Reborn as a female dungeon master?!

On the cold stone floor of a cave deep in the moutains, Rapid breaths could be heard. You could just see the glow of a fire, lit by a red beast. A dragon. The dragon had crimson scales as red as blood. Black Horns were seen protruding from the end of it's skull. A constant whimper could be heard from another dragon in the cave.

"Is it coming?" The red dragon asked. His voice was hoarse, and deep. You could not see who he was talking to, but the best guess was a extremely black dragon.

"I think so.." The voice of another dragon said. The dragon sounded feminine, so it was most likely that a baby was coming. I dont know about you, but im the narrator, so I would know.

The breaths got even more frantic. "It's.. coming.." The other dragon said. The clamor of armor could be heard on the path leading up to the cave. Suddenly the red dragon perked up, causing the ground to shake and adjust to his weight. The dragonn got into a defensive stance.

Then a roar sounded through the cave and the forest, causing disruption amongst nature. Claw and blade fought, and it was on that day the fate of the world was decided by hadurgruh with her paints of fate. She painted death on her canvas.

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Darek rolled around in his bed. His blanket mixed and matched, and his pillow wasn't favoring it. He rolled onto the floor and finally woke up, feet still clinging on to the blanket. He kicked the blanket away and slowly got up. Immediately he went to go take a shower and brush his teeth.

30 years old and he still didnt know how to drive, sitting in his uncle's apartment. Darek was already 300 lbs, and he made his breakfast especially big. At the dinner table, his uncle asked, "The usual?"

"Yeah uncle. 30 tacos and two large Pepsi cokes. Also, bring me some bbq sauce, fries, and spicy chicken wings."

His uncle nodded and finished up, so he headed towards the door. Once his uncle has left, Darek went up to his room and turned on his computer. He started playing video games and read web books.

"This is horrible, how did he even get level 27494 by the third chapter?"

[Can you do better..?]

"Eh?"

Darek didnt even notice a bullet that pierced through his window and hit him in the head.