Chapter 1: Where's my D....

I slowly started waking up and I felt my head was all fuzzy. As I was opening my eyes, I found myself laying down, looking up at the sky. As I sat up, I find myself looking at a strange site in front of me.

I see trees all around me. In front of me are trees, to my left are trees, my right are trees. No matter what I look are tree, it looked like I was in a forest for some reason.

I thought if I was going to survive that moron bastard's knife attack, I would wake up in a hospital, but why the hell am I in a forest. I thought to myself

"Did that fucking moron try to dump my body in the middle of a forest to be eaten?"

I raise my hand to massage my forehead but when I was raising my hand, I saw a metal hand coming at my face. I was surprised and I fell backwards trying to get away from the metal hand. After I am back laying on the ground again, I started to calm don very quickly, I then looked at the metal hand leading to a metal arm and continued looking to find that it was connected to me. I looked at both of my hands and arm, which both turn out to be made out of metal.

I sat back up again and looked down at my leg which also turn out to be made of metal as well. I looked down at my torso to see it also made out of metal and then I looked at my crotch area, and I saw the worst to ever happen to a man, saw that I am now dickless. I suddenly screamed

"NOOOOOOOO! WHERE'S MY DICK! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO LOSE MY VIRGNITY NOW!"

After a few seconds of panicking, my emotions strangely subsided very quickly and after I calmed down . I started looking around and I spotted a river to my right, I slowly walked to the river and stood over it.

My jaw opened wide because the reflection is showing me an image of Ultron, the Ultron I am looking at is the first version of Ultron from the Avengers movie. I suddenly remember that right as I was dying I wished to be like Ultron and be unable to die. I said to myself

"So my wish really did come true, but I really wish I could change it now, or I could of been giving a choice of what I could have been reincarnated as. I can't believe I died a virginity at the age of 21"

I started thinking about what to do now so I started looking around my surroundings. While I was looking around I started to wonder where the hell I am. When I thought of that, I heard a ding in my head, then a robotic female voice started talking in my head.

"System Download Complete…..Welcome to the World of Ark. You are currently in the continent known as the Continent of Hou, aka the Continent of Fire. It's one of the six continents of this world."