Squad 13!

The Word Protection Agency has 400 Squads across many countries. One of the squads, is an English squad called Squad 13, and every single member of it is absolutely useless in all respects. With an impressive 0% success rate on all missions, they are notorious for being a bunch of idiots who can't seem to make a single mission go well. They'd be fired by now if one of the members didn't have an insanely rich father who funded all of their missions and was a long time friend of the World Protection Agency's Leader. They may be useless in all respects, but they're popular amongst the citizens. Why, because it's hilarious to watch someone fail miserably, over and over and over and over and over again...