Reborn in a Naruto Au world.

Well, that was a thing, apparently, I am not Naruto but Thor reincarnated. apparently, Odin had reincarnated me as a mortal baby and that mortal baby meant that I still had, the powers of thor locked up inside of me, I grimaced at the idiocy that I had seen, it was beautiful smart and strong, she was practically offering herself to him yet he couldn't see past his own greatness, got her killed, for a mortal woman, who managed to break his heart in the end.

Idiocy, I currently had watched Jiraiya make a fool of himself and finding reasons to abandon me to this village.

Sarutobi had allowed it, the fool, I am already having doubts of his benevolence,

Afterward the council, it was as split once side voting for my death and acting all loud and a fool. while the other side stood silent and calm but I could see the hesitation.

Hmph, those fools, can't trust the sealing to the hero that had summoned the shinigami,

"Silence!"

I watched with a blank expression as the Third Hokage began to shut everyone up and berate them on how this is not how Konoha citizens should act and declare this all an a ranked secret, should any of this be exposed it would be a penalty worthy of death.

I was then quite literally dumped, into the orphanage.

The next few months were horrifying, Kicked out of every shop that existed within Konoha, and even with the excellent skill of taijutsu from experience with these memories.

It got worse at the age of four when people noticed me growing as I was retraining my self from my memories they started showing signs of becoming more violent, I managed to beat up some of them but the group became larger and larger, and once I overheard the hokage and Danzo planning on putting seals on me as they were worried about where my loyalties lie.

It was then, I had to force myself to become something that I was not.

I had to become orange, ramen loving hyperactive knucklehead with delusions to be the hokage, and who also says "believe it!" with every sentence Just So I can survive.

The Kyuubi was...not so nice at first, and it took me some time for me to finally open up to him, telling him that I will find a way to make him a summon because being free will only make him be enslaved again, and that is something we most cannot have.

My Power Manipulation and my kalescoipe skills, something that Was confusing since I thought I would have it by now, I guess not due to my greed with the wishes. I hope it will unlock once I am worthy, and I hope, I am worthy, before, I die...again.

I went to overload when I became obnoxious, I was proud of it too, It brought me great joy to see the highly annoyed angry looks on the villager's faces when I saw them

Things happened as they did in cannon if you were an outsider who had just got to see the village.

The Hinata kidnapping, the death, of the need father which caused the birth of emo Neji who thinks fate is in his hands.

And the Hinata stalker I couldn't do more because I had to survive you know, they would notice and become aggressive.

4 years, 4 dreadful year's oh my God it was so irritating. and then finally graduation, I bring the dead last of the class.

The sensei's where introduced and I found myself on a team as to be expected, team 7 with sensei being Kakashi Hatake, who of course couldn't let go of the past.

I had to play the idiot Ir else bakashi will tell the hokage about that.

we failed, we got a second chance, we passed, teamwork. followed by dranks which I had to listen to my teammates complaining for an entire month, as well as my own self forced to do the same thing.

We had begged to give the hokage, better-ranked missions. in which he relented and gave us a C ranked Mission, Which I faked a cheer and Sasuke gave off a grunt, before continuing to be emobroody mcduckass.

Sakura was as you'd expected fangirling, I had to resort to faking my interest to her.

Dude wtf Why? why not Hinata?

Well it's quite simple really, She is cute without a doubt, but she would be put in danger if I do consider the violence and the cruelty placed on me will be aimed at her for liking me, plus she is way too young, 18 or older, for me and how she stares at me for most of the day is creepy, knowing she has the Bakugan and how it works just makes it works. and too I don't like Sakura at all, I'm just doing like a force cosplay.

We were off to wave with tazuna as our guide, finally off without the hokage watching through his crystal ball, I had managed to train in secret for real in 2 hours making about a dozen shadows

As I had said before my training was barely had any effort do to the fear of the hokage spying on me, so now that I was out to rot the village I was able to properly train.

Zabuza and Haku had arrived, and I have to say I had expected this, the same thing happened in cannon all though to my shock I didn't bump into her hair bumped into me, as I was training.

and the shocking thing is? She knew I was holding back when she asked me why I told her a simple response that the village hates my guts for something out of my control and if they spot me as I am now they won't respond too kindly.

She nodded and smiled, and we bid ways.

The next happened exactly like cannon, Sasuke got captured and I jumped in to save him only to fall into the said rap

Haku looked at me with sadness in her eyes as she knew I was doing this on purpose harming myself for survival.

Haku and Zabuza had died a brave sacrifice. I would see to it that their souls be sent to Valhalla after I pass on.

After the incident I and the rest of the gang went back where the chin in exams took place, I had signed up along with my team under orders of Kakashi our sensei.

Though he didn't teach me or any of us as sakura is still a weak ass fangirl the only person he managed to pay attention to is Sasuke.

Sadly this was all to be expected as was a wave

We entered the exams to level up which we would have if not for the invasion.

Followed by the Sasuke retrieval arc In which I manage to defeat and bring Home after.

Instead of getting the praises I deserved I was slapped by sakura and started spitting all types of insults, betrayed by most of my so-called friends as they had already found out about the so-called demon.

I was called to the council where I was called upon my banishment after arguing of those who supported me and those who were against me.

I managed to make it to the border of fire country when a loud boom was heard a beam of light shot from the sky, when the light died down a metallic monster I recognized from the movie Thor, came to be.

I gulped,

" Awe fuck "

The light in his head lit up as it charged with full intent to shred me to bits.