Immortal War

The Immortal war they called it. The war, being between the Primal God and his Saintinial Army against the Accidental God! The Primal God, fearing for the safety of his newly created universe, created the Saintinial Soldiers. Their body, being made up of highly concentrated Cosmic energy, was unbreakable! Their wills, strong. Their souls, immortal, and their loyalty, unwavering. They were the perfect soldiers.

. . .

[Reader]

: I'm sorry but what the hell is this?! I thought this chapter was going to be about how the Primal God's name was changed into BOB THE CREATOR!

[Author]

: Hold your horses. Since when was art so hurried. Art is like time! You must let it flow, as you can never go against it!

[Reader]

: Okay! Okay, you win now what's this chapter about?

[Author]

: Haven't you ever wondered how the Primal God ended up in such a sorry state?

[Reader]

: You know I've never thought of that.

[BOB THE CREATOR]

: Sorry state?! Who in the hell do you think you are? You bastard!!!

[Author]

: Come on BOB, don't get so mad.*Laughs madly*

[Reader]

: Yeah BOB, don't get so mad.*Laughs maniacally*

[BOB THE CREATOR]

: THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING NAME!!!!!!

[Reader]

: What do you mean BOB?*Still laughing madly*

[Author]

: Yeah. What do you mean BOB?*Still laughing madly*

. . .

As I was saying, before being so rudely interrupted... they were the perfect soldiers. With them at his back, the Primal God left his heavenly planes. But that posed a great problem as well. Without him keeping the universe in balance, the worlds would run amok! And so he created the God System. The God system had all the authority of the Primal God, making it the ideal substitute!

. . .

[Reader]

: Not this shit again!

[Author]

: What do you mean?

[Reader]

: The God System! That's what I mean!

[Author]

: You got a problem with systems, you bastard?!

[Reader]

: It's not that I got a problem with systems, It's just that systems are too cliché...

[Author]

: I'm sorry but, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK did you say?!?!?!?!?!

[BOB THE CREATOR]

: Exactly! What did you just fuckin say?!

[Reader]

: I said, SYSTEMS ARE CLICHE... they might have been cool but not anymore...!

[Author]

: This MOTHER FUCKER just said it again!

[BOB THE CREATOR]

: WTF is wrong with this dude?! Was this shit head reading nursery books or something?!

[Author]

: How old are you anyway? Scratch that... are you old enough to curse? Are you old enough to understand such masterpieces?

[BOB THE CREATOR]

: Are you kidding? Bet this guy got a bedtime curfew!

[Reader]

: I'm 19 actually.

[Author]

: I call bullshit!!!!!

[Reader]

: I couldn't care less... And I don't like systems because I read too many books with a system!

[Author]

: You only read some books where the mc has a system?! I guess I'll do u a solid and recommend this awesome book I read. Its name is "BORN TO RULE: GOD OF CREATION"... PS if the Authors name is familiar... just shrugged it off as an otherworldly coincidence...

[Reader]

: I'll be sure to read it then...

. . .

After that, the Primal God left for the battle. The Accidental God, however, was much more powerful than he imagined! Even before the battle had started, half of the Saintinial Army had been "accidentally" sealed in another dimension. Once the Primal God and the rest of the Saintinial Army reached the Accidental God... all hell broke loose!

The battle was unbelievable! As expected from the bout of two Ancient Gods and the mighty Saintinial Army. The battle broke the natural laws themselves, shifting the Eternal Void into chaos. For half a century, the battle raged on. Until finally it came to an end! Although the Primal God had gained a severe injury, he had successfully slain the Accidental God and attained victory.

That's what he thought, at least! Seeing the tides of the battle changing in the favor of the Primal God, the Accidental God had split a portion of his soul and sent it away from the battlefield, preparing for the worst-case scenario. And because of this preparation, his life was saved, as the main body was inevitably killed by the Primal God.

But that wasn't all, before dispersing into oblivion he had stolen and sealed the mightiest weapon of Primal God, hoping one day to destroy the troublesome weapon.

Having been injured and having lost his most prized possession, the Primal God returned to the Heavenly planes, entering a deep sleep to recuperate.

But after an eon of sleep, when the Primal God awoke from his eternal slumber, things had changed! Firstly, as the Accidental God sent its split soul to run away, it had actually entered the universe the Primal God had created. But before it did, as it was traveling through the endless void where the battle had taken place, it had been constantly absorbing the Cosmic energy from the fallen Saintinial Soldiers. Although it was planning to rebuild its strength with the absorbed Cosmic energy, it had made a major miscalculation! It had absorbed too much! Even if it wanted to stop, its body wouldn't listen! As if possessed by a greed-driven madman, it absorbed all the Cosmic energy in its path.

As the saying goes, too much of one thing was never good. And the Accidental God learned this the hard way. The Cosmic energy in its body meeting the Accidental God's own dark energy... rebelled. Destroying the Accidental God from the inside out, little by little. Faced with the threat of death... for real this time, it had to disperse the energy!

Though if it released the Cosmic energy in the void, it would just return back to itself. So in an attempt to save its life, it entered the Primal God's universe. But the saying, "What goes around comes around" was a universal truth. As the Accidental God released the turbulent energy within its body, all the energy in its body was sucked dry.

That wasn't even the end of things, due to the sudden disappearance of all its energy. A chain effect was caused in the consciousness of the Accidental God. Turning it into a simpleminded being forever cursed to wander through the universe as nothing but a mindless animal.

But that wasn't the part that was pressing, the lowly life forms the Primal God had created started absorbing the ample Cosmic energy that had suddenly been discharged into their universe.

Some got so powerful that they broke through the limitations of the universe and ascended into the Primal God's own abode, the Heavenly plane! His once peaceful Heavenly plane had now turned into a retirement home for those BASTARDS! Although there weren't many of them, they had proved their potential for growth to be mind-boggling!

Linking all these changes to the Accidental God, the Primal God was furious. He quickly entered his precious Central Palace. Going into a room, he sat in front of a computer while entering a security system code with blinding speed. The security system, being that of the Heavenly Planes itself, was capable of barring anyone and anything from entering.

Of course, that was the final stage of the security system, as before getting to it, you have to pass through 12 trials and tribulations. But due to the difficulties of these 12 trials and tribulations, only a single person managed to clear them. No matter how strong the candidates were, they couldn't even clear a single trial. And because of that achievement, from then on, the 12 trials became known as the Twelve Labors of Hercules. With regard to the only individual who was capable of clearing them.