His Dangly Bits and Her Front Bottom
A very long time ago, there was an island called Mookoo. The island was in a sea called Gusha. On the island was a forest, and in the forest was a very huge tree. The tree was bigger and taller than every tree in the world, and so, it could be seen everywhere on earth. Also on the island were living beings, but these living beings were not humans. Those who looked like women had no breasts and front bottoms, and those who looked like men had no dangly bits.
Once every thousand years, the tall tree produced thick-blue smoke for everyone on earth to see. And whenever that happened, a great misfortune befell mankind, and that made humans very much afraid.
No one ever visited the island except Sasabonsam, the wizard of Manke. Manke was a small island that was many miles away from Mookoo, but that was the closest land to Mookoo. From Manke to Mookoo were seventy-seven monsters. The monsters lived in Gusha sea. The most dangerous of all the monsters was Piwu. That fearful monster had the tail of a fish, the legs of a beast, and it had three heads. Its first head on its left side was that of a shark. The second head was that of a dragon. The third head was that of a python. And there were eyes of eagles on all the heads.
The closest human settlement to Manke island was Subasu. Subasu was a coastal village. At the north, east, and west of the village were huge mountains. One day, some years to the end of a millennium, a baby boy was born in Subasu. The boy was handsome. And he was named Oma. The following day, a baby girl was also born. The girl was also very beautiful. And she was named Mansa.
Seven years later, the boy and the girl became friends. They loved themselves so much that they were always seen together. When they were sixteen years, they planned to visit Mookoo after the end of a millennium brought much pain and sorrow to the people of Subasu and all the people on earth. And that was when His Dangly Bits and Her Front Bottom story began. It’s a story of love, magic, mystery, war, and glory.
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