This Isekai Reincarnation isn't what I expected

My life wasn't very bad but it wasn't amazing if I had to describe it with one word it would be boring I was just a middle manager at some enormous company meaning if I were to quit or go missing I nothing would change except my absence I sometimes steal someone's lunch from the office fridge but I never got caught which unfortunately is the highlight of the day usually.

Recently I have been leaving work early to hang out at the bar looking at all the young women while I nurse my drink thinking about when I had dreams worse yet I can't even remember what my dream was but one thing I do know is that it wasn't this!

When I was younger I was handsome, ambitious and charming getting almost any girl I wanted sure for a time I was a bully but I have changed after I met my wife in college a dusky beauty with an incredible figure and rich family I could not ask for more as she was an only child.

Everything was going my way until her father lost everything to a terrible investment but luckily I already had a job and savings the same job I have today fortunately I never bragged about my rich wife or the vacations around the world we used to take or the women on the side I used to have now I only have my secretary and even she seems to be looking for the door.

Of course I don't blame my wife although we are no longer wealthy she still is a ten out of ten in the looks department and could have easily remarried to someone better off and there were no shortages of offers some with me standing right next to her while I could do nothing but like a dumb cunt and resist the urge to pummel the smarmy jack asses that didn't even notice or care that I was there.

I felt invisible in my own life I just wanted to matter again which is probably why after I left the bar and heard a woman scream in the alley nearby I looked to see if she was worth saving which she was a California ten blonde, tan, big boobs and an incredible ass her beautiful blue eyes in anguish so after assessing my odds I moved in behind her attacker and clubbed over the head causing him to stumble he pulled out a knife but I surprised him by grabbing his wrist and kicking him in the dick he dropped the knife seeing no chance of success he ran past the truck (cargo van) in the alley I didn't notice before I turned around expecting to find my blonde but apparently she ran away during the fight so I sigh in frustration then continue my walk home.

Strangely as I got two blocks away I noticed a truck that looks like the one from the alley driving a little fast for this area I decided to keep an eye on it as if it realized I spotted it the truck began to speed up but that was impossible unless it was the mugger from before so I decided to run just incase and seemed like I was right as nearly missed me I looked into the driver's seat only to find it was empty what scared me even more was after it nearly hit me instead of crashing it reoriented itself and continued to follow me I turned the corner to get away it also turned so I forced to continue running eventually I got lucky the hit a speed bump too fast causing to go air borne for a few seconds and land on it's nose completely vertical.

I was exhausted from running and sprained my ankle running in my office shoes but seeing the truck that tried to kill me defeated I could not help but gloat.

Rick:"Eat a dick truk-kun! Not today bitch!"

Then as I flipped it the bird the truck tilted fell directly on me crushing me to death.

unknown voice:"It's a boy! congratulations Mr and Mrs blood-storm"

Male voice most likely the dad:"Thank you doctor starlight"

Dr. starlight:"It's no problem just doing my job I leave you two to get acquainted with your son"

As I was waking up to the voices of the most cringiest names I have ever heard I wondered why my bed was in the maternity ward until I realized someone was holding me and she was gorgeous with pink hair making even models seem like dumpster fires but the way she was wagging her finger in my face was just patronizing so as I was about to swat away I noticed that my hand was so small and delicate like a .... no .... that only happens to weebs in light novels or Asians I wasn't either I began to have a panic attack but when the woman who was apparently my mother noticed this her hand glowed holding my little hand and then all the stress and anxiety seemed to fade.

Dad:"Jennifer be careful with the calm spell on the baby you know too much could affect his development"

Jennifer(mom):"You don't have to tell me how to treat Richard I'm a fully qualified professional Eric"

Eric(dad):"Richard? I thought we were going with Walter"

mom:"I'm sure you did but his name is Richard"

dad:"And how did you come to that conclusion?"

mom:"Because you traded my great grandfather's angel heart crystal for your new sword behind my back which I planned to use to awaken our son"

dad:"Angel heart crystal?! You told me that was sanctified spirit shard!"

mom:"Regardless you stole our son's future and from me so I get to pick his name it is the least you could do for me"

dad:"Your right I'm sorry"