The Gamer who hates his life(Halo fanfic)

<p>Ok so black void that consumes everything the eye can see? Check.<br/><br/>Dude standing infront of me that is basked in yellow and what I would assume to be godly light. Check.<br/><br/>And him asking me if I would like to be reincarnated. Check, I have officially been fucked in the ass.<br/><br/>"Uh do I gEt to pick?" <br/><br/>If any of my freinds were here I would definitely have been made fun of for that voice crack<br/><br/>"Hell no dude, I'm gonna have fun with this one, everyone gets to pick but not you bucko. All you know is you have a system thats it seeya later" <br/><br/>"Fuck yo-" <br/><br/>I didn't get to finish my latest sentence of profanity because I was overwhelmed with light and snipping... and titties? holy shit that duche bag turned me into a baby.<br/><br/>Oh my God this is my new mom and I'm gonna remember sucking on her Boobs this is....I don't really know. I mean I'm not a hormonal 18 year old right now so I feel nothing. Thank God, or whoever the duche bag was. If I did... well I don't really wanna think about it.<br/><br/>But back onto the whole reincarnated thing <br/><br/>I have a system so let's see this bad boy. <br/><br/>'Menu'<br/><br/>A blue screen popped up infront of my face and the text stated<br/><br/> *Sorry dude I'm lazy so your not getting any abilities or anything really cause thats to much work so you get stat points, stats, gamer mind, gamer body, health bar, stamina bar and thats it* <br/><br/>'What an ass'<br/><br/>'But gamers mind definitely helps, and makes sense as to why I'm not screaming and trying to claw out my new moms eyes, and I'm just calling her new mom and not sad about dying..... that can't be healthy right?<br/><br/>"God if this is a bad universe im actually going to kill myself' <br/><br/>I heard far away chuckles which did not help that thought process at all. I mentally sighed since my underdeveloped lungs couldn't and tried to look around the place to see where I was.<br/><br/>It looked futuristic but..... I'm hungry and bored, and tired God everything sucks <br/><br/>"WHAAAAAAAAA"<br/><br/> I wailed at the top of my lungs<br/><br/>*2 HOURS LATER<br/><br/>'I.... hate everything.. please tell me this body has a mindscape cause if it does im not coming out intill I'm atleast 6.<br/><br/>Trying to fall deep into my mind took a little while. A few weeks at least. Gamers Mind helped immensely as I slowly was able to retreat into my mind.<br/><br/>----‐----------<br/><br/>I appeared as a 6 year old child in the mindscape. I think it knew the age I wanted to be and just put me in here like this. Which is very convenient thank you, me.<br/><br/>Ok now let's do this for real. "Menu"<br/><br/>Name : Jacob Johnson "that is the most basic name I have ever heard"<br/>Age : 3 hours<br/>Race- Human<br/>Str - 3<br/>Agl- 5<br/>Wis-15<br/>int-13<br/>Char - 6<br/>Aren't I 3 hours old how tf do I have 3 strength? I get the wisdom and intelligence since I reincarnated but what the hell?<br/><br/>(Jacob is the son of ? and ? who are ? this means he is stronger, smarter, faster and just all around better than anyone his age.)<br/><br/>"Fuck thats not good, that means I'm important, thats not good anywhere" <br/><br/>I sigh and swipe away my menu sheet. I sit down and meditate, fuck that guy, seriously.<br/><br/>Since there was nothing to do except pissing and shitting myself, I think I'm gonna skip untill I'm atleast 3. If im too weak to train at that time than ill just come back here. since I'm gonna have to train my ass off so I don't get blind sided by whatever world he put me in.<br/><br/> I just pray to the Ass above all that he didn't put me in DC or MARVEL.<br/><br/>-----------<br/>I opened my eyes and sighed, I spent 3 years in my mind trying to organize the place. During that time I figured out 3 things, my new brain had photographic memory, My body was strong, way to strong and I wasn't on earth.<br/><br/>I didn't know where I was and it was starting to piss me off.<br/><br/>I kickoff the comfortable bed and immediately start doing push ups intill failure. 200 push ups later I collapse to the ground sweat sticking to my body and my stringy hair attached to my face.<br/><br/>This body, whatever it was, is insane. I couldnt even do 200 push up as an adult in my past life. <br/><br/>(Strength +1)<br/><br/>I smile at the notification and stand up and look into the mirror. My eyes were so blue that they were almost white, it contrasted well with my matt black hair that was starting to curl at the ends.<br/><br/>I was a giant 4ft for 3 years old. I think I might be some sort of mutant or something.<br/><br/>My eyes started to scan more of my body but I was cut off by my father walking into my room.<br/><br/>The man who always looked at me with a cold gaze from what I rememberd looked at my sweaty body and smiled. I didn't really like that smile all to much <br/><br/>"Have you been watching me and your mother work out?"<br/><br/>I quickly searched my memories and did find some gnarly shit they were doing. Like a muscle up competition with a 100 pound weighted vest and stuff like that.<br/><br/>My parents were insane! What kinda world am I in???<br/><br/>He nelt down to my level and put his hand on my head, warmth radiated from him as he shook my hair.<br/><br/>"If you wanna survive this galaxy than you need to be strong son, the reason we are what we are... will make you a very popular person, you need to be careful, do you understand me?"<br/><br/>I nodded, my confusion was hitting a breaking point but that didn't stop me from feeling love towards this man. In my memories, even if he was cold he still showed me love and affection.<br/><br/>This man was a good father and I was glad I had him in my second life. He walked out a smile still on his face as he waved goodbye to me.<br/><br/>I sighed, could he just tell me, 'Hey your in blah blah universe'. It would make everything do much easier.<br/>(3rd person)<br/><br/>"He is starting to work out" <br/><br/>The male voice said in a startlingly happy voice.<br/><br/>The female voice sighed, you could hear the displeasure in her voice<br/><br/> "Jay, I know they'll come for him but do you really think he'll need this?"<br/><br/> She sounded sad and angry, it was unfair to her child that he had to go through this.<br/><br/>The man's grin was replaced with a frown and a sigh escaped him just like his wife <br/><br/>" Sarah, you know that they'll want to cut him open like a science project, he needs to protect himself and he might even have to protect us at a certain point"<br/><br/>Sarah sighed and sat down at there diner table. Jay walked over and started to rub her shoulder. She leaned her had back into his stomach and looked up, tears starting to form in her eyes.<br/><br/>"Its so unfair."<br/><br/>"I know honey, I know."<br/><br/>She continued to cry as Jay tried to comfort his wife.<br/><br/>Jacob was doing his 2nd set of push ups, not paying attention to what was going on below him.<br/><br/><br/>[Hey guys, I'm gonna be slowly re-doing this shitty as fic😭, I like the concept I was just a lazy little brat the last time I was writing it, I am still fairly lazy so it ain't gonna be a quick re write but I've done the first two chapters so far.<br/><br/><br/> </p>