A regressor walks into a bar again

Alexander came back for a corpse restock so me and my clone both trained, boosting the martial art that little bit further. I'm kind of thankful everyone else is passed out otherwise it would've taken me a few more days at least to progress it this quickly.

[Your ability in Warrior Jar arts has now reached the peak of what is attainable. Would you like to evolve?]

[Bartender's notice - Possessing multiple lv20 skills presents the option of merging. Merging similar skills grants a higher level rewards, but you may lose out on more specific abilities.]

"Thank god for that, I was hoping for something like that. Otherwise I would become a jar myself or something." I now plan to try and gain multiple sets of martial arts to train with, the sorcerers are trained in attacking with a book, but that's not barehanded. I'll have to send out my clone to find a dojo or something.

"Hold on, didn't Annie have Taekwondo training? She could give me a foundation at least."

Finally people started waking up, it was as soon as I started making people's usual breakfast orders. My guess is they smelt it.

"How are you Blaidd? Pork sausages and black pudding again?" He simply nodded with his eyes half-open. It was like a bad zombie film with everyone dragging themselves to the counter, underneath everything set of cutlery was their exact bill. Aside from those like Kalé who provided during the session that is.

At the end I got a large amount of weapons, scrolls, helmets, robes and of course runes and cash. All of which was nicely set into the newly established market, I separated all of the items from the actual food stuff. I also created a separate freezer for bodies.

I imagine this will be a quiet day since my roster of regulars is far too hungover. So I sent my clone off to go find a dojo or two.

[Time Skip]

[Karate lv20]

[Taekwondo lv20]

[Savate lv20]

[Shaq-fu lv20]

[Cooking lv52]

[Butchery lv20]

[Knife handling lv20]

"I would like to merge CQC, Karate, Taekwondo, Savate, Shaq-fu and warrior jar arts."

[Merging skills.]

[Pending…]

[Lethal weapon lv1 -Merger-]

[Requirements met -merge skills- new universe link available]

Immediately I felt a rush of control and power running through every iota of my being. But more importantly now… "Merge cooking, butchery and knife handling"

[Merging]

[Kitchen Domain lv1 -Merger-]

And now I feel a pure sense of knowledge and control about every iota of my kitchen, even thinking offhandedly I can have it create a creme brûlée to perfection. Which means now, I only need to man the desk and either myself or a clone trains something.

I look over at the wheel, new abilities, more trainers but mainly, more customers. I grip the wheel and rag it down, watching it carefully now. 

It slowly ticked over until it landed on… 'Re:Zero - early timeline'.

I don't know why I look still, I have no idea what that means. So I just went back to shoving corpses in Alexander, now that I think about it, Gurranq hasn't been here in a while I need to ask about him.

Some sorcerers come on in, getting somewhere quiet to revise. Apparently Sellen's been kicked out for some quite dark rumours, people are even calling her the Graven witch.

I carry on shoving corpses down Alexander, he apparently partook in the Radahn festival. Unfortunately his body was too large to even carry, better luck next time I suppose.

The door slid open and a young man in a butler outfit walked in, looked at me and said something in Japanese and left. Me and Alexander just looked at each other but carried on as usual. About 10 minutes later, he came back with two twin maids with blue and pink hair each. One of whom was sporting a spiked ball and chain.

"Hi welcome to Oliverick's what can I get you today?" 

They looked at each other before shouting at me in Japanese, where's Kimiko when you need her? 

Immediately after thinking that, she walked in behind them. Speak of the devil. 

"Kimiko, I just linked to a new world and apparently they speak japanese there, mind helping me a little?" I'm glad I know for a fact she's Japanese otherwise I'd feel a bit racist.

As they shouted, Kimiko lazily translated to ASL for me. Unsurprisingly, it was the usual routine of 'who are you and what are you doing here?' This time mixed in with a language barrier.

[Japanese lv1]

Okay that's a start somewhat, using Kimiko's translation for basic repeating words I could kind of get a baseline. Maybe they speak French? 

After a short attempt of seeing if they speak french one ran off, I'm assuming to get someone. In the meantime I poured out some drinks in case I'd have any takers. I got myself just some mango mead 3%. And the young man pointed at mine and gave a thumbs up, so I got him a bottle too. Kimiko helped herself to a 9% bottle, I'll have to talk to her later about this.

A moment passed and what I can only call a clown walks in, once again speaking Japanese. In return I ask in French "Do you speak French or English? I'm afraid only my mute friend here understands Japanese, I know sign language though."

"Ah! French it's been a while. Now, let's skip the pleasantries. Why are you in my castle?" 

"This is a multiversal bar, I link it to universes. I do not get a choice as to where the doors show up unfortunately, trust me, I've been through this whole thing before. I'm just glad you didn't try to immediately kill me like the last guy." I point to Homelander's skull.