I Am A Follower Of Lord Kazuma

Narrator Pov(Yes I hired A Narrator Wouldnt Want Our Mc Breaking 4th Wall do we)

*In a Room?Place?Void? There are two people staring at each other one is a male that has an appearance that is the epitome of average and a girl thats appearance cannot be described just calling her/it beautiful can be considered an insult itself.*

*So you may be wondering whos the boy?,who is the girl?,If you don't know then you can be considered as either stupid or a retard.*

*Of course the boy is our average mc while the girl is some transcendent goddess or somesh*t,.Now you maybe wondering why our favorite non-edgy mc is here in the void,now that i think about it it's really edgy hmmmm.*

*Anyway!!!,In the Last Chapter our boi got struck by lightning so as any average person....he f*ckin powered up gained flash's power made a harem NTR'd Our Boi Sirzech Of Course....Wait you believed that sh*t Wow I May Or May Not be impressed or terrified of your stupidity but dont worr-*

(do your f*ckin job narrator..)

*No u*

(This is why Im reluctant to hire a cheap ass defective narrator do you know how it takes my money and dont even get me started about the flex tapes for the 4th wall because im 100% sure your gonna break it all the time)

*Heck ye*

*Anyways our boi died by got struck by lightning RIP BTW..ehem..,so Yea As Any Other Fics He got ended up in this place of course..,hmm whats this place it simply cannot be described as any other excuses because it is 'beyond human comprehension',its not of course the author being lazy*

(Disclose anymore personal about me and i assure you..,I WILL FIRE YOU!!)

*Okay,okay chill,teenagers am i right.*

*Now Back To The Story

Ehem sooooo*

Mc Pov

"Ughhhmmmm"I Groaned, Where ze heck am i...whos that girl hmmmm"who ze f*ck are you"I said,dayumm my mouth dry as f*ck.

"Hello little mortal i am goddess #/&*#€$$÷*#£$&"She said graciously

"Goddes what...?, are you speaking wingding language or the enchanted table texts?"I asked,this may be a stupid question but i always wondered it since i was a kid...what im a weird kid okay i mean who would say i am a virgin proudly in earth that's just weird..., tho i did watch an anime who also proclaimed this oddly it sound badass.

"I shall tactically avoid your question..,but i am here to tell you died because of my incompetence so i shall reincarnate you in another world and i shall grant you 3 wishes...,YOROKOBE SHOUNEN"She said..,why am i imagining Kire Kotomine,AND WHAT THE F*CK.

"THE F*CK YOU SAY WOMEN!?"I exclaimed..,the f*ck this b*tch murdered me and he thinks shes a saint..dafuk.

???????? Pov

"Ohh man I screwed up.,why did i even did that"I said nervously,My senor would scold me..,Mannn i need an excuse.., I-ii mean its not my fault hes standing there...right?,fok this is really troublesome..

"Ohh,how about ill just make him make 3 wishes for compensation i mean it work in those books,it should work on this too right"I tought nervously

*This is oddly specific this is not of course because author being laz*

(DIEE)

*no u*

*ehem back to story*

"So okay yah hmm e-ehem...,hello little mortal i am Goddes ^*$£_/*^"&^"*&"*^"

*If you don't know what's happening she Bassically rehearsed his line.,lol*

"Okay I Am Ready"I Said,Yes girl you can do it your a goddess he will be speechless and dazed by your beutiful face..okaayy now!

"hello there little mortal i am goddess #/€/£_/_€/*^:$£^_£^£€^"I said Perfectly,Heheh now be be dazed by my appearance.

"Goddess what..?"he asked.,Hmm!,why isnt he dazed,is it because he doesnt see me as attractive?,NO!,im sure he is just adjusting so he still did not see my face clearly yes it isnt because im not attractive.yes,yes.i must mentain my gracious appearance.

"Are you speaking Wingding language or the enchanted table texts"He Asked.,Oof,thats his 1st question i mean theres a beutiful goddess in front of you,and his questions,i have a feeling if i answered he will be dissapointed so"i shall tactically avoid your question...,but i am here to tell you died because of my incompetence so i shall reincarnate you in another world and i shall grant you 3 wishes....,YOROKOBE SHOUNEN"I said,hehhe yes i shall pose as innocent that he will not even realize i murdered him combined with my appearance this is fullproof...,huhuhuhu.

"THE F*CK YOU SAY WOMEN!?"He's screaming,oh sh*t he noticed but my pride as a Goddes, i will not let him call me 'women'.i mean how dare he..he should worship me for giving him an eventful life not his boring average i mean look at him.,his bassically the epitome of averageness..,if average has a symbol he would be it .,Hmph!

3rd Pov

"WHat do you mean ill reincarnate or some sh*t bring me back to my Og World!!"I said. .,,i mean im content with my average life i aint reincarnating and some sh*t.Bring me back to my family dafuk!!?

Pause

(Ok this is a rant if you dont wanna listen then dont..,okay.,i shall start in..3,2,now

Ok i dont understand reincarnators but how the f*ck did you easily move on from one family to another i mean dont you think that while you there f*cking big boob anime girls while you're family mourning for your death..,i mean dont you think that while your enjoying yourself theyre visiting your grave and while you already forgot them they repetitively mourn in your grave i mean what the fook..,of course theyre are exception like edgy orphan mc,psychpath mc,sociopath mc,and other more thanks for listening to my rant)

Resume

"Hmph!!,how dare you raise your voice in front of a Goddes.especially an attractive one at that all you should do puny mortal is be aroused and dazed by my appearance and you should be happy that im wasting my time on you mortal..,you ahould be happy im willing to give you a chance to reincarnate and grant 3 wishes"I said,Humph!,how dare he jdhrr...

"Haahhh!,Why should i fall in love with my murderer,im not like other where they think with there dicks im not a simp to let you do anything to me just because you have a pretty face and im not a masochist where i wil happily let you walk all over me.,Ill have you know i follow Lord Kazuma's Teaching as an advocate of Gender Equality I will Drop kick you if necessary!!"I Said..,Dafuk she say just you have a pretty face ill let you walk on me You Bimbo Goddes.

"Hmp!!,Lets just make this quick state your wishes and reincarnate whatever world you choose"I Say,This mortal is troublesome he isnt even dazed or aroused!.

"Hmph!,.I Agree reincarnate me back to my og world"I Say

"Impossible"I Say,Plainly

"Why not!!?"I Ask Panicking

"We havs rules And if you ask what our rules,dont bother it is 'beyond human comprehension'"I Say,Plainly

"Tchhh!.Useless Goddess"I Say

"What!!!?,Youuu!!?"I Gritted my teeth,annoying mortal

"Okay then i will state my wishes"i said directly looking at her face already annoys me

"Hmph!!,Then State It Mortal Be Quick Chap Chap"I say no more distraction

"Hmph,my 1st wish stop the time in my world ao when i came back it would be like nothing ever happen"

"Granted"

"2nd wish I wish To retain my appearance"

"Granted",Huhuhu lets see how youll react to this

"3rd wish,Denial Of Nothingness but on Steroids

"Granted"Hmmm So He Just Want To be op at the get go im okay with that

"so where so you want to reincarnate?"I asked in pure curiosiy

"I dont Care suprise me"I say i really dont care i just need to find a way back to my family

"Humph!!.Okay"Boring Mortal I Hope We Never See Each Other Again

"And Oh Yeah!!,F*ck you,you Bimbo Goddes"I Shout at her

"You HATEFULL MORTALLL!!!"

Authors Thoughts

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Quotes

Sometimes It Takes A Real Man To Be Best Girl

-Gigguk