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The Disastrous Life of a Gamer

What will you do when in the middle of the night, you will wake up with a wild Deadpool standing in front of your bed ? And how will you react when your entire life will turn into a game? I do not own anything other than the story and the OC characters.

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Chapter 13 I'll drop it here, sorry for any inconvenience.(Referring to fucking loot)

It took me exactly one whole month to reach floor 100 and to be fair, as easy it may sound for some broken person like me, I still had to be careful down here. The reason for that is that even though I'm not really a god from this world, my divinity has something to do with buffing my undead and at the same my magic which leads me to experience the worst thing that happened to me in my recent years.

I used an overcharge version of my death bolt to kill a flying imp down in the 80s floors and that trigged the dungeon to mass spam black monsters that were slightly stronger than the normal ones and while level 8 were barely a threat to me, hundreds of them assaulting me at the same time, force me to summon my undead army to counter their attacks.

After one week of fighting for every centimeter of ground, I finally managed to pierce through the 90th floor, arriving at a toxic place. The whole place was surrounded by black gasses that could kill my undead, which by default should be dead. Thankfully my immense ward save(resistance to all kinds of damage) was capped at 69 which translates into 69 negation of any kinds of attacks against me. Adding my godly buffs and all kinds of status effects I earned over the years, I was basically a walking negation ward.

At the same time, I took a few days to collect and study the gasses, and to my surprise, I found that these gasses were really useful in many areas. For example, I could use it as a weapon, but I could also use it as fuel for any kind of magic-based attacks, or even better it could work as one of the best explosives in the world after all igniting a small bottle blow up a crater big enough to hide three elephants on top of each other and that was done in a safer zone like the 85th floor. So going with my deduction that Dungeon-chan would regenerate everything I destroy or steal, I spend two days collecting all of the gasses that were present from floor 90 to floor 99. With that much explosive in my bag, I could literally bomb the shit out of anyone if I feel lazy to use my magic.

Now talking about my magic, I found out that as I continue to massacre the monsters, my powers were slowly growing and by the time I finished the last shade monster on the 99th floor, I was halfway through the ninth level which in my opinion was really good progress.

Talking about progress, my clone trained poor Bella every single day and after all of those horrible training days, she went up one level and even soloed the first mini-boss of the dungeon, much to my clone disapproval. His exact words were: I could do it with one finger; you still have a long way to go noob.

Poor girl, she was stuck with my drill sergeant clone while Hestia was trying to beat my clone every night they returned from the dungeon, most of the time, my clone was carrying Bella on his shoulder.

Back to me, I looked at the huge Obsidian-like gate and without caring about how beautiful it was, I created a hole in it to get through, after all, why should I use a door when I can create one?

Inside the room, I was greeted by my first true challenge in the past few years: A huge ass flying lizard (as strong as Ophis or even slightly stronger) which made me understand that even though I was a god in my world, there were even stronger monsters or creature in the multiverse.

Reading my naginata, I rushed the dragon. Using the momentum generated, I threw my naginata in the dragon left eye, piercing through its puny defenses as if it was butter, truth to be told, my naginata was upgraded thrice in the past three years and every time it went through an upgrade its killing power broke the previous record and in its current form, it could negate most of the defenses its target may have and at the same time amplified its power using the same defense as fuel.

With one of its eyes destroyed, the dragon went berserk which made him even more dangerous than before. I tried to defend myself from its claws, but even with all of my powers, the strength of something equal to a level ten managed to pierce my stomach leaving a head size hole in me, and while I wouldn't die from something like this it would surely hurt like hell healing from something like this.

Seeing that I could really get my ass owned by the dragon, yeah the lizard earned the right to be called like that, I decided to finish this fight without dragging the battle any longer and as much as I would love to continue fighting the dragon, I wasn't planning getting any new injuring any time soon.

Charging a huge nova bomb, made with death magic, I throw it at the dragon, and as expected it eat half of its body before killing the dragon, leaving its upper body behind. Even in that state, the foul stench of death was still coming out of its mouth as if the dragon was trying to breathe death fire on me.

Death comes in many forms and for the dragon, death comes in form of my broken abilities. Walking in front of it, I cut his head and stored it in my inventory, after that I scoop out its heart because I could use it to power up myself and maybe gain a few new abilities like dragon breath and dragon resistance, every little thing matters and while I wasn't expecting to gain too many things from that, the fact that the dragon helped me push me to the limit of my physical strength was a welcome surprise.

Making sure that there was nothing left; I left a ghost here and teleport myself out of the dungeon, somewhere close to the guild. Walking inside the guild I could see that it was quite packed with many adventurers from Loki's familia, most likely they were here to take any quests that they could complete in their expedition.

I also saw the main party cautiously observing me and even more evident was the fact that they wanted to talk with me about something. I could bet all of my money that they wanted me to join their expedition and while I wasn't against free money, I had to show a little dominance right now.

Thought at the same time, I failed to understand why would all of the people look at me as if I was crazy. Well, I was good-looking, maybe famous, but I wasn't someone that would kill just because you looked at me or because you are in the same room as me, breathing the same air as me.

Carefully walking towards me, was one of the amazon girls from Loki's familia, the younger one I presume.

"Hey, I'm Tiona, are you ok? You have a huge hole in you! Where did you get it? Does it hurts?!"

Hearing her words, I facepalmed myself…How could I forget about that…

"I'm fine, don't worry about it, it would heal itself overnight. Though I'm thankful that such a cute and beautiful girl is worried about me."

Critical hit, I could say. Hearing my words, Tiona blushed and shyly nodded at me while at the same showing me a smile. Even though she's most likely minor, she seems interested in me, maybe in a few years…

Turning my head towards the receptionist, I decided to blow their minds.

"Sorry for bothering you, but where I could sell something to the guild?"

"You can sell it here if you like. What do you want to sell, magic stones or monsters parts?"

"A huge head, I'm sure you would like it. Where can I drop it?"

"Please follow me."

I followed the guy to some open space behind the guild while at the same time being followed by most of the adventurers that were present in the guildhall, truly a bunch of friendly figures.

"I'll drop it here, sorry for any inconvenience."

Without wasting any more of my precious time, I drop the huge dragon head on the ground scarring shitless most of the people while at the same time making Ais crying. Ah, such a beautiful scene that heals my soul.

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Special Thanks to : J. Koster for becoming a Warrior

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