InterPlanarGod

Tha'ts en'glitch for ye!

I sentence my sentance to deathe via the laws of the grey(Gray) colour color courte court!

You are someone with no political power or influence. You cannot bribe a cop to look the other way. I am telling you to shape up until you CAN do those things or you are going to end up getting shot by a cop who will get a pat on the back, or arrested by a cop who will get a pat on the back. You are echoing my point except trying to justify your actions and words by saying that you are above them.

Nobody cares until you make a fool of yourself in public or publicly shove that fact in the face of those in charge. you actively threatening people and then going out to fight them, if a cop is told about that, they will go over and gladly get some kudos by shoving you in a car and applying the law that they usually ignore, liberally.

Ah, yes, the stone-age barbarian wants to fight. This is real life, dude, if you said that anywhere and an officer of any civilized country overheard you, you'd find yourself restrained and arrested if you're lucky, tazed the shit out of if your are unlucky and then arrested, and then in both cases you'd be in for an assault charge. Wake up, you can act like this behind a screen, but what if he said yes and then called the cops on you? Welcome to sounding even more like a moron.

Please note that these are the abridged versions of asuna and kirito. Not the official characters, but the something witty entertainment versions. Please also note that I'm retroactively making it so they have a reason to be messed up in the head and that their intelligence hype is actually true. Super-brains ftw!

Please just leave any requests in the posts. If you want to make requests that are more likely to happen in the actual story, you can subscribe to my patreon.

Kirito already did that joke and wouldn't be 'feeling it right now'

Sure, just make sure to read all the way to the end of released chapters first

I mean, it's necessary to leave it in until he figures out the lightning cloak, but tell him its there once he has that, and he wont need to be shot a billion times by fish-bullets to figure that part out.