Chapter 8: Oh nah and crispy chicken(gore and cursing)

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previously a rating game between the Mc and riser is announced which would happen in 2 days

We can currently see Our mc crying tears of blood with a expression on his face that say's I am going to destroy someone both physically and emotionally

Issei: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER

the reason for this is because he was watching some anime when he suddenly saw a anime that seemed familiar and yet different

Flashback

issei: Man let's see what new anime's are out

Our Mc goes to the internet to watch some anime's when he See's an weird anime title

issei: what the hell is 'The Adventure To The 2 Piece: Journey Of The Bleached Fox'

hmmm... it's seems familiar

let's see what it's about

Back to present

Issei: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY DAMN EYES

WHO TF NAMES THE MC SON ICHIGOLD D.D UCHIMAKI

WHY IS THE INNER DEMON A STUPID MIX OF KURAMA A HOLLOW AND KAIDO'S DRAGON FORM

WHY IS THE RIVAL SARENJI L. WUBONG

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHY IS THE LOVE INTEREST A MIX OF SAKURA , BIG MOM AND A XDNOMORPH

AND WHY IS SHE IS LOLI

AYO IS THAT MINATO SOSUKE

WTF IS A TAILED HOLLOW DEVIL

AYO WHY ARE HALF THE MEN BEING CREEPS FOR THE 3 YEAR OLD MC

WHY DID THE MC BECOME A GIGA NIGG-

AYO WHY IS THE LOLI R-

OH NAH... OH NAH

NAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

THIS IS DISGUSTING ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE THIS CAN MAKE THE DARKEST OF CRIMINALS TURN INTO A RESPECTED PERSON THIS IS A PUNISHMENT FROM THE INFITITH LAYER OF HELL

And so after being traumatised our MC rips out his eyes in horror of seeing this shit and regenerates a new pair of eyes and then teleports to the creator of this anime

we can see a creepy discord mod looking zero bitchs lolicon pedo old ugly bastard in his room that's filled with the most vile and disgusting things that would make a normal man kill himself and make anyone with a strong willpower traumatised for life

this man was creepily laughing like hisoka and orichimaru

Bastard Anime creator: Hehehehehhehehehehehhe

YES I WILL MAKE THE MC A SHOTA AND THEN MAKE HIM GET NTR'D THEN TURN HIM INTO A GIRL AND THROW HIM INTO A SEA OF UGLY BASTARD'S(my brothers) THEN I WILL MAKE HIM GO ON A REVENGE JOURNEY ONLY FOR IT TO REPEAT ALL OVER AGAIN

HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[emergency quest has arrived]

[quest: The rob is completely disgusted and horrified by the anime this man- no this creature has created and is now pissed off

mission: RIP AND TEAR HIM APART THEN SEND HIM TO THE DOOM SLAYER UNIVERSE TO BE KILLED FOR ETERNITY OVER AND OVER AGAIN

rewards: Made In Heaven, 100k exp and permanent perfect body condition, Rath transformation (ben10) ]

issei: That much for Just killing filth

nice

Bastard Anime creator: now I will lew-

Issei: WHAT'S UP FUCKER

Bastard Anime creator: NANI

Issei: BANKAI

KYŌKA SUIGETSU

Theme starts playing

I can tell that you've never been true to me

I can smell that you're acting so fearfully

I can hear what you're hoping I want to hear

I can feel the alarm bells are ringing in me

I can touch but I know you don't feel a thing

I can pray but I know you commit a sin

I can sense now it's all become clear to see

You're no good ,and you mean no good treacherously

I can tell that you've never been true to me

I can smell that you're acting so fearfully

I can hear what you're hoping I want to hear

I can feel the alarm bells are ringing in me

I can touch but I know you don't feel a thing

I can pray but I know you commit a sin

I can sense now it's all become clear to see

You're no good ,and you mean no good treacherously

While the theme is playing the MC is basically ripping off itachi's tsukuyomi

Bastard Anime creator: AAAAHHHH PLEASE DON'T DO THIS AAAAAAHHHH

IT'S HURTS

MY EYES

MY LEGS

MY HANDS

MY BALLLLSSSSS

Issei: CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE YOU BASTARD

Bastard Anime creator: AAAAHHHH MY MICRO PP

And so our MC kept torturing him in the illusion and after that he tortured him by cursing him, healing him, using Unlimited Blade works to create swords inside his body, ripping him limp from limp them healing him again, giving him the kaneki treatment, making him see himself getting impaled by other ugly bastard's and then finally cursing him with immortality and weakness and throwing him into the Doom slayer universe as a demon

Issei: ENJOY DOOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

and so our MC gets rid of the most Vile and disgusting thing from the world

[quest completed]

[rewards are being distributed]

[rewards: Made In Heaven, 100k exp and permanent perfect body condition, Rath transformation(ben10)]

[level up x2]

[status]

Name: Issei Bahamut

Race: humanoid divine dragon

dragon God [locked][39.5%]

Rank:Between Heavenly dragon and abstract existence

Teir: between 4-B and 3-A(between solar system leve and universal via made in heaven)

title:The red dragon emperor, The beast killer(10x attack to all creatures that are considered a beast), The Berserker (x5 boost to all stats when enraged), giga chad, The principle of gender equality, Bastard slayer

Artifacts:Boosted gear, philosopher's touch, chains of sealing, Avalon, The All Black Symbiote Sword(Sealed 12%) , Stand: Made in Heaven

Level:102

HP: 110000/110000

MP: 510000/510000

STR: 1020

SPE:1020

END:1020

DEX:1020

INT: 1020

WIS:1020

CHA: Max

LUCK: Max

SP:120

Issei: that felt good

Issei Form another dimension inside Mc's mind: BOOBA

issei:AYO WHAT WAS THAT

[I don't know host]

ddraig:neither do I

issei: ddraig when we're you awake

ddraig: you know since always

issei: Wa-

ddraig:all thing's aside don't you have to fight the fried chicken in 50 minutes

issei: Oh shit

author: language

issei: wha-

author: Destroyed in hell (The stand of the author that allowes him to reverse the entire universe and change the plot)

issei: oh shiz

Flying Thunder God technique

ddraig: you know space manipulation doesn't count as minato's Haraishin right

issei: SHUT UP YOUR DEAD

ddraig: ...

[EMOTIONAL DAMAGE]

issei: As I was saying

Flying Thunder God technique

Meanwhile in the underworld

Rias: where is h-

and our MC teleport's into the arena at the perfect time

Rias: he's here *sigh* thank Lucifer

In the arena

Riser: So your finally here

Riser thought you would have ran away seeing the greatness of Riser Phoenix

Issei: ..... have you watched ben 10 Ultimate Alien

Riser: YES RISER HAS BUT WHY DO A FILTHY HUMAN LIKE YOU CARE

Issei: it's Rath time sucker

Riser: NANI

And so our MC becomes Rath

Issei: LISTEN HERE YOU STUPID FRIED CHICKEN THAT IS A CHEAP COPY OF RATH'S WAY OF TALKING

RATH DOES NOT LIKE YOU

AND RATH IS GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RATH DOESN'T LIKE YOU

Riser:... ummm...peace

Issei: RATH DOESN'T WANT PEACE

RATH WANTS PROBLEMS

ALWAYS

And so our MC proceeds to lay the most brutal MMA beat down on Riser that Riser starts to talk normally

Riser: WAIT YOU WIN

YOU WIN

I GIVE UP

YOUR THE STRONGEST

JUST STOP HURTING M-

and so Rath grabs his face and say

Issei: Rath says your God is here

And he's fresh out mercy

RATH'S FIRE DRAGON'S BREATH

And so Riser is sent to the hospital with every part of his body broken and crispy and not regenerating at all while we can see his entire peerage on the ground knocked the f out

[status]

Name: Riser Phoenix

Race: Pure blood devil

Rank:High class

title:Mc's punching bag

Level:95

HP: 5/90000

MP: 0/60000

STR: 175

SPE:190

END:400

DEX:170

INT: 20

WIS: 0

Sirzechs: I have to congratulations you fo-

while Sirzechs was saying this our MC holds up his middle finger and teleports back to his home and sleeping with yo mam-

author: noot.... noot

ahem the MC sleeps normally

what the hell will dis just happenhappen

Mc just destroyed a Bastard

He showed Lucifer the middle finger

The devils shit themselves

The wild fried chicken has been fried and has been hit by the Rath of knowledge

And someone please tell me what is the author smoking

Find out on the next episode of

Isekai adventure of the abridged reincarnator

note:please note that when I write mc it refers to issei and if I say mc instead of issei it is still referring to issei

don't take anything I write seriously this shit clearly has the comedy tag and for those people who read this story thank you all y'all are legend's

Author's note: Soory guys for not uploading chapters consistently it's because I couldn't balance it between my studies and I was thinking of more idea's to make this fic Interesting

and I also let the MC curse in this chapter so yeah that's it

Adios