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Thank you!

#lit

Stole my thoughts long before I could ever have them.

You tell him, Bebe! Goth =/= psycho. It's only 'implied'. Don't propagate negative stereotypes!

Am I the only one who had a pervy thought about what to make more delicious by framing it in bread slices!?

'What if I amputate my head?' lol... Go eat some more headache roots, MC.

And when you're done working and collect enough points... you can use them to get products from our store ... for free! "Uh... you pay me with the points though..." "For FREEEEEE!" "I wanna quit and go home!" "Sorry... No can do! Work hard for your free rewards! :D"

I'm too lazy to be detailed but it's a good story so far. The gist of it seems to be a fantasy adventure with a touch of comedy. The one thing that stands out is the 'system. It's a great deal more credible as to the hows and whys of its existence from the get go. I like it when the OP and meta elements actually make sense.

Never...Never turn your nose up at loot! Even a one in 10K chance of an epic drop is better than nothing!... Too arrogant!

Is this... Is this magical MSG!?