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Lo: Zel, There's something wrong
Zel: (checks at clock) meh, it happens
(Zooms into clock where it keeps counting down)
364:23:35:59
UNUS ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS!
~Valentine's Day, park~
Mario: (to Spaghetti dakimakura) Oh boi! You & Mario are gonna have a sexy date when we get home
Luigi: ohhhh. What is wrong with you?!
???: *whimpering*
Mario: Hmm. It sounds like a baby's crying over there. (Heads to nearby gazebo) Oh, it's not a baby. Just Shroomy being his normal self! He's probably trying to get mental breakdown badge.
Luigi: What's wrong Shroomy?
Shroomy: Oh, I have a date, you see.
Lo: *comes out of nearby bushes* You're telling' me bud.
(Sting)
Mario: Shroomy...has a date...? THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luigi: Wait, ain't you-
Lo: Yep, I'm that buffoon on the rocket last New Years.
Mario: & that guy from the moat last Christmas!
Lo: Sure do, bud. (fistbumps)
Luigi: Riiiiiiiiighttt... So you two, who's the lucky girls?
Shroomy: It's the one with the pink ponytails.
Lo: & mine's the blond swirl.
(Sees Zel & Po chatting on a nearby bench)
Mario: I dunno what this is but... it's kinda hot. (Notices his "date") Oh sh*t, I'm sorry.
Luigi: Don't worry. We can help you with your dates.
Shroomy: Shall we do this?
Lo: Let's do it!
(Shroomy is shivering his balls out while walking to them while Lo walks casually)
Zel: Oh, Hi Lo. & is that?
Shroomy: OH MY GOD! Is that-
Zel: Shroomy! It's so good to see you, former roomie!
Lo: Former roomie?
Zel: Yeah. Lo, do you remember him?
Lo: Of course. He's the first guy to talk to me back then.
Shroomy: Wellllllllll, it seems like you had found your match, huh?
(Both Lo & Zel are blushing super hard on that context)
Oh yeah. Soo... (notices his date & is very jittery at this rate, then he notices Mario & his speak board) Wanna go make paisanos together?!
All: WHUT!!
(Mario gets excited through the line but gets curb stomped by his brother, for which he holds another speak board)
Shroomy: hehe.. oh let's just hang out.
Lo: As.. a double date!
Zel: Yeah, I like that.
(As they're leaving for a ridiculous date, Lo notices something)
Mario: (to Spaghetti dakimakura) No one understands true romance but Mari- (gets hit by a Mountain Dew can) OWWW!
~Tender Tunnel~
Zel: Ughhhhh. These rides are soooooo old timey.
Lo: You can say that again. I wish something epic were to happen.(that is when Shroomy rip his date's arm off)
Both:0_0
Shroomy: (to Popo)Hehe, got your arm. (yeets it behind & lands at their boat)
Lo & Zel: AAAAAAAAAA! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!! (Proceeds attacking the arm at no mercy)
Lo's inside mind: That's not what i meant! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Luigi: ughhhh... I'm gonna need backup.
~ Movie Theatre~
Zel: Whoo. What a nightmare.
Lo: I know right. Let's hope this movie can take our minds off of-
Zel: Quiet. It's starting.
(That is when Boopkin's movie started where it went from bad to worse)
(The teletubbie then yeets itself to the mushroom making love)
Both (Lo & Zel): (empties popcorn buckets & barfs in unison)
Po: THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING!
(The rest, except Po, left in mortal horror)
Boopkins: You like it Shroomy? Shroomy?
(As Boopkins left the theater, he notices Lo & Zel trying to empty their buckets)
Boopkins: Oh hey you two. Do you like the movie?
Lo: Zel, a word. (he then whispers her for a disclosed time & then agreed)
Zel: HERE'S OUR ROTTEN TOMATO REVIEW! (disposes the barf bucket to him)
Lo: Come on Zel, let's head to something more decent!
(Suddenly, he holds her hand as they got out of the theater. Zel notices it & feels flustered, but not more than Lo does)
Lo's inside mind: OH GOD! OH F**k! OH F**K! OH F**k!
Luigi: (to Boopkins) So, how did it go?
Boopkins: ohhhh mannn.
~Fun Fair~
Tari: (to Shroomy) Yo know what you should do? Get her a plushie! Girls like plushies. Oh look, how convenient, a plush duck! Oh my gosh (gets mesmerised with the duck)
Zel: I know how this works. You should toss those balls into these cans in order to win a prize
Duke Nukem, the carny: I got balls of steel.
(Whiffs out pricing: 1 ball = $5.00)
Shroomy: Aw man, I only have 1 attempt
Lo: Me too
Tari: Psst. FOCUSSS!
Shroomy: You can do it Shroomy! Do it for her! Good sir, I'll buy 1 ball plz.
Lo: Me too.
Lo: Hey Zel, is Shroomy alright?
(Notices him alight with determination)
Zel: Yeahhhh... that happens every time he tries to take a shot.
(Shroomy then tosses it in full power only to kill the carny)
Lo: 0_0 .
Well, at least I can make a better shot, right? (Tosses ball into a creeper, causing it to explode the entire stand)
Here's your prizes.
(Zel receives a golden duck plushie while Popo has the carny)
Tari: (snatches the duck from Zel's grasp) MMMMMYYYYYY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!
~Convienience Store~
Bob: alright you two, if you want those bitches 2 love u, u gonna show 'em If u show ur badge collection, I'm gonna kick yer ass! U gonna show em yer money bro!
Lo: (notices a nearby jellybean contest stand) Hmmm.
Shroomy: (counts his money from a piggy bank) 3 dimes!
Po: ok
Bob: o 4 the love of God!
Lo: I had $1000!
Zel: WHUT? HOW?!
Lo: Oh. I just ate all of the jellybeans from this guy over there.
Monty Mole: my life was a lie :(
~Shroomy's room~
Zel: Wow. This... was sad.
Lo: That was a lot of badges [whatta nerd]
Shroomy: This (shows his bed) this is where things get hot. It's where I ... SLEEP!
Bob: I give up, thats it! (yeets himself off the window)
~Mall~
Saiko: 2???????????????????????????????(If you two want to be in a relationship, you'd have to learn to be tough!)
Shroomy: But why? There's no need to fight!
Saiko: ???THOSE???????????(Then what are you going to do about THOSE?)
Wario: (to Zel) Aw, that's hot!
Lo: I GOT THIS!
HEY YOU, GARLIC MAN!
Wario: (180 face turn) DA FUK U SAY ABOUT ME?
Saiko: (to both) ?????????????????????!(SHOW THAT YOU'RE BIGGER THAN HIM!)
Lo: I HAD ASCENDED TO GOD IN THIS GAME'S LEADERBOARDS A FEW DAYS AGO & YOU CAN'T TAKE AN ASS AGAINST ME!
SO YOU BETTER STAY BACK OR I'LL USE THIS ALREADY BOUGHT BAZOOKA AGAINST YOU!
Wario: Make me!
Saiko: ?????????????!(NOW KICK HIS ASS!)
Lo: (clicks trigger & sends Wario flying) Now that went well. (Notices beheaded Shroomy) What happened to you?
~Beach~
Lo: Whew. This is a feel good day right now. I wonder if I can make it better...
Meggy: You know you should just go tell her how you feel...
Lo: Are you sure? Even Shroomy doesn't feel well about this.
Shroomy: It's true.
Meggy: Nothing exciting happens till you go out of your comfort zone.
Lo: (thinks about it) Ok. Let's do this! Are you with me, pal?
Shroomy: Till the end!
Lo: Zel. There's something for me to say.
Zel: Actually, I have something too.
Lo: Okay, on the count of 3, we'll say it out loud, right?
Zel: Right.
Lo: 1, 2,
Both: I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE ON THE NEXT LEVEL YET!
Lo: What?
Zel: Yeah. This relationship thing has gone by so fast. I think...
Lo: ... we should take things slow?
Zel: (blushes) Man, you know so much, right?
Lo: (puts on his hoodie, blushing) Indeed.
Zel: There's one last thing to say.
Lo: Hmm?
Zel: (leans close to Lo, savouring the moment... & yanks down his hoodie) LAST ONE IN THE ROOM HAS TO COOK DINNER! (Runs into room)
Lo: Oh its on! (Proceeds to follow)
(Meanwhile, the brothers & Meggy overlook the two couples. One still at large, & one seperated)
Luigi: Love is complicated
Mario: Love is dumb
Meggy: (facepalms) I agree.
~Later, at Zel n Lo's room~
Zel's inside mind: Whoo thank goodness. I thought i can never sleep until he came. Speaking of which...
(While Lo falls asleep, Zel came to him & tenderly kissed his lips. Her heart's racing to hyperspeed to what she had done)
Zel: Thanks for the entire day. Daisuki ^_^
320:06:59:59
Unus Annus
UNUS ANNUS
End of Ch. 2
