyberpunk Edgerunners and the Arcane.)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong10h
    bình luận

    Collect all of the local JAVs.

    There were no words said as I sat down and watched for hours, just enjoying the silence. I knew these ten years were going to be decently long, but if this was what I had to work with, I could survive. Grabbing a small pad of paper and a pen, I began to write down a list of what I could do.
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong10h
    bình luận

    Are you sure about that, young blood?

    Thankfully, the silence could never speak of what happened here.
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong10h
    bình luận

    The reason is that there is no reason. You're just a random lucky shmuck who won the lottery.

    These beings probably knew my life from beginning to end and chose me for a reason I probably couldn't even understand at this point. But if I focused on the possible, I would lose out on the present, so after finishing my soup, I placed the rest in the fridge and continued practicing.
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong13h
    bình luận

    Dunno what sort of MREs you were eating, because all of the ones I've had were amazing. Then again, protag is american and I admittedly never had theirs.

    It got so bad that I eventually had to get some that were past their due date, as well as eat some MRIs, and those were just awful. But terrible food choices aside, I placed the ingredients into the bowl and began cooking the broth to make a simple pasta and tomato soup. The smell of vegetables and onions spread across the room as I placed them all into various other bowls and sections.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong13h
    bình luận
    I mean, I managed to burn water. That was not a fun day, to say the least. Now, I was slicing and dicing food as if I had done this my whole life. Even I found myself entirely engrossed by the process in both a small bit of all as well as a small bit of happiness at the level of skill I had. I had almost gotten used to just eating tasteless pre-prepared meals from supermarkets.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong13h
    trả lời Sir_Squirrel

    The "Daddy Issues starter pack" perk.

    Due to my drop in origin, I did not receive new memories, but due to the family troubles drawback, it reinforced my older memories that I would rather not talk about or think about. However, due to the drawback, they would just always be there, but as long as I didn't focus on them, it wouldn't be so bad.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong14h
    bình luận

    Even all-powerful cosmic beings can't get plumbing right...

    Looking at the white shirt and black jeans, I walked into my bathroom, and while I may not even need to anymore, I turned on the shower and simply let the water rush over my head and body. I felt the cold water, and yet I did not shiver. It was barely even noticeable before the warm water came on a few seconds later.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong14h
    bình luận
    Stepping out of bed, I found a single set of clothes with a small note on them that said, " A gift from a friend."-CC.
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong14h
    bình luận

    Why? You want to bang it?

    "Will I see you again?" I asked the disappearing floating clock, and it shook its/her head.
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong14h
    bình luận

    *fluffer on a рorn set.

    You have a job that pays enough for you to live on, assuming you live simply. You also have a home of some sort, a cheap but decent vehicle of an appropriate type, and the various basic sundries needed to live. Basically, you have a life set up and waiting for you. The job will be something you are capable of performing and that works with your background, and the schedule will be flexible enough that it will not interfere with your normal jump activities.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong14h
    bình luận

    Masquerade is nothing more than an excuse to nerf your character and stretch the wordcount a dozenfold. Instead of torching the entire town with a single enormous fireball over the span of a couple seconds, now you have to manually hunt down every single target for five chapters straight while pretending to be a regular mook. Oh joy. Then what's even the point of gaining abilities if you aren't even allowed to openly use them.

    The other two just made sense as the secret society would hunt me down in my next world, but they would have to find me as well as identify me as a being that they would hunt down or look for. Masquerade is quite literally what any sane person would, as many worlds are not ready for supernatural powers to be revealed.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong14h
    bình luận
    Other than that, I made sure to buy perks that would help me in daily life, such as one that would make me immune to boredom through quite literally speeding through boring events in addition to a general increase in my luck. I would quite honestly killed for this type of perk.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong14h
    bình luận
    Throughout the entire time, I was just shocked at how expansive these basic upgrades were as each of the first levels would give you at minimum disciplined or a trained level of human characteristics, which is nice as I will never be weaker than a trained combatant. After making my choices, I then went to fill out the generic first jump supplement, and this was where my spiritual mouth opened wide.
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    When The Facade Breaks (A Jumpchain Story)
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong15h
    trả lời Gulf_Alpha_Yankee

    Too late for that. I'm already inside your house and on my way to steal your stash.

    [All right then, to explain it the best I can, most of the documents in the jump chain work off of this currency called choice points or CP. This CP is quite literally monetized potential. Using choice points, you can gain perks and items for every world you go to. Each document, though, has perks relating to the setting, so don't expect to become a Saiyan in a world like Avatar: The Last Airbender.]
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong15h
    bình luận
    [Years, decades, centuries, millennia, depends on you, Jumper. I cannot force this upon you. Only you can decide. Feel free to think for as long as you want. My creators created the concept of eternity, after all.]
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  • Djabilong
    Djabilong16h
    bình luận
    No matter what it may be, if it can be called a science, you have skills and knowledge equivalent to a lifetime's worth of study and research in it. This carries over to future worlds, but the extent of your knowledge and skills reduces the more complicated and esoteric the science in question get. You'll always have a novice's level of skill, anyway.
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