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Previously we saw our Mc was giving the cannon fodder the kaneki treatment and Rias being her greedy self and now we can see our Mc covered in blood of the cannon fodder when he gets a notification
[1800 exp gained]
Issei: they don't even give decent experience points
At this point I will never level up
[Quest alert! ]
Issei: well this is new
[quest: don't mess with the dragon
objective: put the bratty rias and her peerage in their place for trying to mess with a dragon
rewards: 50K exp, world travel ticket
failure: they'll keep annoying you
quest: Alliance maker
objective:after showing the ORC your not to be messed with propose an alliance
rewards: increased reputation with the orc, Sirzechs and grafia and 100K exp
failure: nothing
quest: Cold love
objective: beat sona in a game of chess
rewards: Engagement with sona, meeting with serafall and potential love intrest in serafall, 150K exp
failure: Sona thinks your not smart enough]
Issei: this is oddly specific
system did Rob give you this mission
[no host this mission was given by Fate and destiny]
issei: Huh? how did they access you system
[they requested this from the Rob]
issei: hmmm.... meh I don't really care and plus I like sona more than rias and getting to know serafall is just the icing on the cake
[I advice the host to get ready for Tomorrow]
issei: yeah
And so time passes as we can see our Mc the next day in his class when suddenly the pretty boy shows up
Kiba: excuse me but is Bahumat-san here
(Yuuto is a handsome young man with short blond hair, blue eyes (bluish-gray eyes in the anime) and a mole underneath his left eye.)
all the fangirls:KYAAA IT'S KIBA KUN
HE'S SO HANDSOME
I WANT HIS BABIES
in Issei mind: What the fu-
author: language boi
in Issei mind: Ahem... what the hell is wrong with these girls
wait I have read fanfiction whenever this happens they start to fantasize about Issei and kiba
*a shiver goes through Mc's spine*
Oh hell nah
And so our Mc uses Kyoka suigetsu to change the mind set of the fangirls and goes back to the conversation with Kiba
Issei: Yes I am here what do you want
Kiba: The president of the Orc would like to talk to you would you please come with me to the club
Issei: Hmmm....alright
And so the Mc and the pretty boy with the amo mentality goes towards the Orc when they first meet akeno after entering
Akeno: please take a seat Bahamut- kun
Issei: hmm
and so issei takes a seat while rias comes out of the shower after a few minutes and sits in front of the Mc trying to seduce him by flashing her panties but the Mc just like any other logical person looks her in the eyes and says
issei: You know it's not nice to make the person you invited wait while your taking a shower on that note why the hell is there a shower in this club in the first place
Rias gets shocked due to our Mc attitude towards her and him not talking in her beauty
Rias: i am sorry if a offend you issei-kun
akeno please serve him some tea
issei: I didn't give you permission to call me by my first name
And so rias looks shocked again while akeno serves the Mc some tea
Rias: I am sorry Bahamut-san
Issei: this tea is nice
akeno: thank you Bahamut-kun
and so our Mc yet again ignores Rias causing super effective damage to her ego
issei: are you going to tell me why I am here now
rias: tell me Bahamut-kun do you know about the supernatural
Issei: Go to the point Gremory I don't have time for your games
Rias: I don't know what you me-
issei: Rias Gremory heir to the house of Gremory one of the 72 pillars with the rank of Duke
and also the little sister of Sirzechs Lucifer
you are also given the nickname of Crimson-haired ruin princess of destruction
After hearing this Rias peerage take a fighting stance against the Mcand Rias says in a hostile tone
Rias: How do you know about me
And before the Mc could answer Kiba like the protagonist wanna be he is attacks our mc while a theme song plays for kiba but that was not to be as our Mc copies aizen and stops Kiba's sword and theme by using one finger
Kiba says in despair: how is this possible
And then Aizen's theme starts playing
*I can tell that you've never been true to me
I can smell that you're acting so fearfully
I can hear what you're hoping I want to hear
I can feel the alarm bells are ringing in me
I can touch but I know you don't feel a thing
I can pray but I know you commit a sin
I can sense now it's all become clear to see
You're no good ,and you mean no good treacherously
I can tell that you've never been true to me
I can smell that you're acting so fearfully
I can hear what you're hoping I want to hear
I can feel the alarm bells are ringing in me
I can touch but I know you don't feel a thing
I can pray but I know you commit a sin
I can sense now it's all become clear to see
You're no good ,and you mean no good treacherously*
Issei: Your are just weak
And so our Mc uses Kyoka suigetsu to influence all of kiba's sences to make him scream in pain
and Rias like a idiot tries to attack our Mc
Issei: ENOUGH
As the Mc shouts these words he releases a small amount of his Aura causing them to freeze in fear
and after sometime our Mc stops releasing his aura
Issei: can we talk like civil people now
everyone nods their head
Rias: I am sorry for kiba attacking you and me trying to attack you
I let my emotions take control
issei: it's fine Gremory Your knight thought of me as a threat so he attacked and you attacked because I hurt your knight
Akeno: if I may ask how do you know about Rias
Issei: Well there is a thing called the supernatural-net
As issei said these words all the people sweatdrops
Rias: I am again sorry I forgot people affiliated with the supernatural have access to it
*she says this while having a sheepish smile*
Issei just looks at her like you look at an idiot
Rias says while being embarrassed: so I wanted to ask will you join my peerage
*she says this while being hopeful*
Issei: Hell No
And so Rias confidence, ego and hope is shattered
Rias: can I ask why
Issei: your really asking the red dragon emperor the one who's entire thing is about domination to be you servant
And so everyone in the room is quite until Rias breaks the silence
Rias: *sigh* I am sorry for all this
I think we got on a wrong foot
issei: I think that as well
Rias: so what can I do to make it up to you
issei: how about forming an alliance
Rias was surprised hearing those words since she thought the Mc would hate her
Rias: really
issei: I just said it what else do you want to hear
Rias got embarrassed again and says: Sorry and yes I would like to have an alliance
And so our Mc after humbling the Orc and making a alliance walks out of the club while going towards the student council where he see's sona playing chess with Tsubaki
Sona: ah issei your here would you like to have a game of chess with me
Issei's mind: This is awfully going my way it's like I am in a fan fiction written by a guy who has no friend's
Author: I HAVE FRIENDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
And so the author beats up the Mc and rewinds the time while also fixing the 4th wall
Issei: yea I think I would like to play a game of chess as well
And so Mc plays a game of chess with sona and wins and after some chatting leaves to his house while we can see sona beet red and everyone in the council with a stupid smile
let's see what the Mc is doing in his house right now
[ding! the quests have been complete the rewards are distributed]
[host has gained world travel ticket]
[host has gained 300K exp host has leveled up multiple times]
Issei: Distribute my system points equally and show me my status
[SP distributed equally]
[status]
Name: Issei Bahamut
Race: humanoid dragon
dragon God [locked][40%]
Rank:Heavenly dragon
Teir:between high 4-C and 4-B (better large star and solar system level)
title:The red dragon emperor, The beast killer(10x attack to all creatures that are considered a beast), The Berserker (x5 boost to all stats when enraged)
Artifacts:Boosted gear, philosopher's touch, chains of sealing, Avalon and The All Black Symbiote Sword(Sealed)
Level:100
HP: 100000/100000
MP: 500000/500000
STR: 1000
SPE:1000
END:1000
DEX:1000
INT: 1000
WIS:1000
CHA: Max
LUCK: Max
SP:0
what will happen now
Mc acquired a finance
Rias's ego was destroyed
And why does The Mc got a world travel ticket
The supernatural shall shit themselves
The fried chicken shall become extra crispy
And someone please tell me what is the author smoking
Find out on the next episode of
Isekai adventure of the abridged reincarnator
note:please note that when I write mc it refers to issei and if I say mc instead of issei it is still referring to issei
don't take anything I write seriously this shit clearly has the comedy tag and for those people who read this story thank you all y'all are legend's
The original chapter had the stats for the Orc but it didn't pulish for some reason and after I closed webnovel and came back again the chapter was gone so I had to write this all over again