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<p _msthidden="1" _msthash="20488" _msttexthash="1541171138">I am Tomasz Z Czarna Góra, I was born like any other dwarf ...

Although I won't say I'm one of the best drunkards and blacksmiths in my city ...

But I died because ...

I drank too much and banged my head against the table where I was drinking ...

But I got a chance from God to bring me back to life, because he adored my work, but him ...

I gave him a glass of my drink and we started talking, he also took out his drinks and the ratio of this beauty cannot be described, after beer and ending with vodka, so we drank for 200 years, but he smoked that I was short ... Tomek from Czarna Góra.

Such an insult to blood required I thought ...

So the fight between the drunken dwarf and God (The Very Drunken God) started

Although God was almighty, he could not defeat me, because I was an experienced drunkard who fought drunk more than once ... (and he forgot his legs from the excess of alcohol that he is almighty ...)

And so the fight lasted probably 600 years, but after those years alcohol began to disappear, and for 200 years we had a hangover, quite a strong hangover ...

We were lying in the middle of the cosmos and we were dying until God came to himself ...

So he told me I would be reborn in a different place where there is magic and magical animals and he will give me 1 wish for every 200 years I have been here so I had 5 wishes

You're fucking right?

Well, when I was still hungover, I chose this:

1. Forges underground

2: The dragon that has got will light the fire in the forge

3: All knowledge of magic and forging

4: Provision of food and drinking water daily

5: Unlimited Stamina

God looked at me and agreed, but I was not supposed to come back to him for a return ...

But I hate why I couldn't wish for another more practical use like immortality ...

Or a normal fire and not the grumpy lizard who drinks for 5 my drinks

Well, that's a story in the world of magic ...