Doing the impossible.

Once we were in the principal's office, and settled, the man started chewing us out.

"What do you think you are doing young man? This sort of behaviour is unacceptable at this school! You transferred in just today, and you've already made trouble? It hasn't even been half a day.

And you Izuku. I did not expect you to engage in bullying! Not only are you quirkless but also a violent bully? How low can you fall?

I am going to call both your parents up right now and tell them what you've been doing! Now go to the infirmary and apologise to Bakugo. Or else there'll be consequences!"

To that I had only one reply.

"No."

"What do you mean no?! Listen young man.."

I interrupted him before he could finish.

"No, you listen. I acted in self-defense. If anyone is at fault here it is you and the school, who have been turning a blind eye to Bakugo's sewage of a personality and repeated and brutal bullying of Izuku Midoriya. If you had done your job and corrected Bakugo's actions with just punishment at the first violation, he would have never turned out like this in the first place. But because Bakugo gets great grades and has a phenomenal quirk, you ignored his actions, some out of negligence and apathy and some likely out of fear."

"I don't know what you're talking about. If you want to lie at least make up a more believeable one. We have received no reports of bullying. Especially by a model student like Bakugo." He acted as if I had offended him. Man, what a piece of shit.

"Really? You didn't hear the kid with a literal explosion quirk illegally using that quirk to cause physical harm to a poor quirkless kid. That's gonna stand well in court."

"Wait. What do you mean court?"

"Oh that! I actually filmed it all." I said, pulling out my phone and showing him the recording. His face lost all colour at a frightening pace. Almost like a chameleon, he changed his colours.

"That's terrible. You know you're right! Now if you'd just give me your phone I'll deal with this whole issue." The principal said, reaching for the phone. I handed him the phone as he immediately went to delete the video.

"Ah! By the way, if you think you can just delete the video, you're sorely mistaken. I've already uploaded it my cloud drive."

"Eeep!" The principal squeaked.

"What? Did you think I was dumb? I have also recorded this conversation, if that helps."

"Let's talk about this first.." he pleaded.

"You know, Principal-san, according to the quirk management law, it is the school's responsibility to make sure that the students don't misuse their quirk. And if I remember correctly, the penalty for that is the removal of the teaching licenses of all parties involved and a permanent ban from the education industry. Along with a healthy 2 year prison sentence for grievous bodily harm of course. I wonder what they'll do to child abusers like you in prison, ne? What do you think Principal-san?" I said, twirling my phone in my hands.

The man was positively shaking in fear at this point. That was hook. Now for the line.

"What do you want?" He asked at last, defeated.

"Turn a blind eye. You have quite the mastery at it already, don't you? Now you'll turn a blind eye to whatever happens to Katsuki Bakugo, just like you did to Midoriya."

"What are you planning to do?" He asked.

"Your job. I'll put Bakugo in his place and all you have to do is keep mum about this. Also, just as an aside, you'll make sure that I get full marks in all subjects, capiche?"

"Yes. I'll even do the the same for Midoriya-san."

"Yeah, you do that." I said getting off the chair and walking to the door, as Izuku followed, incredulous at the exchange that just took place.

As I exited the room, I turned qround for one last comment.

"Ah, and if any of the teachers try to heckle us or make life harder, you know what happens right?"

The principal just nodded solemnly.

"Good boy!" I chirped as I closed the door behind me.

"That was so cool! You're amazing Haru! I- I couldn't have imagined that anything like this could ever happen!" Deku squealed in delight.

"Didn't I tell you? I can make the impossible possible!" I replied with a warm smile.

"Uhum!" Deku nodded vigorously.

"Come. Let's go back to class."

As we out of class at the end of the day, Bakugo and his goons confronted us in an alleyway.

"What do you think you're doing, pom-poms? Have you already forgotten what I did to you earlier this morning?" I taunted.

He flinched and covered his groin instinctively.

"Yeah. That's right." I smirked.

"What? You think you can protect him all the time?" One of the lackeys shouted fromt he back.

A stern glare shut from me shut him up real quick. But that was enough to give Bakugo other ideas.

"Are you going to fight for him all his life? What are you gay?" He spat.

"Firstly, that's very homophobic. And secondly, no I won't. Because I won't have to. Izuku will fight you himself." I said.

"Fwuhahahahh!" They all began to laugh as Izuku became increasingly flustered.

"Awawawa..I-i-i can't do that Haru! I'll be killed!" He protested.

"Don't worry about that. Once I am done with you, Bakugo will be the least of your worries." I replied.

"Wait what?" Izuku asked but I ignored him.

"Listen to him newbie. He can't fight me. I am superior to quirkless trash like him." Bakugo mocked.

"You are, aren't you? Then how about a bet? Yore not scared of a bet are you?"

"I'm not scared of anything, bastard!" He shouted.

"Then how about a bet?" I repeated.

"You're on!" He replied.

One year from now, Deku here will fight you, one on one. Like you asked. In return, you have to promise to leave him alone for the next whole year. I'm sure you won't lose right? Or are you afraid he'll beat stuffing out of you?" I goaded him on.

"There's no damn way I'm losing! I'm a hero. That's what. And heroes don't lose!"

"Then do we have a deal?" I raised him a hand.

"You're damn right we do!" He said, slapping my hand away.

Once the broom gang left, Deku broke out in shivers and began his signature muttering.

"I'mgoingtodieI'mgoingtodieI'mgoingtodie..."

"No you're not." I said, slapping his back with the ferocity of the four winds.

"Yeowch!" He jumped in pain.

"You done muttering? Good. Didn't I just show you the impossible? Have some faith in me, would ya? I'm gonna train you over the next year. And when I'm done with you, you'll be crushing Bakugo lickety-split like. You trust me don't you?"

"Well, I just met you today so..." he muttered.

"Really Deku?" I rolled my eyes at him as he began to chuckle.

That day, I walked back home with Izuku in tow, as he hummed a happy tune. He looked like a burden had been lifted off his shoulders, and for the first time in years he stood straight and tall, walking with a pep in his step.

And this was just the beginning of many changes I was going to bring to the poor sap's life. After all, having a pliant one for all user as a meat shield never hurts. Mwahahahahahaha.